AdriftatSea

o.o you make it sound like a Lifetime movie plot with the "trouble."

Crack open a can of tuna. GG

I pulled a patio chair to the side of the house and tried to coax it down. Shook the food bowl in front it. Rubbed it's little face on my hand, cried then backed away before I could get a good grip on it's neck. I don't have any tuna fish. This is the first time it let me touch it. I'm afraid if I really grab it around the neck good it may scratch me to pieces. It's a stray. I'm inside now and can still hear it. He has the TV on so maybe the cat will figure it out befo...

Cut its insides out and smear them all over the walls writing your family name with its blood. That'll teach future cats not to fuck with your family.