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Welcome To My Life

Do you ever feel like breaking down?

Do you ever feel out of place?

Like somehow you just don't belong

And no one understands you

Do you ever wanna runaway?

Do you lock yourself in your room?

With the radio on turned up so loud

That no one hears you screaming

No you don't know what it's like

When nothing feels all right

You don't know what it's like

To be like me

To be hurt

To feel lost

To be left out in the dark

To be kicked when you're down

To feel like you've been pushed around

To be on the edge of breaking down

And no one's there to save you

No you don't know what it's like

Welcome to my life

Do you wanna be somebody else?

Are you sick of feeling so left out?

Are you desperate to find something more?

Before your life is over

Are you stuck inside a world you hate?

Are you sick of everyone around?

With their big fake smiles and stupid lies

While deep inside you're bleeding

No you don't know what it's like

When nothing feels all right

You don't know what it's like

To be like me

....

Welcome to my piss

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Du

Du hast

Du hast mich

Du

Du hast

Du hast mich

Du hast mich

Du hast mich gefragt

Du hast mich gefragt

Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab

nichts gesagt

Willst du bis der Tod euch scheidet

treu ihr sein fur alle Tage...

nein

Willst du bis zum Tod der Scheide

sie lieben auch in schlechten Tagen....

nein

[English translation:]

[You Have]

You

You have

You have me

You

You have

You have me

You have asked me

You have asked me

You have asked me

And I said nothing

will you until death does part you

be true to her on all days

Never

will you 'til the death of the slit,

love her, even in bad times

Never

Nuff said.

PCE

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Du

Du hast

Du hast mich

Du

Du hast

Du hast mich

Du hast mich

Du hast mich gefragt

Du hast mich gefragt

Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab

nichts gesagt

Willst du bis der Tod euch scheidet

treu ihr sein fur alle Tage...

nein

Willst du bis zum Tod der Scheide

sie lieben auch in schlechten Tagen....

nein

[English translation:]

[You Have]

You

You have

You have me

You

You have

You have me

You have asked me

You have asked me

You have asked me

And I said nothing

will you until death does part you

be true to her on all days

Never

will you 'til the death of the slit,

love her, even in bad times

Never

Nuff said.

PCE

ahaha, I know those lyrics are terrible...but I have to admit I really like rammsteins music!

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Du

Du hast

Du hast mich

Du

Du hast

Du hast mich

Du hast mich

Du hast mich gefragt

Du hast mich gefragt

Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab

nichts gesagt

Willst du bis der Tod euch scheidet

treu ihr sein fur alle Tage...

nein

Willst du bis zum Tod der Scheide

sie lieben auch in schlechten Tagen....

nein

[English translation:]

[You Have]

You

You have

You have me

You

You have

You have me

You have asked me

You have asked me

You have asked me

And I said nothing

will you until death does part you

be true to her on all days

Never

will you 'til the death of the slit,

love her, even in bad times

Never

Nuff said.

PCE

i like ramstien(sp?) !!! :monkey:

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uhhh... i believe these are the worst lyrics ever:

http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/analcunt/...getworse.html#5

im gonna have to go with you on that one.

PCE

hahaha those are truly the most offensive lyrics in the entire universe. anyone that knows anal cunt's music would agree

Offensive and terrible. Wonder how long those lyrics took to write.

Pretty much anything by Cannibal Corpse, cant think of any specifics.

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hahahahahahahahahaha holy shit!!!

Anal Cunt

28. I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died

I WAS AT THE HOSPITAL LAUGHING AT CRIPPLES

THE I HEARD YOU KID JUST DIED

SUDDENLY, THAT WAS FUNNIER THAN THE CRIPPLES

SO I TRACKED YOU DOWN AND MADE FUN OF YOU

YOUR KID DIED, AND YOU CRIED

AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY

IT WAS AN OPEN CASKET WAKE

I SPILLED MY BEER IN YOUR KIDS COFFIN

YOUR MASCARA RAN BECAUSE YOU WERE CRYING

SO I KICKED YOUR HUSBAND IN THE BALLS

YOUR KID DIED, AND YOU CRIED

AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY

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hahahahahahahahahaha holy shit!!!

