Binge_And_Slash

Fuck, you're still here? That takes me back. Didn't you used to be called ItsSuchACrimeUKnowItsTrue as well? (Or was it Jake at the end)

What's on my mind? White_Raven's arse and tits.

I'm a cold heartbreaker fit to burn and I'll rip your heart in two...

I like films with lesbians in them because it's nice to pretend there are attractive women out there who can't find a boyfriend.

Someone find me a University where I can study Wrestling. I'll get a first in that.

A blast from the past!

Superb

Finished Lee Mack's autobiography. Drank half a bottle of Southern Comfort (i know, rockstar right?). Now convinced I want to be a Stand-Up Comedian. Bye.

I said "So do you, to a new face" he was laughing so much he had Kenco coming out of his nostrils. I was laughing too, but my nostrils were clear.

Sad news.

I have to result in leaving myself comments for fun.

To the untrained eye, we could come off as sad losers trying to make conversation in MyGnR comment boxes and on MySpace comments.....but in reality it's because I have no MSN - My laptop arrived on Friday, the new one....and they only gone n bloody sent me a SOUTH AFRICAN POWER PLUG with it....so I cant actually use it...

Fuckin twats.

That was just a noise.

Have you watched the one's he's been doing for Fosters? He had "Which is the best Piper? So far we've had Maris, Billie and At The Gates of Dawn. I thought Billie was a dead cert to win this but she seems to have been trounced by the Potato"

Ah Lynne, I suppose she's a bit like Burt Reynolds. Good worker....but she's got a moustache.

So your at crue at hammersmith eh? See ya there budday

I'm convinced.... you're my best friend.

I might go next year. What about Reading, you going there? Or LEEDS.... THATS WHERE MY BROTHER LIVES ALAN.

Madison just told me if you don't give me a party pass she's gonna ring up Merck and the security guard and grass you up!!!!

Yes I have. Oh wait that was 2008 that comment was left!

Checking me out yet again I see....It's okay to admit that you love me more than Slash.

Can you see the stars Fernando?

Jason's Democracy Starts Now!!

I see you checkin' me out woman !

Don't tell me what we share!