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Binge_And_Slash

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  1. "Facebook, the perfect tool for us to piss everyone off" - Samuel Lane

  2. Advent Calendars. Their days are numbered.

  3. 3 hour sleep last night then 9 hour shift at work. Guess I'm gonna fall asleep on my lunch break. Again. On a side note anyone going to Mayhem tonight?

  4. Just met the guy that invented the windowsill. What a ledge.

  5. Need to rebuild my savings. They weren't as healthy as they were in 2009. Cutting down on drinking and going out less will be my New Years Resolution.

  6. "Is there any girl in Southend whose boyfriend DOESN'T hate you?" Seems I got myself a reputation.

  7. Anyone good at changing tyres? If so meet me at The Last Post. Mine's fucked.

  8. Searchin' for a sweet lady woman to share a little body heat!

  9. Sweet. Third fight of the night 'cos some chavvy fuck used the "thought you were a girl with that long hair" line so I replied "shows the kinda women you go for then" to which he starts spinning out. Shut up you twat. You got served. Deal with it.

  10. Seriously think I'm gonna need to get sleeping tablets or some shit. 4:47am. R U SRS? Anyone suggest to me what's some good ones to get? I've found "getting fucked on Vodka" has worked well the past 2 days but leaves embarrassing results.

  11. Seriously, how good does Noel Edmonds look for 63?

  12. Everyone is missing the massive crowd reaction and now all we have left is to wonder where Stone Cold and The Rock have gone.

  13. If you think you're a bigger asshole than me, you've got a lot to learn!

  14. Credit card statement for November just came through...£1,900. Shiiiiiiiiiiiit. That's it, I'm officially cancelling Christmas.

  15. "You came in pissed at 3:45 while I was watching Cool Runnings and asked "is this the film about all the black men" then sat there watched it while going ay-ay-ay-ay" - Scott Harwood

  16. Apparently I dropped my phone last night and smashed the screen. Chapter 4 in the Jamie Sanders fun diary.

  17. Currently cruising down my road, A guy dressed as Santa is standing on the back of a Land Rover that is blaring out "Frosty the Snowman" while an army of about 75 people dressed as snowmen follow behind him walking.... What have I just witnessed.

  18. 2am and wide awake. Looks like another night of barely sleeping awaits. Fun.

  19. Can't pissin' sleep.

  20. All my Christmas shopping is complete. Thanks, internet!

  21. If love is blind I guess I'll buy myself a cane.

  22. 4am once again.... Work at 10. Shit.

  23. I'm bored. I need an adventure.

  24. 4am, looks like we're gonna meet again. Fuck sake!!

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