Forsaken Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Hey Axl...Guess what?I have a FEVER. And the only prescription is MORE CHRIS PITTMAN.rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOLDEN Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 The Adventures of Chris Pitman Part 1.One day when Chris was riding his Horse in downtown LA. He bore witness to a robbery. Two armed men with masks on wearing Velvet Revolver T-shirts were robbing a small store. Chris galloped towards the two masked assailants and shouted ‘Hey’. They turned, and pointed pistols towards Chris warning him to back off or they would shoot. Chris pulled the horse to a safe distance and watched the men (or at least he assumed they were men, one had a very bushy haircut) jump into a Mustang and drive off. Without thinking Chris set off after them on his horse, they were speeding ahead over taking traffic but Chris was still able to keep relatively close behind. The car turned onto the freeway, Chris in a quick move leapt from his horse into an open air Porsche. He shoved the braid headed driver out of the car and took control. Chris put the foot down and set off after the assailants. He could see them dodging in and out of traffic ahead of him. Suddenly they took a slip road down towards the chemical waste factory. Chris sped after them in his Porsche. The robbers brought their car to a stop outside the factory and darted inside. Chris halted his Porsche behind the Mustang. As he left the car he noticed a shotgun concealed in the back seat he grabbed it and called the Police. The operator assured him the Police were on their way. So Chris ran inside the factory bearing the shotgun. It was very dark inside the factory. Chris could smell horrible chemical scents. He had to be careful in firing a gun here. Any poor shot could results in a huge explosion. Chris tiptoed through steamy corridors lined with pipes from ceiling to floor, listening for sounds from the robbers. All of a sudden a gun shot split the air. Instinctively Chris dived to the ground covering his head. After a moment he looked up and fired the shotgun in the general direction of where the shot had originated. Chris decided that from this moment forth he would have to creep his way through so not to put himself at risk of being shot at again. Chris emerged in a large room filled with bubbling baths of horrible green looking slime. He made a mental note to try and avoid being plunged into one of those. Ahead he could the two robbers now unmasked crouching over a bag, clearly containing whatever they managed to steal. Chris decided the time for action was appropriate ‘Ok stand up slowly and put your hands on your head’ shouted Chris. They heard him but instead of obeying they turned and fired at him. Chris dived out of the way straight into a pot of green ooze. The robbers laughed hysterically. Chris pulled himself out of the pot gasping for breath and feeling extremely ill. He rolled over and saw the robbers walking slowly towards him… By W. Axl Kevthis reminds me of goosebumpsthey should make a goosebumps book dedicated to chris pittmanchris pittman rocks!Hmmm, we had a Pitman appreciation thread before. Oh wait, that wasn't you. That was one of mine! Eventually I asked the length between Pitman's wrist and elbow for a school project and got warned. All in the name of Rock! rock1 Hit me with some Pitman!i remember that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 He co-wrote Madagascar with Axl - that man has my upmost respect as a songwriter. He's stuck out all these years with Gn'R - good on him.R. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EverythingWasRoses Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 He co-wrote Madagascar with Axl - that man has my upmost respect as a songwriter. He's stuck out all these years with Gn'R - good on him.R.well i never knew that, good to know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimb0 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Thanks Chris for that terrible sequencing durring the silent part of Better. It sounds like you sampled a bunch of farts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quadlaser Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 he's very well qualified to write horrible songs and sit there looking stupidMadagascar's horrible?Ok...between axls brilliance and pittmans stupidity, they made a mediocre song,there are 3 piece bands that sound as"complete" as the 8 in gnr.he needs to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highend88 Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Who would win in a fight, Chris Pittman or God?How old are you? 6, 7 or 8??I'll be nine in April, captain maturity.No wonder you are so immature.. Not surprised if 9 year old child ask that questionWell, you're the one who structures a sentence like a nine year old child.Well your question is very childish... Why don't you ask a priest then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axls_Disillusion Posted March 3, 2006 Author Share Posted March 3, 2006 he's very well qualified to write horrible songs and sit there looking stupidMadagascar's horrible?Ok...between axls brilliance and pittmans stupidity, they made a mediocre song,there are 3 piece bands that sound as"complete" as the 8 in gnr.he needs to gohey,my first post in this thread says say something positive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gimmiefuel Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 You're right...Mr. Pittman needs to be appreciated.So, thanks Chris, for.........mowing my lawn yesterday. Can you come back tomorrow and change my oil and maybe take out the trash? Thanks! Love, Uncle Axl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quadlaser Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 he's very well qualified to write horrible songs and sit there looking stupidMadagascar's horrible?Ok...between axls brilliance and pittmans stupidity, they made a mediocre song,there are 3 piece bands that sound as"complete" as the 8 in gnr.he needs to gohey,my first post in this thread says say something positive. you weren't being sarcastic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axls_Disillusion Posted March 3, 2006 Author Share Posted March 3, 2006 you weren't being sarcastic?why would you think that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackamo! Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Thanks Chris for that terrible sequencing durring the silent part of Better. It sounds like you sampled a bunch of farts.I think it's genious. It makes you wonder. Chris Pittman is Guns N' Roses!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdinan Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 I think it should be "Chris Pitman and the funky five" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussie_axl Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 I think it should be "Chris Pitman and the funky five" man he's gettin hammered, maybe he helps with the lyrics? who knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost_Guns Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 ha you definately need a man to fuckin put in all those new fuckin sounds...him and reed are the men when it comes to that shit....they are members of GNR indeed and influence the sound indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EM0T1ONS Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 I think it should be "Chris Pitman and the funky five" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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