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  1. ER is the new Russ.

    1. Coma16

      Coma16

      knock it off guys

    2. magisme

      magisme

      What are you on about, Coma? It's a fuckin' joke.

  2. The fuck, Super Bowl?

  3. Who's gonna give me my 1000th like? #internetpopular #toomuchfreetime #pivotman

    1. Powerage5

      Powerage5

      Jesus Christ...I thought I was doing good with almost 300 likes :lol:

    2. bacardimayne
    3. magisme

      magisme

      It could only be you, bacardi. <3

  4. Fuck I look like? I'm lookin' for a bitch that fuck right, cook right.

    1. Forsaken

      Forsaken

      And if not, then left foot right

    2. magisme

      magisme

      You're my new favorite, Forsaken.

  5. I'm probably in the sky, flying with the fishes. Or maybe in the ocean, swimming with the pigeons. See my world is different.

    1. magisme

      magisme

      Done and done. When's the next exclusive?

  6. Top 5 in this motherfucker and if I don't make the cut, what, like I give a fuck

  7. People say magisme is a woman hater, well that's not true. I love women, every fucking one of them, even the ugly as shit ones. But don't ask me to trust them, not even none, because every pair of tits comes with a gaping hole of need that even magisme can't fill.

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    2. My Name is Trinity

      My Name is Trinity

      fill the gaping hole with a 250ml can of red bull

    3. Redhead74

      Redhead74

      I hear that's common with 20 something girls. Some of them grow out of it, some stay insecure all their lives.

  8. But it's still tongue in cheek, fuck you

  9. My job is damn easy sometimes.

  10. What is the rap equivalent of rasp?

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    2. Sixes

      Sixes

      yeah the DOC tore his larynx and that produced the worst rasp ever..it makes me sick hearing it

    3. Street Of The Blues

      Street Of The Blues

      Whitey Ford singing the blues.

    4. Estranged Reality

      Estranged Reality

      you got a dope beat? i got a dope beat.

  11. I'm bored and no one is around. Should I start drinking solo? Haven't done that in a while.

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    2. magisme

      magisme

      I'm about half a bottle in.

    3. RussTCB

      RussTCB

      Tomorrow is the last day of my vacation. I may have some drinks and music alone tonight since I only have to be hung over tomorrow.

    4. 77Jesters
  12. I'm angrier than all eight of the reindeer put together will Chief Keef

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    2. magisme

      magisme

      WTF is "will"? I need edit function for my status.

      I've honestly never listened to anything he's done besides that one song on Yeezus. I know absolutely nothing about him. I take it he says "Yeah!" a lot. lol

    3. ColdHeartBreaker

      ColdHeartBreaker

      thats that shit i dont like

    4. bacardimayne

      bacardimayne

      If Steven Adler released a rap album I'm confident it'd be better than a Chief Keef mixtape.

  13. In an interstellar buuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrssst, I'm back to save the uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuniverse

  14. They call me classless, I heard that

  15. My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge

    1. Broskirose
    2. volcano62

      volcano62

      It's all the bitching you do bro

    3. Forsaken

      Forsaken

      One of my fav Em tracks

  16. I don't know how tp make posts like that, i don't know what words to use

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    2. bacardimayne

      bacardimayne

      If your posts don't contain an average ratio of at least 1:1 of the word "shit" to other words, you're doing something wrong.

    3. magisme

      magisme

      That could make me come off a bit Tourette-sy.

    4. Damn_Smooth

      Damn_Smooth

      That's the goal, you'll fit right in.

  17. And that's my muhfuckin' words too, just let me muhfuckin' love you

  18. School flunkie, pill junkie, but look at the accolades the skills brung me

  19. One cold night in October

  20. Teacher, teacher, tell me how do you respond to students?

    1. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      blast them with piss

  21. But if I can't batter the women, how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then

  22. And I'm feelin' it right now, cuz it's the time when my heart got shot down

    1. darknightfan

      darknightfan

      just shoot right back up.

    2. magisme

      magisme

      Are you telling me to do heroin?

    3. darknightfan

      darknightfan

      I'm telling you that you need to do whatever it is you need to do.

  23. Then her auntie came over, skinny bitch with no shoulders

    1. bacardimayne

      bacardimayne

      tellin' you that i'm bogus

    2. magisme

      magisme

      bitch, you don't even know us

    3. classicguns4life

      classicguns4life

      baby girl he's a loner

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