AbominableHoman

You have no idea how long I've been waiting for you to ask that...

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

what are the chances of a guy like me and a girl like you ever hooking up?

You are insane.

I can't decipher your cool. Please help me.

Repulse the monkey... part the wild horse's mane.

I'm excited to be the first (hopefully) to break this news to you!

Oregon is a trip. They need to just learn to temper themselves at the start and everything will fall into place. They just wear people the fuck out with their depth.

***** for abortion post

They'll live.

I'm all for anyone staying who isn't breaking any of the forum rules and genuinely wants to contribute, but why stay if you can't even voice your own opinion?

Stop replying with only smilies. I'm sure you have a non-Britney related opinion in there somewhere.

I just drank a half rack of Coors and watched Oregon stomp Stanford. Sounds like we're in the same realm of awesome, my friend.

You've always had a special place in my heart, just without a mustache. 4 1/2 stars rounded up to 5.

Yeaaaaah! Always a welcome boost to my fragile e-personality. Take it easy on my 49ers this weekend...

I was born my papa's son, when I hit the ground I was on the run

Money for nothing and chicks for free. That still hasn't worked out.

You complete me.

Done and done! Future Mrs. Gnr!

It doesn't surprise me that blow jobs don't fit into the equation

I can only go so long without being just a tad abrasive. Not much to be mad about right now.

Wooooh. I'm mad? I think you meant bipolar.

No problem. I'm blessed with a wonderful girlfriend, but when a compliments due, it's due! Hopefully you're around for awhile, you're a great poster that adds some needed variety.

I think about dumping my girlfriend and moving to China at least once a week now. Thanks for planting that seed of discontent.

Your transformation still amazes me. Truly one of the greatest I've even seen. From a lovable, charismatic, teddy bear, to a pretentious self-absorbed metro-sexual.

I'm moving about three hours south of B.C. soon, please visit the left Canada.