Facekicker

A fuckin' paddy and an Iranian, fuck me, what do you do in your spare time, exchange semtex formulas? I thought you IRA lot went for Libya, not Iran

You know how I got her attention? Asked her if it was true that there's a Bobby Sands Burger joint in Tehran. Which of course I knew there was courtesy of a certain "insider" here

I'm sure there are jokes out there that start of with "A Persian and a Paddy walked into a bar...

So I've started seeing this Persian bird,

Talk about straying into alien territory...

She's really cool though and damn fine too.

Good on you man.

I swear, I've never seen a Persian woman that wasn't absolutely stunning.

They age really well too.

Is she religious or non-religious? If religious, how religious is she? I knew this one Persian girl who told me she was Muslim to some extent. We still fooled around though.

Non-religious. Lets just say her old man gave two fingers to the Supreme Leader so the family haven't much time for that lad.

Got tickets for Andy Lee vs Billy Joe Saunders

Yup

take a few bong hits before watching this snakes

So I've started seeing this Persian bird,

Talk about straying into alien territory...

She's really cool though and damn fine too.

Like, American Persian or actually from Iraq/Iran?

From Iran.

Powerage after taking my advice

If someone makes a snarky remark about you not having a room try and find out their room number then get hammered at the bar and charge all your drinks to their room.

So I've started seeing this Persian bird,

Talk about straying into alien territory...

She's really cool though and damn fine too.

Book nothing. Go to the wedding and get absolutely shitfaced. Then it is someone else's problem

Or

Shag a bridesmaid

Woman From That Viral Catcalling Video Is Suing Its Director For $500k

The subject of last October’s viral video about catcalling in New York City is suing its directors for “at least $500k,” reports TMZ. Shoshana Roberts, the woman who was filmed walking through the streets of NYC for 10 hours as men harassed her, has filed suit against director Rob Bliss and “anti-street harassment group” Hollaback! “for using her likeness to promote their agenda.”

TMZ also reports that Roberts is suing Google, YouTube, and T.G.I. Friday's — which released a parody video called "#AppCalling."

The Village Voice is also reporting on the story:

"It's frustrating when the nonprofit gets donations, and the director gets ad revenue, and I get people wanting to slit my throat."

That was Shoshana Roberts talking to the Voice back in May, around the six-month anniversary of the "Ten Hours of Walking in NYC as a Woman" viral video. She says she got $200 for appearing in the video — and threats of sexual assault from cupcakes behind keyboards.

"I've auditioned for 'let's make a viral video' [projects] before," Roberts said then. "I didn't think it was going to go viral."

http://www.ew.com/article/2015/07/10/game-thrones-stannis-dead

Fuck...

But why would the director confirm this now? I wouldn't answer it, it would lead more mystique going forward.

His whole storyline seems to have been handled poorly in the show. I haven't read the books (yet) so I can't comment on those.

I was hoping the sound we heard as the camera cut away was that of The Hound cutting down Brienne. Can't stand her as a character.

Happy Birthday ARQ

Great scene

Connery, Lazenby, Dalton and Craig look like the kind of guys that would kill you without thinking twice.

Moore and Brosnan not so much.

Though Moore had some ruthless kills and I suppose Brosnan showed that side too in Goldeneye.

I don't give a shit about him being late so long as:

A) He sounds good

B) The venue make it clear to the crowd that he will be out and that the gig will continue as normal so people won't start thinking it will be cut short due to curfews etc

Persian birds take some work

A toast to integrity...

Happy Birthday

It's kinda like the whole fat debate, to call someone fat is considered an insult now, just across the board an insult. But it's descriptive, isn't it? Fat on it's own isn't an insult. Fat cunt, THATS an insult. Similar thing going on here, referring to someone as black...or white...or Mexican, it's descriptive, you're not being marginalised or undermined, you're being described. On the one hand it's like you encourage people to be proud of who they are and where they come from but on the other hand it's like...an unmentionable, it's ridiculous as a concept and we're making a fuckin' mockery of ourselves.

Sorry if i call you black when you're black, or white when you're white, or an Eskimo when you're an Eskimo...but it's what you are so deal with it. 'But I'm not defined by my race', uh I think you'll find you are, to a degree. You're defined by your race, your hair colour, your hair length, your skin colour, these are all descriptive things. You're not entirely defined by it but to a point, yes, you are fucking defined by it, notwithstanding whatever crazy hippie rationale you assign to your identity like 'the real me is in my soul', yeah, well until i can see your soul well enough to fill a fuckin' doctors form for ya I'm gonna stick to the traditional methods, thank you very much.

This reductive political correctness where you distort the reality to make it so words are the actual criminals and not the humans or the human sentiment behind them, it's a ridiculous backward approach to things and all it does is hinder our ability to communicate as human beings...because thats all that words are, they have no morality behind them in and of themselves, they are simply a tool through which we communicate and the more of them we wipe off the acceptability chart the more difficult it becomes to communicate, it's absolute madness.

I agree 100% with this wily pathan Len

How isn't it? Jurassic World stuff is all over the place, just like Jurassic Park stuff was with the older movies.

Also, is there any movie you can see before calling it shit?

Facekicker is just pissed because he heard all the dinosaurs are female, and as a result Jurassic World is just another feminist propaganda hit-piece.

I'm going to make this really clear

The writer;

the main actor;

the main actress;

and the film's director

have all stated in the media that Mad Max is a feminist movie, that they were deliberately subversive in their intentions by targeting an iconic male action movie franchise and using it to disseminate a message about 'toxic masculinity' and that hopefully one day this will be the standard message for male-orientated action movies.

So I point that out on the forum, link to the interviews where they state that and then the resident morons here claim that I am being paranoid and other nonsense, not just in the Mad Max thread but in others like this.

IT'S

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BOX

It's so depressing.

And its spreading around the world too thanks to American fast food joints.

You are just as likely to see some fat fuck waddling around Ireland these days stuffing their mush with Krispy Kreme donuts washed down with a large syrupy "coffee" from Starbucks.

If I was in charge here I'd tax the fuck out of American fast food joints so they'd get the message and fuck off somewhere else.

So we can enjoy our battered sausage and meat pies?

At least we haven't started putting sugar in there

Reviews coming in

http://letterboxd.com/film/jurassic-world/