luciusfunk Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 (edited) OHIO – Miranda Fugate died of serious head injuries after being hit with a shovel in the head by an old friend of hers named Emily Powers. The whole thing was caught on video and posted all over the internet and generated around 500,000 video views in just 2 days.In the video, the two girls begin fist fighting outside Emily’s house for a few seconds before Emily threatened to go inside her house and bring out an air soft gun which shoots plastic BB’s, when Miranda suddenly charged at Emily, Emily grabbed a nearby shovel and “cracked” Miranda in the dome. If you haven’t seen the video, watch the video below:https://v.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/51049F92681074955871400103936_17a2e8bdd41.3.2.mp4?versionId=..6nG_uLgoKhz0mYjBSKehzWlkGa286vAt first, It only seemed like a minor head injury as Miranda also temporarily lost one ear’s hearing. Suddenly, while watching ‘Mean Girls’ at home that same day, Miranda collapsed and died instantly. Doctors are saying she died of severe head trauma.“She was a good girl” Miranda’s mother cried to reporters, “I mean, she was sort of a bully, but she did not deserve to get molly whooped like that, especially with a shovel right to the head”. Emily will not be charged with second degree murder but instead man-slaughter as she was only protecting herself, and succeeded.LINK Edited May 6, 2014 by luciusfunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sabbath Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Please put a disclaimer so you don't fool 90% of the forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thin White Duke Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Her 15 minutes of fame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pestilence Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 molly whooped? she probably would have been better offwrestling for control of the shovel ratherthan running.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anguyen92 Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Oooooooo. I heard this story on a radio talk show that I listen to frequently and everyone there joked around with it (which is hard not to honestly given the description of the story). It's sad to hear that the person that got hit died. I know for sure that this will the 1st thing the radio show will talk about though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sabbath Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 She didn't die. Satire article.You really think the mom would say that her daughter was a bully and got "molly whooped", as well as mention the girl died while watching Mean Girls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luciusfunk Posted May 6, 2014 Author Share Posted May 6, 2014 It's Ohio. I could believe the "Molly whooped" quote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 She didn't die. Satire article.You really think the mom would say that her daughter was a bully and got "molly whooped", as well as mention the girl died while watching Mean Girls? Colorful descriptions and irony. Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sabbath Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 It's Ohio. I could believe the "Molly whooped" quote.Look, man, you got coaxed into a snafu. Admit it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luciusfunk Posted May 6, 2014 Author Share Posted May 6, 2014 Except I didn't. The bottom of the site says it's a satire site. The same site says the NAACP gave George Zimmerman a lifetime achievement award. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sabbath Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Nah man, you believed it. It's OK. It happens to the best of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luciusfunk Posted May 6, 2014 Author Share Posted May 6, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Nah man, you believed it. It's OK. It happens to the best of us.You're the "best of us"? Ok. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sabbath Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Nah man, you believed it. It's OK. It happens to the best of us.You're the "best of us"? Ok.No. I didn't fall for it. So it didn't happen to me. So based off of what I said and the events that would have had to happen, I am not "the best of us".IDIOT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Nah man, you believed it. It's OK. It happens to the best of us.You're the "best of us"? Ok. No. I didn't fall for it. So it didn't happen to me. So based off of what I said and the events that would have had to happen, I am not "the best of us".IDIOT.So you see that you are not best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luciusfunk Posted May 6, 2014 Author Share Posted May 6, 2014 Nah man, you believed it. It's OK. It happens to the best of us.You're the "best of us"? Ok. No. I didn't fall for it. So it didn't happen to me. So based off of what I said and the events that would have had to happen, I am not "the best of us".IDIOT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sabbath Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 It's alright, not all of us are smart enough to understand, hence why this thread was open because lucius was coaxed into a big snafu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Drama Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 She's FUBAR because of the shovel. It's not a SNAFU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luciusfunk Posted May 6, 2014 Author Share Posted May 6, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pestilence Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 alive or dead....she shouldn't have run Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gia Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 The fight was pretty funny http://youtu.be/YYyPJP7eUxgThey even pause to tie their hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Botched execution, purse entrapment, and now this? What is life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sabbath Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Botched execution, purse entrapment, and now this? What is life?More people falling for the article? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magisme Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Botched execution, purse entrapment, and now this? What is life?More people falling for the article?Smiley wasn't clearly implied? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 The fight was pretty funny http://youtu.be/YYyPJP7eUxgThey even pause to tie their hair That is hilarious. Imagine two guys stopping a fight to fix their hair. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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