dezmond Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 I never thought lenny was that bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axl_rose_gnr Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 HAHHAH, I actually laughed out loud when I read this. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Then your sense of humor sucks. pwnd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kollemann99 Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 April fool ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axl_rose_gnr Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 April fool ?Dude its May tomorrow, April fools is 1st April Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tippin Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 Just picture it......Lights go down on May 12th....The first notes of WTTJ ring out, putting the crowd in a frenzy......As we see the band for the first time, we see a man dressed in leather head to toe......Wearing.....A top hat!Slash is back! Holy shit! The crowd goes absolutely ballistic...........AH FUCK! IT'S JUST LENNY KRAVITZ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cherry_bomb Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 not a chance in hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoon77 Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 this thread should be closed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teknophyle83 Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 Hey guys, you're not going to believe this, but...I have a friend who works for a radio station here. He's the janitor, but he's hooked up, for real. I was talking to him the other day, and he asks me if I've heard about GNR's new lead guitarist. He told me, and I was like, "No fucking way!"Apparently... I'm the new lead guitarist! Yeah, I didn't believe it either, but my friend works for a radio station. I've only been playing guitar for like four months, so this was really a big surprise. I'm really honored that Axl picked me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tippin Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 April fool ?Dude its May tomorrow, April fools is 1st April Umm.....May fool's day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lztom Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 This is a load of mutherfuckin bullshit. Fuck that fuckup Kravitz. That cat couldn't play a fiddle if his fuckin life depended on it thats why he pays spondoolees to get other mofos who are kick ass on the guitar to play the fuckin guitar for him. fuck, he paid fuckin Slash to play on his record. What could be fuckin dumber than fuckin employing someone in a band to replace someone who the fucker doing the replacing had paid in the past to the job that he's meant to be going to do better than the other guy?????Fuckin bullshit. Kravitz can get in the ring if that mofo thinks he can smoke Slash on the guitar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tippin Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 This is a load of mutherfuckin bullshit. Fuck that fuckup Kravitz. That cat couldn't play a fiddle if his fuckin life depended on it thats why he pays spondoolees to get other mofos who are kick ass on the guitar to play the fuckin guitar for him. fuck, he paid fuckin Slash to play on his record. What could be fuckin dumber than fuckin employing someone in a band to replace someone who the fucker doing the replacing had paid in the past to the job that he's meant to be going to do better than the other guy?????Fuckin bullshit. Kravitz can get in the ring if that mofo thinks he can smoke Slash on the guitar.Fuckin yea mother fucker. Fuck that fucker Lenny fuckin Kravitz! Fuck shit ass bitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kollemann99 Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 April fool ?Dude its May tomorrow, April fools is 1st April But it is the same as a April fool.In Germany we have the 31.03 today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teknophyle83 Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 This is a load of mutherfuckin bullshit. Fuck that fuckup Kravitz. That cat couldn't play a fiddle if his fuckin life depended on it thats why he pays spondoolees to get other mofos who are kick ass on the guitar to play the fuckin guitar for him. fuck, he paid fuckin Slash to play on his record. What could be fuckin dumber than fuckin employing someone in a band to replace someone who the fucker doing the replacing had paid in the past to the job that he's meant to be going to do better than the other guy?????Fuckin bullshit. Kravitz can get in the ring if that mofo thinks he can smoke Slash on the guitar.Damn man...calm down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f**k_your_enemy Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 No chance... thats what you got.. no chance in hell duh duh duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnUlmer Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 Well guys, I know this guy who lives down the street. Well actually he doesn't live down the street, he lives in a gutter outside my home and begs for money. But I was talking to him yesterday and he told me that last night a Magical Dancing Fat Man visited him and told him that he knows a man who works at a radio station, and this guy at the radio station ate FIVE burritos in one sitting. Anyway, the burritos gave him The Power, which means he knows everything. And after he ate the fifth burrito he went into a deep trance, wherein an Indian mystic visited him and told him that Jim Morrison wanted to speak to him, and then he channeled the spirit of Morrison, who told him that Guns N' Roses' new guitarist will be none other than LESLIE "NAKED GUN" NIELSEN!Mr. Nielsen is currently taking his first guitar lessons to prepare for his new role in the band. He's reportedly "never played guitar before" but Axl has confidence that he's the man for the job because he's old and made Axl laugh a lot when he saw "Scary Movie 3."Of course this is top secret so don't tell anyone!My friend knows this for a fact because the guy at the radio station works at a radio station, and...uh...yeah, he works at a radio station. