Hampi Posted February 27, 2005 Share Posted February 27, 2005 bicicle race-queen and also... fat bottomed girls by queen Bring Back That Leroy Brown by Queen is pretty lame too BIIIIIYYCLEEE BIIIIYYYYCCLLLEEE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boy Sixxx Posted February 27, 2005 Share Posted February 27, 2005 she goes down - by motley crueactually na that is a shit song Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHAZ65 Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 "but all I wanted was a mother fuckin' sandwich............... fucking classic Sandwich - Ugly Kid JoeShe was a good witchShe was a bad witchBut all I really wanted was a mother fuckin’ sandwichA bandit left handedThe woman drove me crazyBut I couldn’t understand itYou could try to break me, take meBut you’ll never understandYou could funnel, tunnelBut you’ll never truly comprehendThat’s what I sayYou could bleed me, feed meBut you’ll never truly be my friendYou could move me, move me, move meBut you’ll never see the endThat’s what I sayA fish over here, a fish over thereHere a fish, there a fishEverywhere a mother fuckin’Fish over here, a fish over there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highvoltage Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Holy shit.Crabsody In Blue - AC/DCEasily one of the most hilarious songs I know. All about pubic lice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Mommy,can i go out and kill tonight mommy, can i go out and kill tonight rip the veins from human necks until they're wet with life razor-blades love teenage flesh an epidermoty i'll bring back a souvenir for it's my mommy's dream can i go out and kill tonight, kill tonight killed a girl on lovers' lane i kept her toes and teeth every night i stalk around until i find my keep i'll bring back a souvenir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
move_to_the_city Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 "Why Can't This Be Love?" by Van Halen. "Only time will tell if our love can stand the test of time". Really? Wow. Profound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teroz Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 I'd love to stay girl!It hurts I know!But it's time for meto find my dreams of gloryVinnie Vincent Invasion - That Time of YearMusic: Vinnie VincentLyrics: Vinnie Vincent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heledd Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Put your hands down my pants and ill bet youll feel NUTS!!!~bloodhound gang B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paula McKagan Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 I love luca turilli (instrumentally great)....but some of his lyrics are stupids (or too nerdys 8) )WAR OF THE UNIVERSECosmic terror of the universe // BEWARE!Mighty energies of mystic wars // ANGELS CALLSoon will be born a mortal who will dareSTARS WANT ITS FALLThere between two astral worldslie dark seeds of eternal warfar beyond the silent holw wheremeteors paint a crystal stormThrough the eons without spacewhere swallowed is the concept: timeSystems burning and collidingform the chaos, dark and lightBlack holes, cometsblazing thunders...Fragments of the divine bornWAR OF THE UNIVERSEOF COSMIC ENERGIESOF PHANTOMS RIDINGTHE GENESIS OF ALLSONS OF THE UNIVERSEFOREVER FIGHTINGTHROUGH EVERY AGECONDEMNED TO FACE THIS // LONG HOLY WARParallax of suns creategeometry of moons unbornSpread the knowledge of the creaturesbetween curious there and notComets' ridersastral fightersHeroes of celestral shoresWAR OF THE UNIVERSEOF COSMIC ENERGIESOF PHANTOMS RIDINGTHE GENESIS OF ALLSONS OF THE UNIVERSEFOREVER FIGHTINGTHROUGH EVERY AGECONDEMNED TO FACE THIS // HOLY WAR...Cosmic terror of the universe // BEWARE!Mighty enemies of mystic wars // ANGELS CALLSoon will be bron a mortal who will dareSTARS WANT ITS ALL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paula McKagan Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 Ahhh......I'd been thinkin a gnr song wich ltrics I dont like: get in the ring"I dont like u, I just hate u, Im gonna kick your ass"<<ajjaj sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnr_rocks Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 Big Balls by AC/DC hah this thread reminds me of smells like nirvana by weird al have any of you ever seen the video? haha its hilarious!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnrbest Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 Welcome to the jungle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnr_rocks Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 Put your hands down my pants and ill bet youll feel NUTS!!!~bloodhound gang B) hahaha! that song is funny = D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RebelRose89 Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 i think the lyrics to Ac/Dc's The Jack is prettty funny. I absolutly love the song both studio and live versions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sprite Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 I used to love her are the funniest lyrics to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunners_4_eva Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 (edited) Greenday - LongviewSit around and watch the tube,but nothing's onChange the channels for an hour or twoTwiddle my thumbs just for a bitI'm sick of all the same old shitIn a house with unlocked doorsAnd I'm fucking lazyBite my lip and close my eyesTake me away to paradiseI'm so damn bored I'm going BLIND!!!And I smell like shitPeel me off this velcro seat and get me movingI sure as hell can't do it by myselfI'm feeling like a DOG IN HEATBarred indoors from the summer streetI locked the door to MY OWN CELLAnd I lost the keyBite my lip and close my eyesTake me away to paradiseI'm so damn bored I'm going BLIND!!!And I smell like shitI GOT NO MOTIVATIONWHERE IS MY MOTIVATIONNO TIME