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Well, it had it's ups and downs just like any year will, but generally 2012 was an ace year for me, still debating if it has been my favourite year ever or if 2010 takes precedence over it. I've had nights I can't remember, time's I'll never forget, made new friends, pissed a lot of people off to my general amusement (and others), probably drank way too much alcohol that will have shortened my life by about 40%, most likely helped keep The Alex, Chameleon and Mayhem in business more than I sh...
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Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so lets all get wasted and have the time of our lives.
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"How did you go from getting on Sarah Pennington-Meredith all night to staying at Scott Harwood's with me?" - the trials and tribulations of Samuel Lane boggles the mind.
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I need a Last Post breakfast, a Bloody Mary, a milkshake and a Cornetto 'cos my head is fucking slamming. Who wants to accompany me on this jaunt into Southend with Samuel Lane?
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Trollied to shit. Fuck knows what's going on..... Hopefully my residency in Brighton will be granted acceptable! xXx
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"I'm bringing some beers" - Jack Ridgwell "I was gonna bring a bottle of vodka" - Rich Lane Clearly some of my friends didn't see the clue in the title of "Port and Cheese" Night, and then Kate Songhurst asks if I'm even going to an event that's in my own house...
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"Sorry mate thought you were a girl""I have facial hair than you don't you twat"Love Talk on Thursdays.
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I'm meant to be hosting a Port and Cheese evening tomorrow, instead of taking it easy tonight so I can prepare for it tomorrow, I'm going out and getting trollied. +1 Logic there Jamie.
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Peep Show is the lives of me, Rich 'Laney' Lane, Matthew Webb and Samuel Lane condensed into a TV show. Seriously there is too much stuff over the 8 series that we can collectively relate to.
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Been sat at home bored all evening because no one wanted to go out. 11:13pm and Oliver 'Shrigs' Walters texts me with "Shall we go to Chameleon?" 11PM?! 11 PM?!!? WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING ALL EVENING!
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Just been watching the Christmas number one story, I've learnt Slade, The Pogues, Shakin' Stevens and Wizzard all collect 6 figure sums every year from royalties from their Christmas songs. Right, that's it. Goal for 2013 - write a Christmas song!
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My senile great Aunt who is 93 just rang to wish me Merry Christmas and then started to recall that she doesn't know how many people she's slept with as she has forgot in her old age.... Umm, Seasons Greetings?
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I think this might be the year I break the "waking up early" tradition in my household seeing as its 5:23am and I haven't been to sleep yet... Piss. See you fuckers on Boxing Day?....
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Today, every time a customer has asked "Got any nuts?", the urge to reply "the biggest pair you've ever seen" has become harder to resist.
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Big thanks to Will Vickers for being someone to lean on (both physically and mentally) during Chameleon playing Bohemian Rhapsody, I think my voice was in fine form and Will provided a good pole to bend over backwards against. I'm sure all that witnessed it will agree it was like having Freddie Mercury in the building itself (I don't mean that I'm gay.) Kate Songhurst Robyn Johnston Matthew Webb - thoughts?
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Well guys, if Doomsday doesn't happen tomorrow, I suppose it's not the end of the world...
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What the hell happened to the Christmas stalls they used to have in Southend? I thought they were great the only one I've seen this year is a burger and sausage van thing. Gay. I wanted the ones that sold cheeses and wines and stuff
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I hope the world doesn't end tomorrow, I've just spent £1,200 getting my car insured, MOT'd and serviced for 2013. That would be a shitty last day for me.
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So after being charged with child sex offences, Ian Watkins has announced his new project.Lost Profits.
