blake-a-mania

i only have one rule, new is always better

its a fact dronfield may be the most pointless place in britain...

2hours on a train with no wifi and no plug pocket for the laptop

is to 'awesome' what Dolly Parton is to 'has breasts'

http://www.offscreen.com/index.php/pages/essays/genre_oldboy/

just been measured for my Batman costume

Don't push your love too faryour wounds won't leave a scarRight now is where you are, in a broken dream

Bite hot pizza -> turn Chinese

is going to take Jack 'Earl Bob' Armstrong to a strip club... but it's not really a strip club, it's a brothel

i hate trains, i hate trains, iii haaaate traaii-aiins... Thats my song of the day.

wants some cookies

Off to the iDoctor

call me old fashioned but i have to have sex with a girl at least 3 times before i take her for dinner

iRIP steve Jobs

all our operators are busy at the moment, you may wish to visit us at www.direct.gov.uk/studentfinance this will be forever ingrained into my mind

Was just stood at the train station talking to mr. Dowers. It was surreal

theres a fucking daddy long legs in room, annoying bastard

i find out if Thunder is definitely happening this week, a big cross off my bucket list

really wants to see a SatNav with an Alan Rickmans voice.“Turn right in 2 miles. Do not disappoint me.”“How grand it must be to have the luxury of not taking Exit 12. Turn around when possible, you bumbling idiot.”“How extraordinarily like your father you are; he would have missed the turn-off too. Turn around and go back, you pathetic fool.”“There will be no foolish lane-merging or silly u-turns in the next mile.”

Just made an updated showreel its looking pretty good i reckon

Hello, hello, remember me?I’m everything you can’t control

Is pretty sure that Janet street porter has the same voice as trig from only fools and horses

my rail card has arrived

are the lovely sound of foxes making that fucking weird noise outside my bedroom