Jabberwocky

I gotta big weed stash, pocket full of cash. Just seen a big ol ass. Oooh! Ooooh!

I hate waking up to someone else's nightmare. I especially hate waking up in some else's bathroom. And what's worse is this bathroom has leaky pipes

I know that there are drugs at this party. I'm on them.

I like to drink Mountain Dew when i am thirsty, and when I'm not thirsty

I pull my 'capes on tapes, and make, papes
Trace the bass, to the tape with the baddest bass to date

I sold a hundred hits to a hundred heads that'll never come back, ya know what I mean?

I told Bae to get 22 inches of weave tonight cause I wanna fuck a Rapunzel 

I told you, I got up early like I always do. I went running like I always do. I went for some breakfast at the Double R and I didn't go to practice because I didn't feel like it

I used to be scared of The Devil, that is until he lost that fiddling contest with that Georgia boy. It's in the Book Of Charlie if you wanna look it up

I was drinking when I typed this. Foregive me if it loooks liek crap

I went to Toronto, I went to Atlanta

I used to drink Pepsi, but now I like Fanta.

I'd be more scared to hear "click clack" than "cough cough" in all of my life.

I'll stick my d!ck in your ear so I can f#ck what you heard

I'M 37?!?!?!?!

I'm Easily Influenced By Things I Hate

I'm gonna turn on you before you turn on me

I'ma be her brand new black cucumber
Love brand new
Fat pockets lookin' like love handles

I've always wondered if Casper, Wyoming is a ghost town

I've been tapped to make some music and sound design for a full length indie film. Woo-hoo!!

If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do succeed.

If Charlie Daniels taught me anything it was that a fiddle was The Devil's kryptonite

If you've got half a heart
Then sell me half of that

Is Nicki Minaj Dead Yet?

It's a doggone shame my love for you makes all your lies seem true

It's all about kickin' hippies asses and raisin' hell