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Merck Says No Truth To Angelo As New Guitarist


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But would Scorsese directing a music video for GN'R be such a bad idea?

The man is a cinematic god.

Nevertheless, it's re-assuring that the other rumor about the guitarist was false.

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Martin Scorsese?

Jesus,.. you guys are out of your fucking minds.

-Kickingthehabit

Scorsese has done stuff like this in the past.... oh on a different note, my 1000th post woohoo

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No, I wouldn't. :drevil:

Same here. That guy is a fucking joke, he plays that stupid fucking double necked guitar that looks like an airplane, and your just like, "what the fuck'??? He may be good, he may shred with the best of em, but he DOES NOT fit the GnR image. And im sure most would say, "oh and bucket head does"? And to that I would say, "Michael Angelo makes Bucket head look like The Fucking "Fonz"!

Will all respect, the "GNR image", last time we saw it, was an ageing, overweight, cornrowed rocker wearing oversized football shirts and trying to be "gangsta", a drummer dressed like a skaterboi, a "trendy" bassist in rank purple suits, a guitarist with all the top of his head shaved (long at the back) and fully gothed-up, an Axl Rose braided lookalike on one keyboard, some puff with a YMCA type general's hat on the other, and a fucking guy with a flurescent yellow raincoat and a mask who talked through the medium of some wierd doll and wore a god-damn Kentucky-fried chicken bucket on his head on lead guitar.

I though the guy Michael Angelo Batio looked like a bit of a freak. For this reason alone, I think he should join new GNR straight away - he'll fit right on in there! :rolleyes:

This was laugh out loud funny. (btw, why do we have no laughing icon?)

Post of the week. Don't even vote.

We do. :rofl-lol:

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GN'R don't need impressive guitarists that play fast. Don't need Joe Satriani, Steve Vai or Y. Malmsteen...or Michelangelo.

GN'R need the guy with the top hat, the curly hair and the cigarette ! :angry:

Very true... althgough Michelangelo on lead guitar would be interestin!

Grimo.

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To be honest i dont give a flying fuck who plays lead, im just happy that the monster is moving.

They could have the following line up and GOAB would still be smiling:

Lead: Barney the bear

Rythem:Timmy Mallet

Bass:Moe

Drums:Animal

Keyboard:Tony Soprano

Vocals:Axl

woaaa Animal on drums, classic :lol:

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To be honest i dont give a flying fuck who plays lead, im just happy that the monster is moving.

They could have the following line up and GOAB would still be smiling:

Lead: Barney the bear

Rythem:Timmy Mallet

Bass:Moe

Drums:Animal

Keyboard:Tony Soprano

Vocals:Axl

Then you are easily amused.

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To be honest i dont give a flying fuck who plays lead, im just happy that the monster is moving.

They could have the following line up and GOAB would still be smiling:

Lead: Barney the bear

Rythem:Timmy Mallet

Bass:Moe

Drums:Animal

Keyboard:Tony Soprano

Vocals:Axl

Then you are easily amused.

Thankyou for your input, i will be sure to take it to heart :P

For the record it was a joke but well done for missing the point ;)

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To be honest i dont give a flying fuck who plays lead, im just happy that the monster is moving.

They could have the following line up and GOAB would still be smiling:

Lead: Barney the bear

Rythem:Timmy Mallet

Bass:Moe

Drums:Animal

Keyboard:Tony Soprano

Vocals:Axl

Then you are easily amused.

he was being sarcastic' haven't you grasped the concept of sarcasm yet? :monkey:

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I asked Merck if there was any truth to the rumors that GNR's new guitarist is "Michael Angelo," that Martin Scorsese directed Axl's new vid, and that the album is a double-CD.

He replied, "No truth to any of it.

Thanks for the info.

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To be honest i dont give a flying fuck who plays lead, im just happy that the monster is moving.

They could have the following line up and GOAB would still be smiling:

Lead: Barney the bear

Rythem:Timmy Mallet

Bass:Moe

Drums:Animal

Keyboard:Tony Soprano

Vocals:Axl

Surely, Timmy Mallet would be at home on the drums. Puttin him on guitra is just askin for trouble!

Grimo.

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