Nefertiti Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 The worst and the best song/s about having sex ?Mine best are Madonna-Justify my love and (of course) Guns N'Roses- Anything goes the worst is Akon- I wanna love(fuck) you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevdo242 Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 Probably a Marvin Gaye song is the best.Worst that I've heard is Anything Goes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 Lets Put The X In Sex - Kiss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Spade Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 Best: Whole lotta love Worst: Small dick man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunkyMonk Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 Best: I Cum Blood - Cannibal CorpseWorst: I Cum Blood - Cannibal Corpse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ohdistortedsmile1789 Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 The worst and the best song/s about having sex ?Mine best are Madonna-Justify my love and (of course) Guns N'Roses- Anything goes the worst is Akon- I wanna love(fuck) youThat's a Snoop Dogg song featuring Akon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gina9 Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 (edited) Best: Whole lotta love Worst: Small dick man. great song title Edited January 14, 2007 by gina9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krissirge Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 best:Limp Bizkit - Nookieworst:Anal Cunt - Saving Ourselves For Marriage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EverythingWasRoses Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 The worst and the best song/s about having sex ?Mine best are Madonna-Justify my love and (of course) Guns N'Roses- Anything goes the worst is Akon- I wanna love(fuck) youThat's a Snoop Dogg song featuring Akon.Thats an Akon song featuring snoop, seeing as how its on Akons album Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axingn'r Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 worst:Anal Cunt - Saving Ourselves For Marriage Is Anal Cunt a Christian rock band ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ohdistortedsmile1789 Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 The worst and the best song/s about having sex ?Mine best are Madonna-Justify my love and (of course) Guns N'Roses- Anything goes the worst is Akon- I wanna love(fuck) youThat's a Snoop Dogg song featuring Akon.Thats an Akon song featuring snoop, seeing as how its on Akons albumI think it's on Tha Blue Carpet Treatment.But I'm an asshole to make such a minor correction anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Rose Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 (edited) Too many good ones to pick a best, but rather than do a regular Mutant Rose post I will limit myself to two Marvin Gaye Lets Get it On and Def Leopard Pour Some Sugar on Me Worst hands down You an me ain't nothin but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the discovery channel I HATE that song and it is only one of two songs that have thus far been forbiddin achess to my computer under threat of death dismemberment and sure grounding Edited January 15, 2007 by Mutant Rose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EverythingWasRoses Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 The worst and the best song/s about having sex ?Mine best are Madonna-Justify my love and (of course) Guns N'Roses- Anything goes the worst is Akon- I wanna love(fuck) youThat's a Snoop Dogg song featuring Akon.Thats an Akon song featuring snoop, seeing as how its on Akons albumI think it's on Tha Blue Carpet Treatment.But I'm an asshole to make such a minor correction anyway. Just checked, its on both albums B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artfromtex Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 best: "Lets Get It On" - MGworst: anything with the words "shake your ass". current Rap sucks and so does R&B. what happened to real Soul music? it's dead and gone, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankwhite Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 (edited) best one?When it comes to sex, I'm similar to the thriller in ManilaHoneys call me Bigga the condom fillerWhether it's stiff tongue or stiff dickBiggie squeeze it to make shit fit, now check this shitI got the pack of Rough Riders in the back of the PathfinderYou know the ep along by James Todd SmithI get swift with the lyrical giftHit you with the dick, make your kidneys shiftHere we go, here we go, but I'm not DominoI got the funk flow to make your drawers drop slowSo recognize the dick size in these Karl Kani jeansI'm in thirteens, know what I meanI fuck around and hit you with the Hennessey dickMess around and go blind, don't get to see shitThe next batter, here to shatter your bladder, it doesn'tmatterSkinny or fat or white-skinned or black, baby I dropThese