Len Cnut Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 (edited) Tell her a fuckin' story, read to her, talk to her all the fuckin' time. I got a story for ya!Once upon a time in a far off distant land called North London there lived a King called Thierry.... Do talk to her, like ALL the fuckin' time, like you're narrating a film or something, using all the normal language you would (minus the effing and jeffin' and all that!), trust me, works wonders, I was like that with my brothers little girl and she's fuckin' brilliant with words, language, talking, writing etc. Edited November 28, 2014 by Lennie Godber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 You just know I'm going to be a right fucking walkover don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 Not to be rude but in that pic you look so fuckin' young you look like a nervous cousin of hers or something Well, lose the nervous bit I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 (edited) Not to be rude but in that pic you look so fuckin' young you look like a nervous cousin of hers or something Well, lose the nervous bit I suppose.This is the north fella. How do you know I'm not her cousin? 35 years young and still killing it! Edited November 28, 2014 by Dazey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 You're a father now lad, less of that fuckin' talk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake-Pit Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 Be thankful for the host.The food.Whatever blessings.And relish public speaking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 sorry, that was a bit much weren't it?I was only messingOh, i thought you took offence to the spaccer thing cuz of someone unknown personal reason in my defence i was 5 spliffs into the night when i posted that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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