Estranged Reality

did it make you cum a little? i precummed during "american metalhead" and got a huge boner during "stuck inside."

DID YOU RATE ME ONE STAR?!

Did you see my Nicolas Cageba image yet? I'm rather pleased with the outcome. Good idea, solid execution imo.

didnt you see the bucket list? jack nikolson and morgan freeman are in cahoots together. jack is pissed that heath played the joker, and morgan is a mole in christian bale's operation. he wants bruce dead. he is giving him testicular cancer on purpose!

Disregard what Alpine said. He is most certainly trying to 'make.' He tried to make it with me about an hour ago. I'm still shaking it off.

dnt tase me rbo

Do you think Michael C. Hall likes Axl or Slash more?

Don't be gay.

Don't post anything you drunken bastard, you.

Don't take my playa hatin' seriously. Judas and I are buds. I shared a Corona with him yesterday, it was nice. We watched the sun set and all, it was mad sweet.

Done!

dont be gay lol

Dude, Language of Fear. PREORDER IT. I preordered five copies on Amazon and four more from B&N. Just in case I lose eight of them. I CAN'T WAIT.

dude. come back.

eh, got cut off. also, i think the last season was too dark/violent for the show's own good. it walked the line in the first couple seasons, but it just wasn't as enjoyable IMO. and the stuff with the kid masturbating to his mom's nude pics was stupid.

Eh, they know I love Axl. I don't think it's hateful or anything, it's just a bit smug. But "Chinese Dumbocracy" is a pretty funny title if I do say so myself.

Entertain me.

Er...what?

ER/DF '12.

Every time I clear my inbox it fills up again with requests for Better. :/

Excuse me? You will speak when spoken to!

Fact: unicorns rock.

Five stars for you.

Five stars!

Five stars!