bar fight: DJ, Axl, Slash, Duff, Tommy, Fortus, and Bucket are involved.

[phaeryen]

Since the newest craze of the nu-GNR community revolves around 35+ guys doing "bar fights" in private parties - lets throw it all out in the open; what would happen if all these comical figures were involved in some way:

bar fight: DJ, Axl, Slash, Duff, Tommy, Fortus, and Bucket.

someone throws the first stone/beer filled glass, then what happens? feel free to come up with your suggestions to the story.

[sweetness]

Slash and Duff pull out revolvers, shoot everybody but Axl. Reform GNR

[Snowmass]

Bar fight with each other= would probably involve alot of slapping and 'fuck you pussy' comments.

Bar fight vs random bar dudes= they'd all get asses kicked.

**Duff could now a days probably handle himself quite well.

Edited June 6, 2011 by Snowmass

[Chewbacca]

Bucket would probably call mothership and abduct the shit out of those motherfuckers!!

[axlrod]

Since the newest craze of the nu-GNR community revolves around 35+ guys doing "bar fights" in private parties - lets throw it all out in the open; what would happen if all these comical figures were involved in some way:

bar fight: DJ, Axl, Slash, Duff, Tommy, Fortus, and Bucket.

someone throws the first stone/beer filled glass, then what happens? feel free to come up with your suggestions to the story.

I've never heard Slash and Duff involved on any fights, they're cool and drunken masters but not trouble maker.

[RebelRose89]

Bucket would probably call mothership and abduct the shit out of those motherfuckers!!

i was gonna say Bucket would probably pull out a functioning Light Sabre and destroy all - but your scenario is pretty suffice :krider:

[SmellThePoppies]

fortus is in the best shape of the group , he could prob throw a few jackie chan style kicks

[P.A. Guns]

So I saw the title of this come up and definitely thought it happened.

[Twinaleblood]

So little news lately that we have to open threads to speculate on fake bar fights. Only in GNR world. :xmassrudolph:

[John Doe]

Then these guys show up

[Guest NewGNRnOldGNR]

bar fight: DJ, Axl, Slash, Duff, Tommy, Fortus, and Bucket.

The only two guys really with an issue is Axl and Slash - everybody, except Tommy if Axl required backing up, would stay out if it. They wouldn't end up fighting anyway if they met each in other in a bar; it would end up exactly the way Axl and Duff's "reunion"... on a note of reconciliation (granted after much deliberation).

[Guest NewGNRnOldGNR]

Buckethead would probably be aimlessly swinging his nunchucks in self-defence though.

Edited June 6, 2011 by NewGNRnOldGNR

[Angel345]

Axl would scream like a bitch and would do nothing else but that would be enough 'cause half of the foes (and friends for the matter) would go deaf. Slash would be so stoned and drunk that he'd probably would fall asleep in the middle of the battlefield hugging a bottle and of course smoking a cig. His contribution would probably be to set the whole place oh fire. And Duff would go around drunken and friendly and all smiles and would generally do nothing but talk to people about shit. Bucket wouldn't even notice that there's a fight and would go on tinkering on his guitar. Tommy would join him and they might have cooked something out of this world by the end of the evening and Fortus would show his unique technique at playing the guitar and his chest & muscles but of course wouldn't get involved in the fight. Dunno why Ashba is missing. He would kill a few people just by being at the scene but then again at this time he wouldn't be grown up enough to be let in a pub so at a second thought his absence is understandable .

Edited June 6, 2011 by Angel345

[Use Your Delusion 1]

slash and buckethead would get fucked over pretty quick, it ain't easy fighting when you have been blinded by someone shoving your hat over your head

Edited June 6, 2011 by Use Your Delusion 1

[Chris 55]

Slash and Duff pull out revolvers, shoot everybody but Axl. Reform GNR

VELVET Revolvers

[Bumble's Bridge Pickup]

Duff would have a decent chance of winning, he does some martial arts right?

[The Glow Inc.]

Duff and Fortus would smack the fuck out of everybody else but they are both too smart to get involved I'm afraid.

Buckethead would finish everybody with his laser sword.

[Angel345]

BBF's beard would sneak up out of nowhere and destroy everyone.

Bumble is not invited to the fight Read the heading

[sweetness]

you know, I think a lot of us are forgetting that Buckethead owns and actually knows how to use nunchucks

[lukeaxl]

Axl would be to busy kickin the shit out of some photographer to notice what else was going on

[Kosonen]

Fortus would win

[ohmygod]

you know, I think a lot of us are forgetting that Buckethead owns and actually knows how to use nunchucks

That is true. But Fortus is in the best shape, and thus likeliest the quickest of the group.

[Chewbacca]

BBF's beard would sneak up out of nowhere and destroy everyone.

Bumble is not invited to the fight Read the heading

NOT Bumble....THE BEARD!

Exactly. They're completely separate entities. :krider:

[Guest NewGNRnOldGNR]

Say a fight did happen (it really wouldn't though); Fortus has big guns but big guns doesn't necessarily suggest an able fighter. Tommy Stinson and Duff McKagan would be the two to watch... Tommy is a gnarly little punk who'd beat on you like crazy and Duff if provoked would go wild (his reach putting him at a great advantage). Axl and Slash would try hard but have no real effect in the outcome. Buckethead would be non-existent, the guy's a pacifist... he'd shun such brainless antics. Dj would notice the photo op and be in the middle of the whole thing acting as a ""new" Guns player with an old Guns sympathy" "mediator".

Edited June 7, 2011 by NewGNRnOldGNR

[sweetness]

you know, I think a lot of us are forgetting that Buckethead owns and actually knows how to use nunchucks

That is true. But Fortus is in the best shape, and thus likeliest the quickest of the group.

you kidding? Duff is easily in the best shape, he'd break Richards twiggy little arms off bitch slap him with his own hands