Facekicker

GNR deserved a better legacy than 15 years of NuGNR embarrassment.

I cant think of a more terrifying image than Brian Blessed covered in blood running through the park with an umbilical cord stuck in his beard

Did anyone see the Tennis the other day? Novak Djokovic was complaining during a match, that the aroma from someone's spliff in the crowd was putting him off of his service game?

It was me!

I'm just kidding, it wasn't me.

Where's Snakes going one wonders?

I'm just wondering how long he has to spend in quarantine before they let him in.

... I've just came back from Marks & Spencer of all places; Only place open today/on a bank holiday that I can find, in Croydon, with a Bureau de Change.. 'Who knew Marks & Spencer even did that?; Not me'..

..

I had £35.00 spare after weed and tobacco... I figured I'd exchange that; test the water/see what I get.. I got €45.00 and 74p change, so I got €45.00 for £34.26..

I really wasn't planning on getting any before wage day, but the more the merrier for this trip with my wad/cash.

I dont see why people go all the way to Amsterdam for fuckin weed, i mean your average street skunk is pretty fuckin potent now. Yeah its not legal or anything but at the same time no ones gonna nick ya walking down the street with a spliff on soooo

For the chocolate sprinkles!

The Hagelslag!

Sure, you'd be able to find me in a cafe, am staying close to the red light district too, so I'm heading out from Soho to another cespoll, but that's what happens when you go to 'dam with an event that calls itself 'Bad Bitches!'... I guess that's why I'm personally excited about the weed cafe and hagelslag lifestyle, going to be clubbing (because that's basically what this trip is) and I want to do a spot of shopping too.

Enjoy your trip. And your holiday. Please tell us all about it and post a photo or two. Should be thread of the year.

Last Saturday in Bratislava with one of the most awesome friends I've made through mygnr. 6th time we met up, if we haven't mis-counted..

So far it's been 2008 in Groningen, 2009 in Bratislava, 2012 in Groningen, 2013 and 2015 in Amsterdam and now again in Bratislava.

Actually raising a glass to another friend we made through mygnr.

So what you are saying is basically this right?

I just hope these new Bond movies don't keep mining the "rogue agent who does his own thing" storyline.

Yeah Bond is a maverick in his own right but let him be Bond and not have him constantly at odds with M running off doing his own thing.

He is supposed to be their best agent, not a loose cannon.

That would have been the killing blow for Bond I think. Even if you take a great character, a spinoff would be a terrible idea.

Jaws 5 with Felix Leiter

Ok lets get back on topic.

If you were to cast a new prequel trilogy who would you cast for the following roles

Teenage Anakin (lets say 16-17 years old)

Obi Wan Kenobi

Padme

Bail Organa

Governor Tarkin

Mon Mothma

I believe these are the only roles that have to be in the trilogy.

I wouldn't pay attention to those people. They must forget that Star Trek movies have been terrible for the most part. JJ's were very good (1st) and good (2nd)

Can't see what they'd be worried about - everything so far looks great.

He had the best, most accurate line of the prequels though when he referred toJar Jar as a pathetic lifeform.

The Jedi in the prequels were just awful. And dumb to boot.

The Jedi Are Idiots

The Jedi have no shortage of chances to give everyone's favorite miscreant, Anakin Skywalker, the ability to destroy the galaxy. Anakin is clearly bad news. He has rage-inspired outbursts. He doesn't seem to appreciate the Jedi dress code and insists on wearing dark black. He loves to scowl. He shouts. He is impatient. He has trouble taking and accepting orders. He occasionally flips out and kills entire groups of people. So why is it that the Jedi continually give him more responsibilities?

Mace Windu: Master Yoda, we suspect the Sith Lord is someone high up in government. Someone very close to Palpatine.

Yoda: Close to Palpatine he is. With Palpatine Skywalker must stay. Learn of the Sith Lord he will.

