TheSpecialist

Do you have two weeks to burn? Carnivale and American Gothic are a red-eye inducing double bill.

I'm bored of Axl's album and impending news about a rehashed AFD/fourth chinese democracy tour with his rock n roll all stars. In other news, I saw David Lynch's Inland Empire and that was pretty weird.

I love him more.

Never been better. Good to be back. I am still sick as fuck with these axlites and slashites running this forum into the ground. Guess some things never change...

How've you been bro? Is the legendary GOAB libido still intact or has that taken a hit like the economy?

Axlites are running this forum into the ground. I might have to start visiting HTGTH for fair and unbiased discussion.

Hey Dr. GOAB, Use Your Illusion

Axl Rose's paranoia makes for some entertaining reading. I eagerly await Vol. 2 where we finally learn how Stephanie Seymour tried to steal his soul.

Sup DF. I'm trying to be incognito but it's not working out so well.

haha That was classic. I guess the queens accent just aint upto scratch with the posh manhattan accent. For what it's worth, I thought you won that argument fair and square P4A, even if Maddy had the last word

I'd still buy it....for the unintentional hilarity.

haha no kidding. Rehab does tend to bring out some of the crazies. I hope you're doing better now man....

Yeah I definitely get the "spurned lover" vibe from Axl's posts. His theory about Slash in that "my world" anecdote sounded like the ranting of a paranoid man. I'm curious to hear his recollection of how the band broke up. He makes it sound like some machiavellian conspiracy.

Someone saw Maddy at the Hammerstein shows and told me she was a 50 year old. HRS and I still believe she's a hottie though. Call it male intuition.

How the hell did you know? I was trying to be all incognito n' shit.

how've you been btw? Heard you had a bad spell in rehab?

Oh...well in that case Axl should be coughing up secrets in no time. I nominate HRS and myself to film your "shenanigans" with Nameless girl.

Have you visited Axl's thread yet? Some of the morons there STILL don't understand that they need to stay on topic. Good lord.

Can you and Nameless girl get a room already?

Misleading cover art aside, I'm still trying to wrap my head around the story and the issues presented in the film. I'm not exactly sure what I watched, but it was cool, mysterious, and sexy. I'm almost compelled to watch it again.

I finally got around to renting "Exotica" (your suggestion) and this cute girl at the front counter thought I was renting a porno. Now she thinks I'm a total perv. Thanks.

As sweet as Axl is, he would be sweeter with Slash, Duff, and Izzy backing him. Oh well, atleast we have mother goose still with us.

Must we get personal now? I'm hoping season 3 picks up. In any case I've shifted my focus to Six Feet Under. Seen it?

You make a compelling argument HRS. I guess once those roast duck dinners start taking a toll on Axl's waistline, you might reconsider.

Good to see you're still around KTH. Great sig btw.

- Sly

Bring back HisRoyalFatness. That name was gold.

Angelica. I miss you. You don't call anymore

P.S. Californication Season 2 was the pits.