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  1. Westminster Bridge was closed off tonight around 1:30/2am, bus had to use the next one and come back round, turns out they were filming James Bond.

    1. Lithium

      Lithium

      I can't think of anyone better to play James Bond than you, snakes.

    2. ZoSoRose

      ZoSoRose

      Snakes4bond

    3. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Well the first one did entail a white man in Jamaica chasing the birds so i could see how it could be made to work!

  2. It's like there's a party in my brain and everyone's getting stoned!

    1. Lithium

      Lithium

      Classic snake-pit.

    2. Strange Broue

      Strange Broue

      I would go to your brain

  3. to the tune of iron man by black sabbath in c# down tuning 'fuck him, his mother too, I don't give a fuck about him or you'...

    1. DR DOOM

      DR DOOM

      Has he Christmas Cheer

      Only works one day a year

    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      he's a fuckin' twat/you wouldn't believe the shite he chats

    3. spunko12345

      spunko12345

      Snaaake Pit talks boll-ocks / His job involves tits and cocks.

  4. The pain of stepping on a UK plug...

  5. The pain of stepping on a UK 0plug...

  6. I was on that TV show tricked this week, paid me £20, told me to do market research at the pub as they bought round after round, then it turned out to be a TV show.

  7. London doesn't sleep, 3am and it's still really busy, people out, stuff open, the whole thing, from Central to here, it's so bright at night.

  8. There's a lot of fucking corruption in this town.

    1. supercool

      supercool

      dashiell hammett wrote great books about it

    2. GUNNER PT

      GUNNER PT

      Corruption is everywhere :X

  9. I thought the XING was a word, but it's Crossing, not 'Xing'

    1. Lithium

      Lithium

      I can't post the high guy meme in a comment, snakes.

    2. Snake-Pit
    3. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      Lol classic Snakes

  10. I'm the bird brained parrot spouting everything I see

    1. DR DOOM

      DR DOOM

      Keep your mouth shut

      You're squawking like a pink monkey bird

      And I'm busting up my brains

      for the word

  11. There's a helicopter flying low @ 22:55... I can't help but think it's Gangster Bitch :)

  12. The more I see the less I care.

  13. Some low flying jet above just almost made me shit myself! 'TF was that!?

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    2. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      para-noiiiiiiiiaaaa LOL

    3. Snake-Pit

      Snake-Pit

      It was really real.

    4. spunko12345

      spunko12345

      Haha this is priceless

  14. Anything addictive is never gun'na be free just look at the tax and the drug dealer on your back house always has to win you're a trick to life and that's how it's always ever been!

  15. Then in the end you're just a Prick in the hall... All in all you're just a Prick in the hall! Weed and sweets procrastination, Blue, leave my green alone!

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      Or rather, you are for as long as Pink Floyd are comin' out your speakers :D

  16. I drop nukes like a deuce dirty bomb no excuse sh*t on your grave not radiant I'd radiate you defecate too now what you gonna do?

  17. my torrents folder is giving me claustrophobia... Or maybe it's the Naproxen am on too? either way... Too much.

  18. I ♥ gym, I ♥ girls, I ♥ guitar, I ♥ ganja...

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    2. Lithium

      Lithium

      Let's put it this way - if you smoke too much ganja, you'll turn into Snake-Pit.

    3. karahara
    4. Johnny Drama

      Johnny Drama

      If you smoke too much Snake-Pit, you'll turn into ganja.

  19. ... Kirsty ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

  20. I said your laundry could use washing we'll hang it up all over town I said Soho's like a dryer an we're down on Old Compton Street an you'll be suckin' down the clorox 'til your life's all nice and crisp

  21. Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday Snake-Pit, Happy Birthday to me! lol

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    2. love&hates

      love&hates

      Happy Birthday!enjoy the day the best you can !

    3. AdriftatSea

      AdriftatSea

      Happy Birthday!! Yes, can't wait to hear about the party!!

    4. Snake-Pit

      Snake-Pit

      Awww, thank you all :D

  22. Still I see no changes, Can a brother get a little peace? There's a war on the streets and in the Middle East, Instead of a war on poverty, they got a war on drugs so the police can bother me, I never did a crime I didn't have to do, So am back with the rap giving it back to you (?), Don't let 'em jack you up, Crack you up, Back you up, Then pimp smack you up, You gotta learn how to hold your own, They get jealous when they see you wit' your mobile phone, But tell the cops...

    1. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      thats 'and a war in the middle east' and 'i never didn't a crime i AIN'T had to do'...not that I'm pedantic you understand :)

    2. Snake-Pit

      Snake-Pit

      U sure it's I never did a crime I ain't had to do' ?

    3. Len Cnut

      Len Cnut

      i'm 100% HIV sir :)

  23. LOL, Now that's a lot of typos and different words, LOL Pimp smack you much, oh nos - but... Typos, and distractions, lead to me not typing it right.

  24. Still i see now changes :D - i'm going to do this from memory, can a brother get a ittle peace, there's a war on the streets and a war in the middle east, instead of a war on poverty, they got a war on drugs so the poice can but me, but I didn't even do a crime I didn't have to do, but now I'm back 'with the rap?' giving it back to you, don't let em' jack you up, crack you up, back you up and then pimp smack you much, you gotta learn to hold your own, they...

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