Mace Windu: Good idea, Master Yoda. We will let Skywalker hang out in the midst of the Sith Lord. Our shakiest, most powerful, most unstable Jedi will do just fine in this assignment.

Yoda: A stroke of brilliance this Council has made.

Precisely, Lucas totally undermined the force as a magical source of wonder (essential to any good fantasy story) by introducing something more suited to Star Trek.

Is the man senile?

He was just doing an Alec Guinness impersonation. Not a particularly good one at that.

That being said, I like McGregor as an actor. I just wish he had never gone near the prequels.

Hell, they even made Samuel L. Jackson boring. That is impressive.

Darth Maul had the high ground. He never should have died until Revenge of the Sith let alone in the first fucking movie the way he did!

Fuck!

Is there a scene in the entire prequel trilogy that isn't completelly retarded? Ok I exaggerate but you get my drift. It is actually impressive how fucking dumb they are, it is like they were actually trying hard to fuck up as much as possible.

I love these guides. They are pretty spot on:

78 reasons to hate Star Wars Episode 1

64 reasons to hate Star Wars Episode 2

91 reasons to hate Star Wars Episode 3

JJ sure knows how to

mislead people

That's it guys, let it all out. Talk about your feelings. We're gonna get through this.

I'm done with him. Arguing with an idiot only drags you down to their level where they beat you with experience.

Episode II and III ruined Natalie Portman for me.

I'd like to ruin her myself.

I don't mind criticism of the prequels. Go ahead. What I find ridiculous is the notion of remaking them or striking them from canon.

I know the movies were very flawed. I still enjoy them.

Again with facepalm. Another 11/10 post.

Actually you have proven time and time again that you can't handle criticism of the prequels. You are doing it again in this thread.

Here's another facepalm for you. I have an endless supply for people like you.

The prequel trilogy is utter shit. The fact that you enjoy them speaks volumes.

Criticism does not equal hyperbolic statements such as stating you could come up with a better movie by wiping your ass or suggesting striking them from canon.

Give me another facepalm fuckhead.

I will here ya go

Because thinking you are some kind of arbitrator who decides what constitutes valid criticism of the Star Wars prequels on a fucking GNR forum makes you look like an even bigger idiot than you already are.

Fuckin double :facepalm:

I don't mind criticism of the prequels. Go ahead. What I find ridiculous is the notion of remaking them or striking them from canon.

I know the movies were very flawed. I still enjoy them.

Again with facepalm. Another 11/10 post.

Actually you have proven time and time again that you can't handle criticism of the prequels. You are doing it again in this thread.

Here's another facepalm for you. I have an endless supply for people like you.

The prequel trilogy is utter shit. The fact that you enjoy them speaks volumes.

Nah

I just don't let trivial things raise my blood pressure and make me post hyperbolic remarks on an 80s band's message board.

Excellent post. 11/10 would read again.

I knew it would take only a page or two before you'd be behaving like a complete and utter cock just because you can't stand any criticism of the prequels.

You did it multiple times in the past whenever it was brought up and now you are doing it again.

Take that stick out of your ass for fuck sake.

Nah

I just don't let trivial things raise my blood pressure and make me post hyperbolic remarks on an 80s band's message board.

She was his ex-girlfriend?

Ronnies Inner Monologue: we've all thought about it

Too soon?

You're going to hell for that one Len, no gaggle of giggling virgins for you my boy

If they remake the prequels I will eat a can of dog food, post it to YouTube and link it here. It's such a ridiculous notion.

Yes because you've heard from every single Star Wars fan in the world.

You have this absolutely absurd and frankly hilarious inability to recognise the complete and utter artistic failure that is the Star Wars prequel trilogy.

EDIT: Here is a nice explanation for you - http://www.slate.com/blogs/quora/2015/05/03/star_wars_why_does_everyone_hate_the_prequels.html

She was his ex-girlfriend?

Today is Sean Connery's 85th birthday. I saw a link to his website on reddit and holy shit

It is still better than mygnr.com