Tyler Drama Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Filthy filthy mouth! Merck's assistant?Haha, no the user Dead Flowers Is Dead Flowers Merck's assistant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveVai Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Filthy filthy mouth! Merck's assistant?Haha, no the user Dead Flowers Whats Dead Flowers?Mercks assistant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pico Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Filthy filthy mouth! Merck's assistant?Haha, no the user Dead Flowers Is Dead Flowers Merck's assistant?Dead Flower = Tina Chang = Merck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukinx Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Hehe, the way you guys are acting really shows that we all need some fucking NEWS and SOON!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveVai Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Hehe, the way you guys are acting really shows that we all need some fucking NEWS and SOON!!!!! News? Tiny Chang = Slash? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Flower Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Is Dead Flowers Merck's assistant?Yes. I'm actually a petite Asian woman, who uses the internet to act out my fantasy of being a macho, witty, intelligent, highly attractive white male.My tasks while working with Merck, include...1) Holding the step-ladder for Merck to stand on when he talks to other adults.2) Operating the gas and brake pedals when Merck drives a car.3) Blowjobs.3) Searching the internet for any information about Chinese Democracy and then demanding it be deleted.4) Blowjobs.5) Feeding Bach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveVai Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 (edited) Is Dead Flowers Merck's assistant?Yes. I'm actually a petite Asian woman, who uses the internet to act out my fantasy of being a macho, witty, intelligent, highly attractive white male. You aint doing very well Edited November 9, 2006 by SteveVai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetness Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 My tasks while working with Merck, include...1) Holding the step-ladder for Merck to stand on when he talks to other adults.2) Operating the gas and brake pedals when Merck drives a car.3) Blowjobs.3) Searching the internet for any information about Chinese Democracy and then demanding it be deleted.4) Blowjobs.5) Feeding Bach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveVai Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 (edited) Okay, now we have concluded that Dead Flowers is Merck's assistant. But what's a Merck?Tina Chang's assistant ? Edited November 9, 2006 by SteveVai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Drama Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Okay, now we have concluded that Dead Flowers is Merck's assistant. But what's a Merck?Tina Chang's assistant ?Is Tina Chang Dead Flowers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoungeFly04 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Is Dead Flowers Merck's assistant?Yes. I'm actually a petite Asian woman, who uses the internet to act out my fantasy of being a macho, witty, intelligent, highly attractive white male.My tasks while working with Merck, include...1) Holding the step-ladder for Merck to stand on when he talks to other adults.2) Operating the gas and brake pedals when Merck drives a car.3) Blowjobs.3) Searching the internet for any information about Chinese Democracy and then demanding it be deleted.4) Blowjobs.5) Feeding Bach. A lot of people say "lol," but I really did laugh out loud when I read that. Well played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetaSouL Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 From HTGTH - Mysteronhttp://www.heretodaygonetohell.com/board/i...63314#msg763314Better is the expected first single, but it is yet to be confirmedThis confirms he doesn't know shit.~M Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user FKA webmoster Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 i think tina chang is axls assistant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootingstar Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Is Dead Flowers Merck's assistant?Yes. I'm actually a petite Asian woman, who uses the internet to act out my fantasy of being a macho, witty, intelligent, highly attractive white male.My tasks while working with Merck, include...1) Holding the step-ladder for Merck to stand on when he talks to other adults.2) Operating the gas and brake pedals when Merck drives a car.3) Blowjobs.3) Searching the internet for any information about Chinese Democracy and then demanding it be deleted.4) Blowjobs.5) Feeding Bach.Breast-feeding? So Tina Changs career is pretty much about being sucked or suck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Roberge Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 is she hot at least Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weget Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 (edited) Is Dead Flowers Merck's assistant?Yes. I'm actually a petite Asian woman, who uses the internet to act out my fantasy of being a macho, witty, intelligent, highly attractive white male.My tasks while working with Merck, include...1) Holding the step-ladder for Merck to stand on when he talks to other adults.2) Operating the gas and brake pedals when Merck drives a car.3) Blowjobs.3) Searching the internet for any information about Chinese Democracy and then demanding it be deleted.4) Blowjobs.5) Feeding Bach. A lot of people say "lol," but I really did laugh out loud when I read that. Well played. ROFL : ))))))))))))))))))) like some GNR fans say (originally Internet geeks but referring to http://www.mygnrforum.com/index.php?showtopic=83605 = GNR fans) : OWNED!Well, Better is nice relax song = good choice? hell yeah! Edited November 9, 2006 by Weget Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longpig Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 I love the "First single" bit implyin we would have an album and GnR will release more than one single.... walk before you can run - I'll take anything (GnR release related not cocks up anus').LP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackamo! Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Who's Merck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveVai Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 (edited) Who's Merck? Tina-Chang Edited November 9, 2006 by SteveVai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teknophyle83 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 This thread needs more Tina Chang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGHURT35DH Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Who is Tina Chang?She is Merck's Assistantmerks assistantMerck's assistant. Mercks Assistant (i felt that needed to be clarified) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallagher Rose Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Tina chang is hot,go to page 5 or 6 and you'll see her picture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raspus Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 who's tina chung then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrissen Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 who's tina chung then?there is rumors she's Mercks assistant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallagher Rose Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Merck's girlfriend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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