blake-a-mania

is starting to question whether he was actually born......

if only i knew we had no milk when i went to the shop last night.......

Common slang abbreviation for "independent", referring to independent artists as opposed to studios and major producers. The "indie" music scene caters to many niche and highbrow interests in much the same fashion that the "indie" film scene does for films - Hmm so please explain to me why everyone is into indy?

just donned my leather trousers for the first time in a while....

ARTICLE 84: A Bro shall stop whatever he's doing and watch Die Hard if it's on TV.And The Shawshank Redemption, Top Gun, The Big Lebowsky, and Porn, obviously.

is going to run for PM and my campaign is going to be solely placed on having the national anthem changed to imperial death march

my shell may be tough like a samurai honeymoon mask, but inside im as soft and sensitive as a girl made of custard

Ah, nostalgia ain't what it used to be...

just learned the word "heteroflexible" LMFAO it apparently means "I'm straight but shit happens" hahaha

we go to it for the answers to lifes questionswe put our faith into itit has no actual physical manifestation.....THE INTERNET IS GOD!

has 2 days off work

it took me about ten minutes to reach the dark underbelly of crap thats hidden away on youtube, my god i wish they screened this shit for quality purposes i feel 15 IQ points lighter.......

'I just want to be an achiever you know, like bad horse'"The Thoroughbred of Sin?"'Erm, no i meant... Ghandi'

Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain, but when you put it in the body of a Great White shark — oh suddenly you've gone too far!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7y6HbNKj9g&sns=fb

Drunkin bar fight Go to your profile and the first eight people listed on the left match to the list.Who starts the fight: Benjamin LangfordHits someone first with a bar stool:Jamie SharpeWho falls off the bar stool:Russ TorrWho hits someone with an empty beer bottle:Jack 'Earl Bob' ArmstrongGets hit for no reason at all:Claire 'minx' MaxwellThrows someone out the window: Nicholas O'BrienWho is thrown out of the window:Rob 'Conch' PlantWho phones 999:Kellie Hammett

When A Genie Tells Youthat you can't wish formore wishes,Wish For More Genies..

Could have stayed in bed....

did helen keller play a mean pinball?

disco bloodbath boogie fever

Alice Cooper has done it again, welcome 2 my nightmare is awesome

22/11/2011 Bournemouth Bournemouth O2 Academy 23/11/2011 Newport Newport Centre 24/11/2011 Birmingham O2 Academy 25/11/2011 Glasgow Barrowlands 26/11/2011 Manchester 27/11/2011 London HMV Apollo Frank Turner dates for this year...Kayleigh Sherbet-anarchy Richardson,Emmy Pop

if you hear me screaming dont rush to my aid, im just getting viciously fraped and loving every degrading second of it

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/sep/01/michael-gove-physical-force-schools

"Gove said he was haunted by the thought that, if circumstances had been different, he might have been a part of this underclass."

this guy makes me sick! So everyone of lower class was involved in the riots everyone who's is brought up by a single parent is scum who needs a hand up to be able to function in society??