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Eric Clapton announces that he sucks and is overrated


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Just when I thought that this thread couldn't get any funnier, I saw this:

Almost as bad as phil collins. :confused:

Not that I have anything against Clapton or Collins. It's just that Sabre's and AHM's posts were funny as hell.

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gotta love big phil though, especially when he orders the lights out and demands the spotlight focus on his fat bald head, creating an image of a floating phill collins head! the epitome of theatrical rock! who needs pink floyd's pigs in the sky when you can have a bald phil collins head floating infront of a packed out wembley stadium that he apparently plays everyweek!

legend.

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:lol:

I don't feel like giving the usual case. I approve of his announcement though.

He might be overrated and you have a point with your much repeated case against him.

A lot of us still like him and he sure as hell doesn't suck. You don't become legendary for sucking, unless you're Paris Hilton or Britney Spears.

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:lol:

I don't feel like giving the usual case. I approve of his announcement though.

He might be overrated and you have a point with your much repeated case against him.

A lot of us still like him and he sure as hell doesn't suck. You don't become legendary for sucking, unless you're Paris Hilton or Britney Spears.

He indeed does not suck.

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gotta love big phil though, especially when he orders the lights out and demands the spotlight focus on his fat bald head, creating an image of a floating phill collins head! the epitome of theatrical rock! who needs pink floyd's pigs in the sky when you can have a bald phil collins head floating infront of a packed out wembley stadium that he apparently plays everyweek!

legend.

ROFL

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Anal Cunt - Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck

ERIC CLAPTON SUCKS, ERIC CLAPTON SUCKS

ERIC CLAPTON'S GAY, AND HE'S FUCKING GAY

YOUR FATHER IS THE 4TH WORST SONG WRITER

AFTER SPRINGSTEEN, SEGER AND PETTY

YOU WERE SICK OF HIS GAY FUCKING SONGS

SO YOU JUMPED OUT A REALLY HIGH UP WINDOW

YOUR FATHER SUCKS SO FUCKING BAD

YOU KNEW YOU'D GET BEATEN UP AT SCHOOL

YOU WERE SICK OF HEARING "YOU LOOK WONDERFUL TONIGHT"

SO YOU JUMPED OUT A REALLY HIGH UP WINDOW

SOMETIMES I WISH YOU DIDEN'T DIE

BECAUSE I HATE THE SONG "TEARS IN HEAVEN"

I WAS GLAD YOU DIED UNTIL I HEARD THAT SONG

AND KEVIN SHARP IS GAY

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What a lame thread. You have something against Clapton. 'Hey why don't I make a thread about it to gain attention'. Please go away <_<

Lol, it's just a parody thread, it made enough people laugh.

You go away, its my thread. You are banned from my thread!

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A lot of us still like him and he sure as hell doesn't suck. You don't become legendary for sucking, unless you're Paris Hilton or Britney Spears.

I disagree, there are a lot more people who became famous for sucking

like...the guy who won "i can drink more code red than you" world championship, NOW THAT GUY CAN SUCK!

or...Jimmy the human Vacuume Cleaner? who needs dogs when you have JIMMY?

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