Anal Cunt

28. I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died

I WAS AT THE HOSPITAL LAUGHING AT CRIPPLES

THE I HEARD YOU KID JUST DIED

SUDDENLY, THAT WAS FUNNIER THAN THE CRIPPLES

SO I TRACKED YOU DOWN AND MADE FUN OF YOU

YOUR KID DIED, AND YOU CRIED

AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY

IT WAS AN OPEN CASKET WAKE

I SPILLED MY BEER IN YOUR KIDS COFFIN

YOUR MASCARA RAN BECAUSE YOU WERE CRYING

SO I KICKED YOUR HUSBAND IN THE BALLS

YOUR KID DIED, AND YOU CRIED

AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY

BAHAHAHAH OMG it's so terrible it's funny as :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Edited by johnezz
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Loco - Coal Chamber

pull - steamroller rollin' through

my head said attached to loco

power up coal through the system

out to the right said you're in my

light - lock down the generator on

man screw down use the system

use the main plan full power up to

the point man don't fuck with me

loco

lock down here latch the generator

on screw the system

full power hit the main plan

:huh:

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Daddy - Mystic Knights Of The Demon Realm

Mommy why did you leave me with Daddy?

Why is my Daddy only 1 foot 3?

Why does my Daddy live in a tree?

Why?

Why?

Why?

Daddy, why did you feed me wierd vitamins?

Why were they shaped like Superted?

Why?

Why?

Why?

D to the A, to the D, D, Y

D to the A, to the D, D, Y

Daddy, your name is Tony

Daddy, you play trumpet,

for a support band,

to a support band,

kiss my chuddies,

Daddy... Daddy...

(Crying)

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Daddy - Mystic Knights Of The Demon Realm

Mommy why did you leave me with Daddy?

Why is my Daddy only 1 foot 3?

Why does my Daddy live in a tree?

Why?

Why?

Why?

Daddy, why did you feed me wierd vitamins?

Why were they shaped like Superted?

Why?

Why?

Why?

D to the A, to the D, D, Y

D to the A, to the D, D, Y

Daddy, your name is Tony

Daddy, you play trumpet,

for a support band,

to a support band,

kiss my chuddies,

Daddy... Daddy...

(Crying)

FUCK OFF! MY LYRICS ARE GREAT :fuckyou::D

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Daddy - Mystic Knights Of The Demon Realm

Mommy why did you leave me with Daddy?

Why is my Daddy only 1 foot 3?

Why does my Daddy live in a tree?

Why?

Why?

Why?

Daddy, why did you feed me wierd vitamins?

Why were they shaped like Superted?

Why?

Why?

Why?

D to the A, to the D, D, Y

D to the A, to the D, D, Y

Daddy, your name is Tony

Daddy, you play trumpet,

for a support band,

to a support band,

kiss my chuddies,

Daddy... Daddy...

(Crying)

FUCK OFF! MY LYRICS ARE GREAT :fuckyou::D

They are the worst/best lyrics. Kind of like Bad Taste film-wise, but lyrically.

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Du

Du hast

Du hast mich

Du

Du hast

Du hast mich

Du hast mich

Du hast mich gefragt

Du hast mich gefragt

Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab

nichts gesagt

Willst du bis der Tod euch scheidet

treu ihr sein fur alle Tage...

nein

Willst du bis zum Tod der Scheide

sie lieben auch in schlechten Tagen....

nein

[English translation:]

[You Have]

You

You have

You have me

You

You have

You have me

You have asked me

You have asked me

You have asked me

And I said nothing

will you until death does part you

be true to her on all days

Never

will you 'til the death of the slit,

love her, even in bad times

Never

Nuff said.

PCE

i like ramstien(sp?) !!! :monkey:

so do i. Rammstein has good songs but this one is just... :huh: Like, they could have chosen better lyrics/beat/rythem for the whole entire song.

PCE

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