GNR Rocks35 Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 They have started to do it at concerts and it seems that they have done it in past GNR shows. What is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Almost Famous Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 http://home.no.net/dalgnr/info/songinfo/ot...ros/asshole.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GET OFF AXLS BACK Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Dennis Leary actually had a whole ass hole song i think.1 - Asshole[spoken]Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream. About me. About you. The way our American hearts beat down in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the sub-cockle area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the colon, we don't know.I'm just a regular Joe with a regular jobI'm your average white suburbanite slobI like football and porno and books about warI've got an average house with a nic hardwood floorMy wife and my job, my kids and my carMy feet on my table, and a cuban cigarBut sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested(Oh no) No Way (Uh-uh)No, I've gotta go out and have funAt someone else's expense(Oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahI drive really slow in the ultrafast laneWhile people behind me are going insaneI'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole)I use public toilets and piss on the seatI walk around in the summertime saying, "How about this heat?"I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)Sometimes I park in handicapped spacesWhile handicapped people make handicapped facesI'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)I'm an asshole (He's a real fucking asshole)Maybe I shouldn't be singing this songRanting and raving and carrying onMaybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrongNaaaah!I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)[spoken]You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible, hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a God damned thing anybody can do about it. YOu know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why.[spoken]Two words. Nuclear fucking weapons, okay?! Russia, Germany, Romania - they can have all the Democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cake-walk right through the middle of Tiananmen square and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay?! John Wayne's not dead - he's frozen. And as soon as we find the cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiple that by 15-million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes...(Hey)and Lee Marvin(Hey)and Sam Pekinpah(Hey)And a case of Whiskey and drive down to Texas...(Hey, you know you really are an asshole)Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song pal!I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)A-S-S-H-O-L-E Everybody! A-S-S-H-O-L-E[barking]Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf ArfFung achng tum a fung tum a fling chumOooh Oooh[spoken]I'm an asshole and proud of it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dally Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 it`s an asshole song no big deal...... :xmassrudolph: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desilusioned Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 The asshole song rocks!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lumikki Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 (edited) Axl already sang that song as a november rain intro or something in Leeds in 2002. And now he' s singing it again the lyrics go like this:you' re an asshole and everyone knows ithow much of an asshole, nobody can say... ... or something along these lines Edited July 11, 2006 by Lumikki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 They have started to do it at concerts and it seems that they have done it in past GNR shows. What is it?Watch November rain from the Albany concert and during his piano solo, Axl started to sing a song which went along he lines of:You are an asshole and everyone knows it, How much of an asshole no body can say!But if you are an ashhole then...oops, wrong song!It has potential, i love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukinx Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 (edited) Could someone post a download link for a version of this song? Edited July 11, 2006 by Lukinx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunsnrosesrfreak Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 cud someone post the link please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy1981 Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Yeah,please post a link too this. i never heard this. Sounds interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephstar Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 A-hole song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
droezle Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Jimmy Buffet: The asshole songWell I was drivin' down I-95 the other night.Somebody nearly cut me right off the road.I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad.So I wrote a song about him instead.It goes like this...Were you born an asshole?Or did you work at it your whole life?Either way it worked out fine'cause you're an asshole tonight.Yes you're an A S S H O L E...And don't you try to blame it on me.You deserve all the credit.You're an asshole tonight.You were an asshole yesterday.You're an asshole tonight.And I've got a feelin'you'll be an asshole the rest of your lifeAnd I was talkin' to your motherjust the other night.I told her I thought you were an asshole.She said, "Yes. I think you're right."And all your friends are assholes'cause you've known them your whole life.And somebody told meyou've got an asshole for a wife.Were you born an asshole?Or did you work at it your whole life?Either way it worked out fine'cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrettyTiedUp763 Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 They have started to do it at concerts and it seems that they have done it in past GNR shows. What is it?Watch November rain from the Albany concert and during his piano solo, Axl started to sing a song which went along he lines of:You are an asshole and everyone knows it, How much of an asshole no body can say!But if you are an ashhole then...oops, wrong song!It has potential, i love it Anywhere you know of that I can find this concert? I didn't see it in the ultimate downloads section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warchild Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 The song "its Alright" from Black Sabbath precedes NR sometimes.......but sometimes..........THE ASSHOLE SONGI'm an asshole And everyone knows itHow much of an asshole nobody can seeBut when your'e an asshole don't tell me you know itCause that choice is always up to me ...........warchild aka Syd Barrett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_a_little_patience Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 The song "its Alright" from Black Sabbath precedes NR sometimes.......but sometimes..........THE ASSHOLE SONGI'm an asshole And everyone knows itHow much of an asshole nobody can seeBut when your'e an asshole don't tell me you know itCause that choice is always up to me ...........warchild aka Syd BarrettAhem....warchild did you mess up the lyrics again?it's YOU ARE an asshole And everyone knows itHow much of an asshole nobody can seeBut when you're an asshole don't tell me you know itCause that choice is always up to me ...........that is how Axl sings it off my bootleg.tard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warchild Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 The song "its Alright" from Black Sabbath precedes NR sometimes.......but sometimes..........THE ASSHOLE SONGI'm an asshole And everyone knows itHow much of an asshole nobody can seeBut when your'e an asshole don't tell me you know itCause that choice is always up to me ...........warchild aka Syd BarrettAhem....warchild did you mess up the lyrics again?it's YOU ARE an asshole And everyone knows itHow much of an asshole nobody can seeBut when you're an asshole don't tell me you know itCause that choice is always up to me ...........that is how Axl sings it off my bootleg.tard Changed it since I am AWA.....