Facekicker

Fernando,

Here is a photo of Black Sabbath and his girlfriend

Fernando,it'd be awesome if at each gig ,GNR had some type of online fan voting for people to pick from some lesser known/played songs and the winning song is played at that show. The Rolling Stones did something similar this tour and I believe Metallica does as well. Maybe there could even be a write-in vote for us remaining nerds who have been waiting 25 years to hear Coma.

This is a good idea, but you have to remind me when we tour again.

Fernando,

On one of the Illusions tours the band did a kind of acoustic set sitting around a couch onstage. It was pretty cool and I'm sure there is footage online.

Would Axl ever consider doing this again as part of a gig. Maybe 5 songs acoustic/stripped back style and then back into the regular type of gig.

EDIT: Here's a clip of them doing Dead Flowers

Come on Black Sabbath just own up, you tried out the mod controls and banned Fernando by mistake four years ago and told nobody since then

Right?

Right?

It's funny when he or a band member pops in because then we always have those who constantly rag on GnR but are quick to kiss ass when Fernando or a band member are around.

Exactly. Fakers.

This.

Well people took the piss but mostly kept it respectful because otherwise the thread would have been locked and Fernando would have fucked off. Plus the mods asked people to keep it civil.

It is quite clear from Fernando's post that he reads the forum more than we think and is more than aware of the things we post here on a daily basis.

If we just replied to him with "lol management" what would it achieve?

It would just give Fernando the perfect excuse as to why they rarely interact with the fans on here.

But did Axl get a new dog and what is it's name?!

He got Beta a dog, his name is Mr. Blue.

You're my boy Blue!

Can you answer the silly stuff now?

12 pages worth of people trying to rephrase 'are we gonna get any new music? please please please tell us something!', if i was Fernando I'd be loving it Go on Fernando my son, give em a 'could be' Better yet, give em a 'whats it worth to ya?' You could have some of these jokers doing a fuckin' Gangham Style to your tune man, have some fun with em

Something like..."I'm not sure how many Tuesdays are left in 2015 but I believe that soon is the word. Maybe."

Cue forum meltdown.

Im not gay, but vaginas are pretty gross if you think about it

I agree. But so are a meat n two veg.

Still waiting for those smelly, ugly balls to go out of fashion so all men have aesthetically pleasing genitals, as the women have already shaved and waxed to achieve an acceptable looking vagina.

Have you seen a shaved nutsack? Aesthetically pleasing? Looks like a turkeys neck

Oh so now everyone thinks they get 5 questions with Fernando. Just cos Mike Hunt got an exclusive.

This is probably Fernando right now, in Malibu looking ar this thread...

Oh god

It's obvious what he means by racism, the constant reference to them by their nationality, all that stuff taking the mickey out of that weird South American tranny that held up that funny banner a whiles back, mimicking her misspelled/misphrased stuff and other assorted shit of that nature, I just find it a bit fuckin' hilairious being as how, as previously stated, the bloke who pays his wages wrote One in a Million. I guess a mans sense of dignity and racial pride comes with a price tag.

I think he is referring specifically to when people use names like "Brazilian nanny" or "Brazilian housemaid" to refer to Beta, posting pics of Consuela etc.

It's obvious what he means by racism, the constant reference to them by their nationality, all that stuff taking the mickey out of that weird South American tranny that held up that funny banner a whiles back, mimicking her misspelled/misphrased stuff and other assorted shit of that nature, I just find it a bit fuckin' hilairious being as how, as previously stated, the bloke who pays his wages wrote One in a Million. I guess a mans sense of dignity and racial pride comes with a price tag.

Although it is fairly light stuff really. It is not as if anyone has insulted Pele!

I'll bite, Maradona was better than Pele!

Well, that was uncalled for.

Fernando, why it not possible to comment on the current status of the band? What's the downside of giving an update? And what do you mean by "maybe" to new music? What's the point of the band if there's never going to be any new music?

Getting to travel abroad and shag the locals?

Someone needs to do one of Axl looking at this thread on his laptop.

Fernando,

Has Axl ever been tempted to shop Len above to Homeland Security?

After the spate of sex abuse scandals involving the church here in Ireland I'd be more inclined to believe these claims to be honest.

Though I do wonder how exactly the likes of Max Clifford etc was found guilty.

What was the evidence that put it beyond doubt?

Hey man this isn't burger king. This isn't "have it your way".

As opposed to what, having it no way?

Because all we are asking for is an update of sorts. Not the second coming.

Fernando,

Have you and Axl seen the thread here called GNR The MS Paint Comic?

It is a GNR comic created by your most loyal fans and vicious critics (often one and the same)

Can you ask Axl to pick his favourite drawing? The winner gets a GNR scented candle. I am sure you could find at least one of those in the vault somewhere.

Who ya gonna call? The answer there is (reading from left to right on the above image) Patty Tolan (Jones), Abby Yates (McCarthy), Erin Gilbert (Wiig) and Jillian Holtzmann (McKinnon).

A plastic surgeon?

Gotta be honest and say that I think it's great that Fernando can appreciate the humor that goes around the forums.

Probably best for his blood pressure. Not to mention his boss. Then again Axl more than held his own when he posted.

I totally agree that it's best for your health to see the humor in things.

Maybe Axl is a big fan of Samuel Beckett. It would explain a lot.

Gotta be honest and say that I think it's great that Fernando can appreciate the humor that goes around the forums.

Probably best for his blood pressure. Not to mention his boss. Then again Axl more than held his own when he posted.

Address him by his proper title, you little bollix

It is Fermanager Bitches.

Here's a list of countries and their "Safety and Security" ratings, which is sort of related to this:

Let me zoom that in for ya :

Besides doing fairly well elsewhere, USA is really not good at Safety & Security

Or personal freedom

I don't think he 'butchered' the old material. He just tried to play it his own way. I mean if you're a replacement in a band, don't you wanna try putting your stamp on old songs, that's creative. Why would you wanna play it note for note as some other guy did? If you wanna he

ar a song played note for note you listen to the LP.

You call it playing his own way, I call it butchering it. It sucked and you are around here long enough to remember the dogs abuse he got for it at the time.

He didn't fit GNR. He butchered the old material which is 90% of the setlist.

I don't see what is great about his contributions to CD either.

He is better than Ashba which doesn't say much.

I'll acknowledge that he is better in a band that suits his style, that being NIN.