Zint Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Rambo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Rambler Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 (edited) Bennett was blatantly the catcher, i wanna know what kind of a US special forces unit that was, one geezers austrian and the other ones sounds like a fuckin kiwi Dunno man, maybe Matrix was a 'power bottom' - he told bennet to put the knife in him after all. Are the rumours true die hard was originally a sequel to Commando? A retired austrian us special forces commander turned disallusioned new york cop down on his luck with marriage problems.... It'd be a toss up who was more Germanic, the villians or the "new york cop" Bennetts the catcher though, with dodgy underground gay club clobber and his fat wobbley arse Surely they could've gotten the cunt to get a few hours in the gym first.I can just imagine Arnie delivering the line yippie ky yay motherfucker....Another good one is Riggs V Dalton. Who the fuck would win outta that one? Edited May 17, 2013 by Midnight Rambler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Bennett was blatantly the catcher, i wanna know what kind of a US special forces unit that was, one geezers austrian and the other ones sounds like a fuckin kiwi Dunno man, maybe Matrix was a 'power bottom' - he told bennet to put the knife in him after all. Are the rumours true die hard was originally a sequel to Commando? A retired austrian us special forces commander turned disallusioned new york cop down on his luck with marriage problems.... It'd be a toss up who was more Germanic, the villians or the "new york cop" Bennetts the catcher though, with dodgy underground gay club clobber and his fat wobbley arse Surely they could've gotten the cunt to get a few hours in the gym first.I can just imagine Arnie delivering the line yippie ky yay motherfucker....Well that's not as silly as you might think. Bit of useless movie trivia for you here. Die Hard was originally scripted as Commando 2 but Arnie turned it down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 You've not read the posts you're replying to have you dear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Oopsies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sabbath Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Matrix killed 81 people in Commando. Rambo killed 83 people in RamboBoom.Ah, but Rambo is a longer film that Commando, so the kills-per-minute ratio is in favour of Matrix.*slap*Kills-per-minute is irrelevant. Rambo killed more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted May 17, 2013 Author Share Posted May 17, 2013 Matrix killed 81 people in Commando. Rambo killed 83 people in RamboBoom.Ah, but Rambo is a longer film that Commando, so the kills-per-minute ratio is in favour of Matrix.*slap*Kills-per-minute is irrelevant. Rambo killed more.Kills-per-minute is where it's at, dear boy; without that measure it will just be about massively long films. Would you say that Legolas is the ultimate badass because he killed like 100 Orcs over 200 hours of film? No, you would not. Matrix would take Rambo's lunch money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazey Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 (edited) [/thread] Edited May 17, 2013 by Dazey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Lahey Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Paul Kersey would dust both of these fools. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sabbath Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Matrix killed 81 people in Commando. Rambo killed 83 people in RamboBoom.Ah, but Rambo is a longer film that Commando, so the kills-per-minute ratio is in favour of Matrix.*slap*Kills-per-minute is irrelevant. Rambo killed more.Kills-per-minute is where it's at, dear boy; without that measure it will just be about massively long films. Would you say that Legolas is the ultimate badass because he killed like 100 Orcs over 200 hours of film? No, you would not. Matrix would take Rambo's lunch money.It's 7 minutes longer. Not long enough to justify making "kills-per-minute" the deal breaker. Rambo still wins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gunns Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Arnold is 1.88m tallStallone is 1.77m tallWhen the bullets run out, Arnold would kill that motherfucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted May 18, 2013 Author Share Posted May 18, 2013 (edited) Matrix killed 81 people in Commando. Rambo killed 83 people in RamboBoom.Ah, but Rambo is a longer film that Commando, so the kills-per-minute ratio is in favour of Matrix.*slap*Kills-per-minute is irrelevant. Rambo killed more.Kills-per-minute is where it's at, dear boy; without that measure it will just be about massively long films. Would you say that Legolas is the ultimate badass because he killed like 100 Orcs over 200 hours of film? No, you would not. Matrix would take Rambo's lunch money.It's 7 minutes longer. Not long enough to justify making "kills-per-minute" the deal breaker. Rambo still wins.7 extra minutes makes all the difference.Just ask yo momma! Edited May 18, 2013 by PappyTron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Len B'stard Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 I dont think rambo killed 80 something people in Rambo, in fact i dont think he kills anyone in the first one...the dickhead in the helicopter? Everyone else just gets a kickin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sabbath Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Rambo definitely killed 83 people by himself in Rambo (2008).He kills 1 person is First Blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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