Estranged Reality

Have you shed some Lonely Teardrops while getting This I Lov'd?

He asked for it. (Literally.) He wanted me to Photoshop him with longer hair in the same picture, but it proved to be too complex and difficult, even for ma mad Photoshop skillz.

He was so tall!

He's been having prostate issues lately.

He's sexier than greased lightning right now! Greased lightning with cheese and cranberry sauce on a wheat bagel. Mmm...

Hello. I'm pretty good, how are you?

hey i like you better than black sabbath, that guys such a nerd!! i hate him so much. boy i hope he doesnt see this some time! lol what are the chances of that though, he probablys never even seen ur profile lol.

Hey Axl! Groovy!

Hey babe.

HEY BROTHER. CAN YOU HANDLE THE METAL?!!?! DO YOU LIKE MR. T AND HULK HOGAN?? DO YOU LIKE SHOUTING IN CAPS???? THEN JOIN THE MOTHERFUCKING SEBASTIAN BACH FANCLUB, MOTHERFUCKER!! YEAH!!!!!!111

hey do you think i'm cute?

Hey dude. It hasn't been around for a while (too expensive to maintain). I'm writing for onethirtybpm.com now, though.

Hey Honky Vincent Mega Miser.

hey pal. i'm really gangsta, as evidenced by my flippin' raw gangsta pose. wanna hang out some time, shoot the shit, pop some nghs in their thighs or sumthang? hit me up holmespice.

hey sexy. miss you.

Hey sly, do you have a last.fm account?

hey sup girl. you fine, even if you don't have sexxxy lips like me. yo you lookin for a fun time 2nite honeyy??? hit me up if u want some of my 13 inches. i can go all night like a motorbike baby, VROOOOM.

hey ur sexxy wanna meet up sum time?? hit me back babe xx

Hey, I'll clear my inbox. Try again in a couple minutes. Thanks!

Hey! Thanks for the comment.

HonkyVincentVegaMiserCheateauMemnochHonker.

How's the new Coldplay album? GET IT? 'CAUSE COLDPLAY IS GAY! Hahahahaha.

Huh?

I actually haven't seen it yet. I'm probably going to hold off until DVD. What'd you think of it?

I agree w/ you on Weeds. It was an alright season, but they're struggling. The whole concept of the show - suburban soccer mom pot dealer - has been ditched. I think the comedy's getting too broad. The supporting characters like Kevin Nealon, who were originally stereotypes of suburbia, are now just there for no reason. I love Nealon but his character's essence is gone now, same for El