Estranged Reality Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2007/11/brian-wilsons-l.htmlMy name is Brian and I'm the manI write hit songs with a wave of my handSongs of surf and sun and sandI make great music with my bandSongs you dance to and songs of joyI'm the original Beach BoyEverybody's gone surfin' Surfin USAAll the songs I used to writeTalked about girls who weren't too brightRound round get around I got aroundWhat I was lookin' for I never foundAs time goes on I've seen the lightIntelligent chicks are dynamiteWhen I grow up to be manGiddy-up giddy-up 409Now some guys like the flashy typesAnd some guys dig the ugly typesI'm no different from the restI love hips and legs and breastsBut strictly on a higher planeWhat really turns me on's her brainSmart girls, talkin' 'bout smart girlsSexy legs with high IQsSmart girls, I love the smart girlsYou brainy babes with your attitudesSmart smart smart smart girlsDid I love you little surfer girlOr was it just your bod and long blonde curlsFun fun fun was all we heardCruisin' in her daddy's thunderbirdBa ba ba ba barbara annShe ran away with another manThis is the worst tripHelp me, RhondaGet her out of my heartRhonda helped helped, helped me for a whileNot much going on behind her smileI wanna hot hot, massive stimulationWomen with more imaginationYeah smart girls are my inspirationGiven meGood good good good vibrationsWouldn't it be niceIf they gave PHDsFor strokin' me with hypothesesGimme a gal who teaches schoolWho's not afraid to break the rulesWomen doctors and lawyers, tooCan really make a man out of youSmart girls, talkin' 'bout smart girlsSexy legs with high IQsSmart girls, I love the smart girlsYou brainy babes with your attitudesSmart smart smart smart girlsSmart girlsWish they all could beSmart girlsRhyme in poetryA clever head is a real turn-onYou bright, you brainy amazonsAuthors, scientists, and architechtsSultry babes with intellectDon't worry babyEverything will turn outGod only knows what I'd beWithout smart girlsHip hop and harmonyI'm wiser now, I know where it's atIntelligence is an aphrodisiacSo if you're seekin' that perfect mateListen to Brian, beauty's great butSmart girls, talkin' 'bout smart girlsSexy legs with high IQsSmart girls, I love the smart girlsYou brainy babes with your attitudesBig brains are awesome, dudeSmart smart smart smart girlsSmart girls, talkin' 'bout smart girlsSexy legs with high IQsSmart girls, I love the smart girlsYou brainy babes with your attitudesI wanna congratulate youYou were just fine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spuffy78 Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 You haven't heard Rap till you've Randy Savage Rap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axlskAmpf Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 LOLOL YES, I know this! These were the bad Landy days indeed. As one of the most gifted songwriters ever it was a shocker. Go listen to Surf's Up and You Still Believe In Me FAST! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnrfan20 Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 Haha that was very funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gash Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 I kept expecting him to bust into "West coast Philadelphia, born and raised..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 Holy shit. Bri can make some incredible music, but this is definitely not a good example. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevdo242 Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 Longest 4 minutes of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 AHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axl_on_drums Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 WHAT??WOW, Brian Wilson is my musical god, and The Beach Boys my favourite band ever, but that was just terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndiannaRose Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 That's as cool as a Chia pet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LCG Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Oh god Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gash Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 I kept expecting him to bust into "West coast Philadelphia, born and raised..."Do not hate on Fesh Prince or you will be shot.By some guys who are up to no good? Started making trouble in my neighbourhood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Speaking of Bri, what do you guys think of That Lucky Old Sun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Rose Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 What the fuck, I didn't know Landy controlled his music too?! What's that about him producing that crap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SunnyDRE Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 (edited) This wasn't to bad actually.Reminds me of some the songs you hear on Yo Gabba Gabba..... Edited February 26, 2009 by SunnyDRE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axl_on_drums Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Speaking of Bri, what do you guys think of That Lucky Old Sun?Fucking amazing, seriously the man is still making amazing music.'Midnight's another day' is stunning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Agreed - great, great, great summer album. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 This song has hooks for days, and is produced ridiculously clean. If you get over the 808 drums and the fact that it's an old white guy rapping, it's a good tune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnrfan20 Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Something very different. Still a hilarious song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpUd_Jr Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 As soon as "Sloop John B" popped up I exited and listened to that instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolio GNR Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 OMFG THAT IS FUCKING TERRIBLE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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