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Jabberwocky

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  1. Today I Found A Toothpick Tree

  2. Trent Reznor needs a manicurist for his nine inch nails

     

  3. True love is being able to eat egg salad in front of your significant other

  4. We are like the dreamer who dreams and then lives inside the dream

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    2. Jabberwocky

      Jabberwocky

      There wasn't one because there is no point in explaining a riddle with a riddle. :P

    3. Rdeyahlxp

      Rdeyahlxp

      Very weak on Lynch and Frost's part to just throw in more questions instead of actually giving some form of resolution for once. A new season has to be made.

    4. Jabberwocky

      Jabberwocky

      If I were a betting man I'd say they are going to do something new. The streaming numbers for this were huge. The biggest numbers they ever had. Showtime is not going to drop a property that they own because they don't want to lose subscriptions. Maybe not an 18 hour thing but maybe a 6 episode mini-series or a stand alone movie. What bothers me more is that none of the subplots wre resolved. Instead of spending so much time with Dougie just meandering around they could have resolved the subplots. Hell they could have done that in a single episode. I've been marathon watching the whole season today and I can start to see elements/situations in the first 3 episodes coming into play with the finale. But it still doesn't fit. The Judy in Fire Walk WIth Me was to have been an actual person. Jeffries even says that Judy was in Seattle. They retconned the fuck out of that.

  5. We were too young to be calculated so fiasco was the order of the day - Johnny Rotten

  6. Why is it that everybody I love and care for have to die? I've lost my mother, a bandmate, and now my best friend all within one year.

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    2. ZoSoRose

      ZoSoRose

      I am so, so sorry man :/

    3. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      sorry mate.  i had a mate hang himself when i was 15, ain't the nicest thing in the world.  hope you're alright boss.

    4. Jabberwocky

      Jabberwocky

      Thank you everybody. A combination of booze, greif, and anger is not a good mix. I'll be alright it'll just take some time.

       

  7. Wife: How do you like your eggs?

    Me: On a tampon

  8. You can lead a horse and you can't get the mothafucka to sucking the hind tit either

  9. You can't do observational humor if the only thing you're willing to observe is your own feelings

  10. You can't do observational humor if the only thing you're willing to observe is your own feelings

  11. You can't even go chocolate chip

  12. Fly with me lesbian seagull

  13. I ain't got a pot to piss in but I got alot of pot to smoke

  14. I feel fantastic, hey hey hey

  15. I like you, Lloyd. I always liked you. You were always the best of them. Best goddamned bartender from Timbuktu to Portland, Maine. Or Portland, Oregon, for that matter.

    1. Strange Broue

      Strange Broue

      Mr. Grady, you *were* the caretaker here.

      Delbert Grady: I'm sorry to differ with you sir, but *you* are the caretaker. You've always been the caretaker. I should know sir - I've always been here.

  16. I sold a hundred hits to a hundred heads that'll never come back. You know what I mean?

  17. I was wondering why my headsphone just has STU on it but that's because they for got to add the PID to them

  18. I'm a buff baby that can dance like a man.

  19. I'm baking the cookies of discontent by the heat of the laundry mat vent

  20. I'm feelin' tops blubie

  21. I'm not here, I'm in Sweatertown

  22. I'm not into musicianship at all. I don't have any respect for it. To learn how to read music and understand arpeggios, Dorian modes and all that stuff is just a waste of time. It gets in the way of originality.

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    2. dalsh327

      dalsh327

      It depends what you want to do regarding music. Sometimes discipline's good, sometimes it puts a creative mind in a cage and feels stifling. The end result is mastery and having that in the toolbox, and the decision whether or not to use it.

    3. Sixes

      Sixes

      lol Paul McCartney!!! bland, unoriginal, weak, cliche, nonsensical babble. When someone brings up classical music, the proper response is LOL.Wait, next it's gonna be Chuck Berry blah blah blah, Muddy Waters blah blah blah. Boring tripe. Been there, done that, fuck that. Burn the so called rule book. Fucking Paul McCartney. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

    4. classicrawker

      classicrawker

      Classical music is LOL? those musicians were genius..........you lost me with your logic there my friend

  23. I'm pretty damn ugly, so I know ugly when I see it

    1. tinyrobot

      tinyrobot

      Im so ugly but that's okay cuz so are you, we broke our mirrors...

  24. If I were a killer, I'd smile just like the boy next door If I were a killer, I'd say I do it for the poor

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