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16 hours ago, ludurigan said:

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they should call izzy and steven, get rid of the other creeps

and then cover each and every low voice song ever written on this planet

if i was obama id force them to do it

Obama would only enable them both to stay home :P

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18 minutes ago, Billsfan said:

Obama would only enable them both to stay home :P

have no idea what you mean

but i always thought that george w. bush biggest cultural failure was to allow steven adler to be fired (and soon later) izzy stradlin to quit gnr

he should just have got the five of them in a room, and tell this to them

- gentlemen, you are the best band ever, you are an american fuckin treasure, and you must get your shit together. I dont care how, just fuckin do it. From this day on, you must release one album a year at least and you also must perform at least 50 live shows a year. One of them will be a secrete show at the White House that I'll personally attend. Also, you will have to release 2 cover albums every year consisting of ten songs of your choice for each album. By completing this mission, you will be free to do whatever the fuck you want with your free time. Hey Axl, you can do more songs like My World if you really like them so much. Izzy, go do that Stonesy album that I know you are craving so much to do. Slash, go release all those songs that Axl didnt like, I am sure you can find some other less demanding singers to sing them for you. Duff, Steven, my personal assistant is going to escort you guys right now for a "body-cleaning" facility and you guys should be ready to rock in about 2 months. Now I am counting on you boys. Stop this fucking nonsense and go do your fucking job. You will be well rewarded. And America fucking needs you.

 

bill clinton should have done something also

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4 minutes ago, ludurigan said:

have no idea what you mean

but i always thought that george w. bush biggest cultural failure was to allow steven adler to be fired (and soon later) izzy stradlin to quit gnr

he should just have got the five of them in a room, and tell this to them

- gentlemen, you are the best band ever, you are an american fuckin treasure, and you must get your shit together. I dont care how, just fuckin do it. From this day on, you must release one album a year at least and you also must perform at least 50 live shows a year. One of them will be a secrete show at the White House that I'll personally attend. Also, you will have to release 2 cover albums every year consisting of ten songs of your choice for each album. By completing this mission, you will be free to do whatever the fuck you want with your free time. Hey Axl, you can do more songs like My World if you really like them so much. Izzy, go do that Stonesy album that I know you are craving so much to do. Slash, go release all those songs that Axl didnt like, I am sure you can find some other less demanding singers to sing them for you. Duff, Steven, my personal assistant is going to escort you guys right now for a "body-cleaning" facility and you guys should be ready to rock in about 2 months. Now I am counting on you boys. Stop this fucking nonsense and go do your fucking job. You will be well rewarded. And America fucking needs you.

 

bill clinton should have done something also

Obama would somehow find a way for those guys to get paid without working while sucking money from the ones busting their asses

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