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44 pages in and not one of you has asked Fernando about Axl's high tech toilet with more controls than the bridge of the Star Trek Enterprise.

Shame on you all.

What?

I just cannot for the life of me understand the popularity of this show.

It is utter shite.

Not really sure what to make of it. I like it but to me it doesn't sound like a Dre album at all.

How funny would that be

I hear it stinks!

This is somehow sadder than the threads where people would post 10,000 questions to the band that they never even answered.

And yet you keep taking the time to read and participate.

I haven't checked this thread in 2 days. I missed nothing.

Is that how long it takes you to come up with the same lame posts?

Fernando, may i suggest that some day you can pull the strings to release the Holy Grail ( 2001 HOB pro shoot video )?.

I will look for it. Soooo long ago, surely it's here somewhere. Maybe one of you guys can come by and organize our vaults.

I'd happily volunteer but I'd be afraid I'd come across a feral Paul Huge somewhere down the back, snacking on rats and moths.

If Radiohead do it, I'm simply not watching. It is as simple as that. Cat's being castrated would produce a more favourable sound than Thom - good ole Thom, my mother buggered up my birth certificate, Thom - Yorke wailing like Arnold after a bad night on the fluoxetine. Radiohead are dreary dreadful stuff and have no place in a Bond film. Terrible studenty bum fluff sub Floyd cider drinking crap.

I hate them with a passion. If I could like this post a million times I would.

EDIT: Father Ted got it spot on as to how awful they are

All I expect is a situation that will lead to more jokes and additions to the GNR comic book thread.

I'm still cool when this is all over, right? Or have I officially jumped the shark?

No harm in it. Nothing to lose at this stage. The ball is in Fernando's court now.

It would be funny if Morrissey got eaten by a bear or something. Or killed by a mushroom.

Fernando,

Did Axl get himself a LaFerrari by any chance?

All I expect is a situation that will lead to more jokes and additions to the GNR comic book thread.

Dear Fermanager,

This current lineup and the lineups post 2002 are/were the best lineups of Guns n Roses.

They ARE the real GNR. I am proud to be a fan of the nu-GNR. You are doing a great job.

Fans/others who blame GNR management and Axl are scumbags. You and Axl have always kept us posted with updates. Axl came out with Chinese Democracy and a bunch of music that I listen to almost everyday, and the catalogue hasnt exhausted yet.

The band members are very loyal and nothing is discreet.

So much music, so many updates, such respect for fans and responding to their wishes and interacting with them.... I love this management. The 3 hour meetings etc. are all worth soooo much love from the fans.

Thanks for making us happy

That just broke my sarcasm meter. Thanks s lot.

Can we make an exception for Ashba though? He should be banned from playing GNR songs for the rest of his life. Or just songs in general. #demented

I vote for This I Love to be banned at a minimum. SCOM too depending on if there's a tuner available and/or another guitarist capable of handling the second solo. #ConquerGuitarTuning #SecondSCOMSoloIsABully #YeahSon

2035 - Last surviving member of Guns N Roses, DJ Ashba, tours all the hits.

"You crazy kids might know this one, it is called This I Love #demented"

Crazy kid: "Did he just say #demented?"

Other crazy kid: "Yeah what the fuck is #demented?"

Crazy kid: "I think it is the drug that they took back in the day on the strip."

Have no expectations. The quicker you lot reach that point the better.

I don't understand how you went from the reception to the hotel to a restaurant?

Here in Ireland the reception takes place at a hotel in a big ballroom where all the guests have a big meal followed by speeches, the cutting of the cake, then a band followed by a DJ. Bar open until the last person leaves which is often the next morning at 6am

Can we make an exception for Ashba though? He should be banned from playing GNR songs for the rest of his life. Or just songs in general. #demented

Hi Fernando, hot chick from Toronto, here.

Seen any good rehearsals lately?

Can you hear the drums, Fernando?

Finally

I just hope Axl logs in and posts nothing but a drawing of himself in the MS Paint GNR Comic thread.

Remember been out of my skull in Amsterdam blasting Room Full Of Mirrors at top volume in the hotel at 4am. Nobody complained. When the album was finished we heard Disney music from across the hall. I opened the door and someone had left a trail of M&M's from our door to theirs.

It was a strange night.

I can't say I blame him to be honest.

I don't even...

At least we won't see DJ doing this. For obvious reasons (the solo)

It's obvious what he means by racism, the constant reference to them by their nationality, all that stuff taking the mickey out of that weird South American tranny that held up that funny banner a whiles back, mimicking her misspelled/misphrased stuff and other assorted shit of that nature, I just find it a bit fuckin' hilairious being as how, as previously stated, the bloke who pays his wages wrote One in a Million. I guess a mans sense of dignity and racial pride comes with a price tag.

I think he is referring specifically to when people use names like "Brazilian nanny" or "Brazilian housemaid" to refer to Beta, posting pics of Consuela etc.

It's obvious what he means by racism, the constant reference to them by their nationality, all that stuff taking the mickey out of that weird South American tranny that held up that funny banner a whiles back, mimicking her misspelled/misphrased stuff and other assorted shit of that nature, I just find it a bit fuckin' hilairious being as how, as previously stated, the bloke who pays his wages wrote One in a Million. I guess a mans sense of dignity and racial pride comes with a price tag.

Although it is fairly light stuff really. It is not as if anyone has insulted Pele!

I'll bite, Maradona was better than Pele!

Well, that was uncalled for.

Absolutely.

Oi! Shouldn't you be off hawking viagra somewhere?

Fernando, this has consistently been one of my top questions for years; Are we ever likely to get the autobiography Axl once mentioned? I would love to read his official version of years gone by (do let him finish the album first of course!)

Yes this is a good one