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  1. Jabberwocky

    There's times to be dainty and times to be a pig

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      ...BUT THE SHAH SLEEPS IN LEE HARVEYS GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!

  2. Jabberwocky

    Failure. Just a goddamn failure

  3. Jabberwocky

    Not To Self: Change The Bong Water

  4. Jabberwocky

    The Future Is So Old

  5. Jabberwocky

    Something's Gone Wrong With This Teleportation Machine

  6. Jabberwocky

    We were too young to be calculated so fiasco was the order of the day - Johnny Rotten

  7. Jabberwocky

    My puppy died late last fall; he's still rotting in the hall. Dead puppies aren't much fun.

  8. Jabberwocky

    The blues you gave me have now turn to red

  9. Jabberwocky

    The planets have turned to bombs and space and time are erased

  10. Jabberwocky

    Telling a ugly guy to be confident is like pouring syrup on shit and calling it pancakes

     

  11. Jabberwocky

    It's a doggone shame my love for you makes all your lies seem true

  12. Jabberwocky

    Hit or miss, I guess they never miss, huh?

  13. Jabberwocky

    Belle Delphine is just throwing the baby out with the bathwater

     

  14. Jabberwocky

    If you've got half a heart
    Then sell me half of that

     

  15. Jabberwocky

    You can't even go chocolate chip

  16. Jabberwocky

    I'M 37?!?!?!?!

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    2. Jabberwocky

      Jabberwocky

      You know what the real tragedy is? I'm not even supposed to be here today!

    3. soon

      soon

      Happy Birthday! Age is just a number... as in everyday from now on will actually be your 38th year, not your 37th because we start at age 0 :smiley-confused2::lol:

  17. Jabberwocky

    Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body.

    1. Towelie

      Towelie

      Being cremated is my ONLY hope for a smoking hot body.

  18. Jabberwocky

    80/20 is real

    1. soon

      soon

      As in the ideal ratio of meat to fat in a hamburger?

    2. Jabberwocky

      Jabberwocky

      That would be ideal LOL. Actually it some sort of incel/MGTOW nonsense that 80% of women go only for 20% of men. I'd feel sorry for them but they are a toxic bunch.

    3. soon

      soon

      Oh, haha! Ive been eating a 'everything on a hamburger bun or pizza crust' diet this week - upping my burger game in the process :lol:

      Isnt MGTOW when men go for 0% of the women... dang as if dating and relationships arent tricky enough, since when is math part of it, lol

  19. Jabberwocky

    lOoKS dOn'T mAtTeR IT's aBoUt pErSoNaLiTy

  20. Jabberwocky

    Diaper butt is a real thing

  21. Jabberwocky

    Wife: How do you like your eggs?

    Me: On a tampon

  22. Jabberwocky

    RIP

  23. Jabberwocky

    I'm Easily Influenced By Things I Hate

  24. Jabberwocky

    Today I Found A Toothpick Tree

  25. Jabberwocky

    My car is so old that it has Varicose veins

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      i bet mines older :lol: 

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