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I'm beginning a very basic luiz-site. What I need is a "Who is luiz?"-thing, fanart and pretty much everything if you've got something you want on the site pm it to me. Everything will be accepted. Also if you want to be included to the "luizfan-club" then pm me ;)

Oh, and I don't know any html and won't learn but it will be made with html :lol:

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I'm beginning a very basic luiz-site. What I need is a "Who is luiz?"-thing, fanart and pretty much everything if you've got something you want on the site pm it to me. Everything will be accepted. Also if you want to be included to the "luizfan-club" then pm me ;)

Oh, and I don't know any html and won't learn but it will be made with html :lol:

I won't PM you, but I'll join through here! I also vote myself president of the club which meets daily in this thread.

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:huh:

you DO have a myspace

i suggest you take another peak. :)

I'm beginning a very basic luiz-site

great.

i have a soundtrack you have to upload on it

I also vote myself president of the club which meets daily in this thread

yarr, you have my vote skipper! rock4

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i want to be in the club!!!!! :o

(as leader of course :D )

yeah, i think JDRM should be leader

sorry, sandman, but he seems to be the Luiz-freak here

and i want to be deputy-leader :ph34r:

:o

what?

me n JDRM practically revived this thread

but for the others who helped, they get exclusive membership

just kiddin :lol:

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I think I should be exclusive leader, and Dachan my deputy!

:o

JDRM and I revived this thread, and you know it

Okay, that is true. Although I did post some kickass pictures :)

I've got the best idea, we are all Executive Chairmen/Women/Persons. This means, no one has more or less control than anyone else! This is how Luiz would have wanted it!

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I think I should be exclusive leader, and Dachan my deputy!

:o

JDRM and I revived this thread, and you know it

Okay, that is true. Although I did post some kickass pictures :)

I've got the best idea, we are all Executive Chairmen/Women/Persons. This means, no one has more or less control than anyone else! This is how Luiz would have wanted it!

yeah, that sounds fair

but i want a whip :ph34r:

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I think I should be exclusive leader, and Dachan my deputy!

:o

JDRM and I revived this thread, and you know it

Okay, that is true. Although I did post some kickass pictures :)

I've got the best idea, we are all Executive Chairmen/Women/Persons. This means, no one has more or less control than anyone else! This is how Luiz would have wanted it!

yeah, that sounds fair

but i want a whip :ph34r:

You may have one, and your vibrating dildo.

Q: What were the 2 Mexican FireFighting Brother's names?

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I think I should be exclusive leader, and Dachan my deputy!

:o

JDRM and I revived this thread, and you know it

Okay, that is true. Although I did post some kickass pictures :)

I've got the best idea, we are all Executive Chairmen/Women/Persons. This means, no one has more or less control than anyone else! This is how Luiz would have wanted it!

yeah, that sounds fair

but i want a whip :ph34r:

You may have one, and your vibrating dildo.

Q: What were the 2 Mexican FireFighting Brother's names?

what makes you think i want one of those?

**accepts**

now am i supposed to know that?

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i want to be in the club!!!!! :o

(as leader of course :D )

yeah, i think JDRM should be leader

sorry, sandman, but he seems to be the Luiz-freak here

and i want to be deputy-leader :ph34r:

:o

what?

me n JDRM practically revived this thread

but for the others who helped, they get exclusive membership

just kiddin :lol:

kiddin? :blink:

its a great idea!!!!! :heart:

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what makes you think i want one of those?

**accepts**

Aside from the dildo thread?

now am i supposed to know that?

Yes, because it's a mexican joke.

The Q+answer being:

Q: What were the 2 Mexican FireFighting Brother's names?

A: Hose A and Hose B

in the dildo thread i never said i wanted one ;)

i want to be in the club!!!!! :o

(as leader of course :D )

yeah, i think JDRM should be leader

sorry, sandman, but he seems to be the Luiz-freak here

and i want to be deputy-leader

what?

me n JDRM practically revived this thread

but for the others who helped, they get exclusive membership

just kiddin :lol:

kiddin? :blink:

its a great idea!!!!! :heart:

im glad someone does <_<

:kiss:

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@Dory - You know you want one ;)

Jose arrives at the Mexican border on his bike with 2 huge bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and asks: "What's in the bags?"

"Senior, It's only sand." replies Jose.

"Sand??? Well, we'll just see about that - get off the bike!"

The guard takes the bags, rips them open, empties them out and finds nothing in them...except sand. Detaining Jose overnight, the sand is analysed, but only to discover it is in fact simply sand.

Jose is released, the sand is put into new bags and placed on Jose's shoulders, and he is let across the border.

Next day, same thing happens. The guard asks: "What you got there?"

"Sand," says Jose.

A thorough examination of the bags again shows there to be nothing but sand, and subsequently Jose is allowed to ride across the border.

For a whole year this continues until one day Jose doesn't show up, and the guard discovers him in a Cantina in Mexico.

"Hey, Bud," says the guard, "I know you're smuggling something. For a year it's driven me crazy. It's all I can think about... I can't get sleep, the kids are getting neglected...heck, even the dog senses I'm beginning to lose it! Between you and me, just what are you smuggling?"

Jose sips his beer, smiles and replies: "Bicycles..."

Aimara, a Mexican maid announced to her Boss Mr Blanco and his wife that she was quitting. When asked why, she replied, "I'm in the family way."

The wife was totally surprised and shocked, and asked who it was.

The maid replied, "Your husband and your son."

Mrs Blanco was mortified and demanded an explanation.

"Well," Aimara explained, "I go to the library to clean it and your husband say, 'You are in the way'. I go to the living room to clean and your son say 'You are in my way'. So I'm in the family way and I quit."

This Mexican dude was taking a pee on the side of a building and this Texan sees him. After the Mexican is done the texan bloke asks him, "How come you Mexicans don't wash your hands after you pee?"

The Mexican smiles, "Senior, we Mexicans don't piss in our hands..."

A big tough Mexican man married a good-looking Mexican lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules:

"Honey, I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want - and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozin, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules! Any comments?"

His lovely new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at eight o'clock every night - whether you're here or not."

Did you hear about the Mexican who threw his wife over a cliff?

When the police officer asked him why he'd done it he said, "Tequila! Tequila!"

What kind of cans are there in Mexico?

Mexicans.

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