blake-a-mania

cool, Metallica have been announced for Download 2012

dont preach to me about romance; i had a threeway on a hot air balloon

Here's thing about women; god stole their penises, once you get that you get life....

So tired....

ZOMBIE OUTBREAK!Look at your profile and tag the ten friends down the left hand side. NO CHEATING! 1. Decides the creepy house is safe: Jamie Sharpe (why do we listen to him we know he is drunk)2. Screams like a little girl: Kylie Kanaris 3. The one who trips while running in the woods: Chris Cooke (you always get the evil part on these im starting to think they arent random...)4. The first to go missing: Emmy Pop :(5. The first to go insane: Jack 'Earl Bob' Armstrong about 6 mont...

Why would anyone take Cosmetology? I can teach them how to be a prostitute for free

having my dual screen setup is great for editing, but more importantly means i can watch "Vertigo" whilst writing my project brief

"You know, a migraine is what you call a headache when you're a pussy."

i treat my body like a temple... the temple of doom...

do you even understand life?

does anyone know a cheap and quick way to get a Canon FD to Canon EOS lens adaptor???

im fucking sick of the ass backwards shit that is public transport

look at me, its clear to all of you that i am awesome, but i cannot admit that because i would seem like an ass

to my knowledge, doctorates are not given for witchcraft, however when they are i am sure to be awarded one

dead hooker in a trunk is grindhouse genius so far

In "The Lost World" the Japanese tourists running from the rampaging T-Rex in the San Diego scene (an obvious homage to "Godzilla" movies) are saying in Japanese: "I left Japan to get away from this?!"

i fucking hate days

i was always taught not to speak ill of the dead.... Gaddafi had a fucking awesome dress sense

"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Fuck you Whore""Misery, sadness, loss of faith, no reason to live - this is perfect for you"i love this film

wow, i thought this would be cheaper..http://www.amazon.co.uk/Modern-Theory-Longman-Critical-Readers/dp/0582368057/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&qid=1319045537&sr=8-7

My phone is broken

remember when Jack cried?

really getting the hang of after effects now

as your best man it is my duty that on your bachelor party you see a woman take her clothes off to Whitesnakes Here I Go Again

Sar·to·ri·alAdjective: Of or relating to tailoring, clothes, or style of dress: "sartorial elegance".