boricua mommies screamin "Aiy papi!"I love it when they call me Big PoppaI only smoke blunts if they roll propaLook, I gotcha caught up in the drunk flowFuck tae kwon do, I tote da fo'-fo'For hooray for tolerance!z gettin mad cause they bitch chose meA big black motherfucker with g ya seeAll I do is separate the game from the truthBig bang boots from the Bronx to BoliviaGettin Physical like Olivia NewtTricks suck my clique dick all day with no triviaSo gimme a hoe, a bankroll and a bag of weedI'm guaranteed to fuck her till her nose bleedEven if your new man's a certified mackYou'll get that H-town in ya, you'll want that old thing backOh Biggie gimme one more chanceI got that good dick girl, ya didn't know[Repeat]Is my mind playin tricks, like Scarface and BushwickWillie D, havin nightmares of girls killin meShe mad because what we had didn't lastI'm glad because her cousin let me hit the assFuck the past let's dwell on the 500 SL, the E and J and gingeraleThe way my pockets swell to the rim with BenjaminsAnother hon's in the crib, please send her inI fuck nonstop, lick my lips alot, used to lick the clitsalotBut lickin clits had to stopCause y'all don't know how to act when the tongue go downbelowPeep the funk flow, really thoughI got the cleanest meanest penis, ya never seen this stroke ofgeniusSo take off your Tim boots and your bodysuitI mean the spandex and hit my man nextSex gettin rougher when it come to the nut busterPussy crusher, black nasty motherfuckerI don't chase em, I replace emand if I'm caressin em, I'm undressin emFuck whatcha heard who's the best in New YorkFor fillin fantasies without that black person Mr. Rourke?Or Tattoo I got you wrapped around my dickAnd when I'm done I got to split shitBack shots is my position, I gotcha wishin for anintermissionFuck the kissin, lickin down to your belly button, I ain'tfrontinThey don't call me B.I.G. for nuttin, all of a suddenANYTHING by uncle luke skywalker and the 2 Live Crew Edited January 15, 2007 by frankwhite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannebac Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 (edited) you've got nowhere to go better yet nowhere to hideIm on the edge of obbsession I dont know whyempty spaces to fill and all the time in the world to killI'd give my head to you if you'd give head to meyou shakin that nice ass of yours is all I wanna seelets roll the dice my friends her fate is in my handsIm starvin like the wolverinefor the touch of naked skinravenous obsession stingsI crave love, I need sinIm gonna make you sigh and moan in ecsatsythe beast inside of me is wildy breaking freeI teach you a lesson, I promise pleasure without regretsIm starvin like the wolverinefor the touch of naked skinravenous obsession stingsI crave love, I need sinI've got shakes and I, feel like Im hammer struckI cant wait another minute babe its time to.... fuck Edited January 16, 2007 by Dannebac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krissirge Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 worst:Anal Cunt - Saving Ourselves For Marriage Is Anal Cunt a Christian rock band ? just the Picnic of Love album...i advise you to read its lyrics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingwillie Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Buckcherry - Crazy Bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zint Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 a good one: Dinah Moe Hum...Frank Zappaa bad one:Come Along (can't think of who did it)"sweet little baby,she's my hot dog bun" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*ParadiseCityGirl* Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Don't really have a particularly BAD song...but a hella good one is Physical (Your So)--Nine Inch Nails... sheesh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameless_girl Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 (edited) So many great ones by Rob Zombie spring to mind... Although I might prefer something more sensual and less in-your-face... by the likes of Cohen, Waits, Cave etc. Edited January 17, 2007 by nameless_girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvaxl4ever Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 best: "Lets Get It On" - MGworst: anything with the words "shake your ass". current Rap sucks and so does R&B. what happened to real Soul music? it's dead and gone, man.I agree 100% with this entire post.Although I have to say I also really like Prince's "Erotic City". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artfromtex Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 best: "Lets Get It On" - MGworst: anything with the words "shake your ass". current Rap sucks and so does R&B. what happened to real Soul music? it's dead and gone, man.I agree 100% with this entire post.Although I have to say I also really like Prince's "Erotic City".i love Prince. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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