(asshole with attitude)back off bitch! You wanna walk funny?? For a Week?W Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_a_little_patience Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 (edited) The song "its Alright" from Black Sabbath precedes NR sometimes.......but sometimes..........THE ASSHOLE SONGI'm an asshole And everyone knows itHow much of an asshole nobody can seeBut when your'e an asshole don't tell me you know itCause that choice is always up to me ...........warchild aka Syd Barrett[/quoteAhem....warchild did you mess up the lyrics again?it's YOU ARE an asshole And everyone knows itHow much of an asshole nobody can seeBut when you're an asshole don't tell me you know itCause that choice is always up to me ...........that is how Axl sings it off my bootleg.tard Changed it since I am AWA.....(asshole with attitude)back off bitch! You wanna walk funny?? For a Week?W I been thinkin' 'boutThinkin' 'bout sexAlways hungry for somethin'That I haven't had yetMaybe baby you got somethin' to loseWell I got somethin',I got somethin' for youMy way-your wayAnything goes tonightMy way-your wayAnything goesPanties 'round your kneesWith your ass in debrisDoin' dat grindwith a push and squeezeTied up, tied down,up against the wallBe my rubbermade babyAn' we can do it allMy way-your wayAnything goes tonightwalk funny you say? promises are NOT made to be broken so you better be ready on topic.........look at my avatar. it's Axl's butt crack...but no asshole Edited July 12, 2006 by Just_a_little_patience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warchild Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 HOW RUDE......semi-naked pics on a public forum..............Pervert!.......just wait! (yeah that IS a threat)W Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teknophyle83 Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 The Asshole Song is the greatest song ever. My new favorite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marina Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Dennis Leary actually had a whole ass hole song i think.1 - Asshole[spoken]Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream. About me. About you. The way our American hearts beat down in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the sub-cockle area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the colon, we don't know.I'm just a regular Joe with a regular jobI'm your average white suburbanite slobI like football and porno and books about warI've got an average house with a nic hardwood floorMy wife and my job, my kids and my carMy feet on my table, and a cuban cigarBut sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested(Oh no) No Way (Uh-uh)No, I've gotta go out and have funAt someone else's expense(Oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahI drive really slow in the ultrafast laneWhile people behind me are going insaneI'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole)I use public toilets and piss on the seatI walk around in the summertime saying, "How about this heat?"I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)Sometimes I park in handicapped spacesWhile handicapped people make handicapped facesI'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)I'm an asshole (He's a real fucking asshole)Maybe I shouldn't be singing this songRanting and raving and carrying onMaybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrongNaaaah!I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)[spoken]You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible, hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a God damned thing anybody can do about it. YOu know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why.[spoken]Two words. Nuclear fucking weapons, okay?! Russia, Germany, Romania - they can have all the Democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cake-walk right through the middle of Tiananmen square and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay?! John Wayne's not dead - he's frozen. And as soon as we find the cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiple that by 15-million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes...(Hey)and Lee Marvin(Hey)and Sam Pekinpah(Hey)And a case of Whiskey and drive down to Texas...(Hey, you know you really are an asshole)Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song pal!I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)A-S-S-H-O-L-E Everybody! A-S-S-H-O-L-E[barking]Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf ArfFung achng tum a fung tum a fling chumOooh Oooh[spoken]I'm an asshole and proud of it!Denis Learys one has nothin to do with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
November_rain Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 I wonder... does Axl mean something when he plays this song live? I mean, does he want to dedicate this song to certain people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewisegod Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 (edited) The song "its Alright" from Black Sabbath precedes NR sometimes.......but sometimes..........THE ASSHOLE SONGI'm an asshole And everyone knows itHow much of an asshole nobody can seeBut when your'e an asshole don't tell me you know itCause that choice is always up to me ...........warchild aka Syd BarrettIf your Syd Barrett does that mean you died last Friday? Edited July 12, 2006 by thewisegod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eschman Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 The song "its Alright" from Black Sabbath precedes NR sometimes.......but sometimes..........THE ASSHOLE SONGI'm an asshole And everyone knows itHow much of an asshole nobody can seeBut when your'e an asshole don't tell me you know itCause that choice is always up to me ...........warchild aka Syd Barrett[/quoteAhem....warchild did you mess up the lyrics again?it's YOU ARE an asshole And everyone knows itHow much of an asshole nobody can seeBut when you're an asshole don't tell me you know itCause that choice is always up to me ...........that is how Axl sings it off my bootleg.tard Changed it since I am AWA.....(asshole with attitude)back off bitch! You wanna walk funny?? For a Week?W I been thinkin' 'boutThinkin' 'bout sexAlways hungry for somethin'That I haven't had yetMaybe baby you got somethin' to loseWell I got somethin',I got somethin' for youMy way-your wayAnything goes tonightMy way-your wayAnything goesPanties 'round your kneesWith your ass in debrisDoin' dat grindwith a push and squeezeTied up, tied down,up against the wallBe my rubbermade babyAn' we can do it allMy way-your wayAnything goes tonightwalk funny you say? promises are NOT made to be broken so you better be ready on topic.........look at my avatar. it's Axl's butt crack...but no assholeWe need a MyGnR forum hotel room section Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunsnrosesrfreak Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 thanx for the link mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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