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  1. TAKE IT!!!

    1. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      Phew, guess Ashba is OK then. Heard he has taken a lot of salami over the years.

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  2. I don't think Axl's gonna want to hire orianthi anymore https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7gmGDqCcAECEI6.png:large

    1. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      He's making a list he's checking it twice he's gonna find out if you've been playing with the cancer or not, Uncle Axl has a frown.

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  3. The only thing I can count on is Food and Netflix.

  4. Just had a very flirty smile off Cheryl Cole/whatever her name is these days?? 2015 off to awesome start! Ha.

  5. Just wait for April Fool's Day 2015...

  6. Parents: when reading end of semester comments about your kids, don't imagine the teacher gave a shit while writing them. The grade says it all.

  7. Parents: when reading end of semester comments about your kids, don't imagine the teacher gave a shit while writing them. The grade says it all.

    1. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      It's also why I can't be a teacher. Blunt honesty doesn't go over well when discussing the little darlings. Or little shits as often is the case.

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  8. Parents: when reading end of semester comments about your kids, don't imagine the teacher gave a shit while writing them. The grade says it all.

    1. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      Little Johnny is not special or precious or gifted. He picks his nose in class, talks too much and frequently daydreams in the middle of lessons. His grades are perfectly average. Learn to accept this and stop filling his head with nonsense about how he can do anything he wants when he grows up. Last time I checked he wanted to be a fire truck. Which is fine for a 6 year old. Next week it will be an ice cream maker. - yours sincerely Mr Facekicker.

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  9. last night party was great, 3 folks beat the shit out of me, because i white knighting for a dumb whore... The ambulance stich my head a bit, lol

  10. BRAZIL Arnold Schwarzenegger TERMINEITOR

  11. Watching Paul McCartney's show. Not a big fan but since HE CAME TO THE BRAZIL I'm giving him a chance. Dude is killing it. So much talent and charisma. #sayhellotothebrazilpaul

  12. Watching Paul McCartney's show. Not a big fan but since HE CAME TO THE BRAZIL I'm giving him a chance. Dude is killing it. So much talent and charisma. #sayhellotothebrazilpaul

  13. A4D is on AXStv right now. I can't get over watching Axl openly make fun of his own guitarist.

  14. Axl I love you Say hi for me please ♡

  15. Have to go back to Vegas twice for work near the end of the year. At least I'm certain I'll be able to have some fun while there.

  16. When are we starting the MYGNR and Shitposter Of The Year Awards?

  17. When are we starting the MYGNR and Shitposter Of The Year Awards?

    1. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      Actually you had nothing to do with my request. You are being paranoid now.

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  18. When are we starting the MYGNR and Shitposter Of The Year Awards?

  19. When are we starting the MYGNR and Shitposter Of The Year Awards?

    1. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      Powerage - can you ensure that nominations are taken by mods this year and only mods?

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  20. When are we starting the MYGNR and Shitposter Of The Year Awards?

    1. Facekicker

      Facekicker

      ZoSoRose you have been challenged for that title by Broski. I've a feeling you'll lose. ;)

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  21. So I was about to watch a video of a NuGNR performance, and the ad before the video was a full performance of Slash with MK playing Nightrain. I thought it was pretty funny...

  22. I'm going to harass the fuck out of some women today. It's going to be great! lol

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