blake-a-mania

thank you to my mum Sharon Godess Murphy for getting me a tripod today

FREE TO A GOOD HOME: 6 year old child. Genuine reason, I've got a new puppy so no longer have the time for the child. Also worried the child might bite the puppy. Child is currently kept in a crate. Needs home by tomorrow or it'll be put to sleep. Thanks. YOU WOULDN'T DO THIS TO A CHILD SO WHY DO YOU SEE IT AS ACCEPTABLE TO DO IT TO A DOG OR A CAT? If you can't dedicate at least 10 years to a dog/cat, don't get one!

blake. stop logging in on my computer. you have your own witch works perfectly fine...

With your bitch slap rapping and your cocaine tongue you get nothing done

just spent 24 minutes lying on the floor waiting to take a picture when the scrap van scared my bird away.... GRRRrrr

is pretentious enough to put a ginsters pasty in the oven

has a 600D

D-Day has landed

i want to hold you protect you from all of the things I've already endured I want to show you Show you all the things that this life has in store for you I'll always love you

is getting his new camera soon :D :D

off to notts

ant find the hairdryer :'(

My wife said, "Why is the laptop all sticky?"I said, "It's not what you think, it's ice cream."She said, "How did you manage to get ice cream all over the laptop?"I said, "Have you ever tried eating an ice cream whilst masturbating?"

congratulations Jake Bugg

according to the job centre i am qualified to be a hungarian interpreter???

Mintberry crunch! It's now your time to save London!!

apparently student finance have forgotten who i am, so i need to apply again..... does that mean they dont want the last few years back then?

QUOTE OF THE DAY: "why are there riots again?""opportunistic fools using a shooting as an excuse to argue about not having HDtvs."

Sarah, jordan and chris are actually dancing on the ceiling

Is going to film on super 8 soon

Me and emma saw some wesbians

4 units a day plus i havent been out for 3months equals 3hundred units for me you cant argue with maths...

From now on will be known as bläk

A photo surfaced online recently showing what appeared to be The Undertaker with a shaved head. There was speculation as to whether or not the photo was legit but a WWE source has confirmed that Taker indeed shaved his head. Oh My GOD

"One time I almost did cut my hand off"It's National Book Week. The Rules: Grab the closest book to you. Go to page 56. Copy the 5th sentence as your status. Don't mention the book. Post these rules as part of your status.