Binge_And_Slash

Thinking of starting up 3 different types of nightclub, each with a silly name. When did I become an entrepreneur?

....and now I've just woke up. Fuck.

WHY AM I STILL AWAKE.

First day back at work. This is arse. Someone take me back on holiday.

Also, why do people pretend not to spell correctly when they're drunK?! I always spell alright 99% of the time.

I went to bed too late n got up too soonMy poor head still spinnin' from too much booze.

"I've probably pissed every girl off in Southend just because I won't shag them" - Samuel Lane

Morgan's Spiced 100 Proof blows your fuckin' cock off.

Missing Vegas.

you rule

Or Hayley is your sister rather!

So I presume you are Hayley's sister?

Where from Essex are you? I'm from Southend-on-Sea , names Jamie Sanders - look for me on FaceBook. P.S have you got a sister named Hayley?!

Oh work on Wednesday, Drivin up on Thursday, Darkness on the Friday night.

(to the tune of One Way Ticket)

Friday Ticket to Donington I got a Friday ticket to Donnnington.

What's on my mind? White_Raven's arse and tits.

Best member here. I'm serious.

But how did you know that was me? I'm not in the video!

P.S Hot Leg rule.

Hah. Yes. How did you know?

That was just a noise.

Have you watched the one's he's been doing for Fosters? He had "Which is the best Piper? So far we've had Maris, Billie and At The Gates of Dawn. I thought Billie was a dead cert to win this but she seems to have been trounced by the Potato"

Ah Lynne, I suppose she's a bit like Burt Reynolds. Good worker....but she's got a moustache.

I said "So do you, to a new face" he was laughing so much he had Kenco coming out of his nostrils. I was laughing too, but my nostrils were clear.

Dan's a lovely man. We were chatting about mobile phones he asked me what phone I had and I said a Sony Ericson he said "That's Saaaaaaaaaaaaad" you wanna upgrade.

I'm convinced.... you're my best friend.