FOR THE MOTIVATIONSMOKING MY INSPIRATIONSit around and watch the phone,but no one's callingCall me pathetic,call me WHAT YOU WILLMy mother says to get a jobBut she don't like the one SHE'S gotWhen masturbation's lost its funYou're fucking lazyBite my lip and close my eyesTake me away to paradiseI'm so damn BOREDI'm going blindAnd loneliness has to sufficeBite my lip and close my eyesI was slipping away to paradiseSome say,"Quit or I'll go BLIND."But it's just a mythThe song actually sounds pretty good.One In a Million and Used To love Her both have pretty horrible lyrics but they are still great to listen to Edited March 6, 2005 by gunners_4_eva Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yamisonic Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 God save the queen her fascist regimeIt made you a moron a potential h bomb !God save the queen she ain’t no human beingThere is no future in england’s dreamingDon’t be told what you want don’t be told what you needThere’s no future no future no future for youGod save the queen we mean it man (God save window leen)We love our queen God saves (God save... human beings)God save the queen cos tourists are moneyAnd our figurehead is not what she seemsOh God save history God save your mad paradeOh lord God have mercy all crimes are paidWhen there’s no future how can there be sinWe’re the flowers in the dustbinWe’re the poison in your human machineWe’re the future your futureGod save the queen we mean it manThere is no future in england’s dreamingNo future for you no future for meNo future no future for youNot exactly poetic lyrics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paula McKagan Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 She was a good witchShe was a bad witchBut all I really wanted was a mother fuckin’ sandwich JAJAJAJAJAJJA how poetic!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yesilikegnr Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 God save the queen her fascist regimeIt made you a moron a potential h bomb !God save the queen she ain’t no human beingThere is no future in england’s dreamingDon’t be told what you want don’t be told what you needThere’s no future no future no future for youGod save the queen we mean it man (God save window leen)We love our queen God saves (God save... human beings)God save the queen cos tourists are moneyAnd our figurehead is not what she seemsOh God save history God save your mad paradeOh lord God have mercy all crimes are paidWhen there’s no future how can there be sinWe’re the flowers in the dustbinWe’re the poison in your human machineWe’re the future your futureGod save the queen we mean it manThere is no future in england’s dreamingNo future for you no future for meNo future no future for youNot exactly poetic lyrics What!? Those lyrics rule! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slashrocks Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 whole lotta love - the whole thing is fuckin great but theres some parts where its funny as hell if u litsen right"I'm gonna give you every inch of my love" "Shake for me, girl. I wanna be your backdoor man. " B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannebac Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 ten seconds to love with motley crue...thats some really embarasing lyrics...and the video didnt exactly make it better..good song though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnar Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 An old song by Neil Young."T-Bone"Got mashed potatoesGot mashed potatoesGot mashed potatoesAin't got no T-BoneAin't got no T-BoneGot mashed potatoesGot mashed potatoesGot mashed potatoesGot mashed potatoesAin't got no T-BoneGot mashed potatoesGot mashed potatoesGot mashed potatoesAin't got no T-BoneAin't got no T-BoneGot mashed potatoesGot mashed potatoesGot mashed potatoesAin't got no T-BoneAin't got no T-BoneT-BoneGot mashed potatoesGot mashed potatoesGot mashed potatoesAin't got no T-BoneAin't got no T-BoneAin't got no T-BoneAin't got no T-BoneNo T-BoneGot mashed potatoesGot mashed potatoesGot mashed potatoesAin't got no T-BoneAin't got no T-BoneAin't got no T-BoneAin't got no T-BoneAin't got no T-BoneAin't got no T-BoneGot mashed potatoesGot mashed potatoesGot mashed potatoesAin't got no T-BoneGot mashed potatoesGot mashed potatoesGot mashed potatoesAin't got no T-BoneAin't got no T-BoneAin't got no T-BoneAin't got no T-BoneAin't got no T-Bone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannebac Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 wow.. thats like incredibly bad..it must have been a joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnar Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Yeah. It's a good song though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barhazan Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 An old song by Neil Young."T-Bone"Got mashed potatoesGot mashed potatoesGot mashed potatoesAin't got no T-BoneAin't got no T-BoneGot mashed potatoesGot mashed potatoesGot mashed potatoesGot mashed potatoesAin't got no T-BoneGot mashed potatoesGot mashed potatoesGot mashed potatoesAin't got no T-BoneAin't got no T-BoneGot mashed potatoesGot mashed potatoesGot mashed potatoesAin't got no T-BoneAin't got no T-BoneT-BoneGot mashed potatoesGot mashed potatoesGot mashed potatoesAin't got no T-BoneAin't got no T-BoneAin't got no T-BoneAin't got no T-BoneNo T-BoneGot mashed potatoesGot mashed potatoesGot mashed potatoesAin't got no T-BoneAin't got no T-BoneAin't got no T-BoneAin't got no T-BoneAin't got no T-BoneAin't got no T-BoneGot mashed potatoesGot mashed potatoesGot mashed potatoesAin't got no T-BoneGot mashed potatoesGot mashed potatoesGot mashed potatoesAin't got no T-BoneAin't got no T-BoneAin't got no T-BoneAin't got no T-BoneAin't got no T-Bone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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