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tippin Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 Seriously though, I saw Lenny along with The Black Crowes and Everlast 7-8 years back, and Lenny was Absolutely TERRIBLE! For the record, the Crowes stole the show. Any way, I went in thinking this guy's pretty well-known as being a good guitar player, but he fucked up his own songs all through out the show! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lztom Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 This is a load of mutherfuckin bullshit. Fuck that fuckup Kravitz. That cat couldn't play a fiddle if his fuckin life depended on it thats why he pays spondoolees to get other mofos who are kick ass on the guitar to play the fuckin guitar for him. fuck, he paid fuckin Slash to play on his record. What could be fuckin dumber than fuckin employing someone in a band to replace someone who the fucker doing the replacing had paid in the past to the job that he's meant to be going to do better than the other guy?????Fuckin bullshit. Kravitz can get in the ring if that mofo thinks he can smoke Slash on the guitar.Damn man...calm down.You fuckin calm down. I'm mad ass about this shit. KravitZ!!!!! Fuckin hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welcome to the Jungle Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 Lenny isn't in GNR because that would be weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tippin Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 Shut the hell up Iztom! You know it's not true, so why you freakin out?Well guys, I know this guy who lives down the street. Well actually he doesn't live down the street, he lives in a gutter outside my home and begs for money. But I was talking to him yesterday and he told me that last night a Magical Dancing Fat Man visited him and told him that he knows a man who works at a radio station, and this guy at the radio station ate FIVE burritos in one sitting. Anyway, the burritos gave him The Power, which means he knows everything. And after he ate the fifth burrito he went into a deep trance, wherein an Indian mystic visited him and told him that Jim Morrison wanted to speak to him, and then he channeled the spirit of Morrison, who told him that Guns N' Roses' new guitarist will be none other than LESLIE "NAKED GUN" NIELSEN!Mr. Nielsen is currently taking his first guitar lessons to prepare for his new role in the band. He's reportedly "never played guitar before" but Axl has confidence that he's the man for the job because he's old and made Axl laugh a lot when he saw "Scary Movie 3."Of course this is top secret so don't tell anyone!My friend knows this for a fact because the guy at the radio station works at a radio station, and...uh...yeah, he works at a radio station.Holy Balls! I heard the same rumor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cherry_bomb Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 This is a load of mutherfuckin bullshit. Fuck that fuckup Kravitz. That cat couldn't play a fiddle if his fuckin life depended on it thats why he pays spondoolees to get other mofos who are kick ass on the guitar to play the fuckin guitar for him. fuck, he paid fuckin Slash to play on his record. What could be fuckin dumber than fuckin employing someone in a band to replace someone who the fucker doing the replacing had paid in the past to the job that he's meant to be going to do better than the other guy?????Fuckin bullshit. Kravitz can get in the ring if that mofo thinks he can smoke Slash on the guitar.Damn man...calm down.You fuckin calm down. I'm mad ass about this shit. KravitZ!!!!! Fuckin hell.chill! and possibly grow up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tippin Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 For real!^^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard2k Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 I 100% can say that there is more chance of a full blown reunion.. than Lenny being the 3rd guitarist.Lenny has been spotted on many occacions with Axl lately...maybe there`s something to itLike when??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcade Roses Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 Lenny Kravitz is a good musician. His best song IMO is "Heaven Help".I cannot quite picture him in GNR though, though I am sure he will do a good job being in such a respectable band.As someone says he could always wear a top hat or a KFC bucket on his head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-GenerationX Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 Hey guys, you're not going to believe this, but...I have a friend who works for a radio station here. He's the janitor, but he's hooked up, for real. I was talking to him the other day, and he asks me if I've heard about GNR's new lead guitarist. He told me, and I was like, "No fucking way!"Apparently... I'm the new lead guitarist! Yeah, I didn't believe it either, but my friend works for a radio station. I've only been playing guitar for like four months, so this was really a big surprise. I'm really honored that Axl picked me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nathalie92 Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 (edited) Oh my God....No. Today is Lenny Kravitz and tomorow it would be Kirk Hammet or Richi Sambora..Come on...Stop this rumors!!! Edited April 30, 2006 by nathalie92 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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