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Bennett was blatantly the catcher, i wanna know what kind of a US special forces unit that was, one geezers austrian and the other ones sounds like a fuckin kiwi :lol:

Dunno man, maybe Matrix was a 'power bottom' - he told bennet to put the knife in him after all. Are the rumours true die hard was originally a sequel to Commando? A retired austrian us special forces commander turned disallusioned new york cop down on his luck with marriage problems....

It'd be a toss up who was more Germanic, the villians or the "new york cop" :lol: Bennetts the catcher though, with dodgy underground gay club clobber and his fat wobbley arse :lol: Surely they could've gotten the cunt to get a few hours in the gym first.

I can just imagine Arnie delivering the line yippie ky yay motherfucker....

Another good one is Riggs V Dalton. Who the fuck would win outta that one?

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Bennett was blatantly the catcher, i wanna know what kind of a US special forces unit that was, one geezers austrian and the other ones sounds like a fuckin kiwi :lol:

Dunno man, maybe Matrix was a 'power bottom' - he told bennet to put the knife in him after all. Are the rumours true die hard was originally a sequel to Commando? A retired austrian us special forces commander turned disallusioned new york cop down on his luck with marriage problems....

It'd be a toss up who was more Germanic, the villians or the "new york cop" :lol: Bennetts the catcher though, with dodgy underground gay club clobber and his fat wobbley arse :lol: Surely they could've gotten the cunt to get a few hours in the gym first.

I can just imagine Arnie delivering the line yippie ky yay motherfucker....

Well that's not as silly as you might think. Bit of useless movie trivia for you here. Die Hard was originally scripted as Commando 2 but Arnie turned it down. ;)

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Matrix killed 81 people in Commando. Rambo killed 83 people in Rambo

Boom.

Ah, but Rambo is a longer film that Commando, so the kills-per-minute ratio is in favour of Matrix.

*slap*

Kills-per-minute is irrelevant. Rambo killed more.

Kills-per-minute is where it's at, dear boy; without that measure it will just be about massively long films. Would you say that Legolas is the ultimate badass because he killed like 100 Orcs over 200 hours of film? No, you would not. Matrix would take Rambo's lunch money.

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Matrix killed 81 people in Commando. Rambo killed 83 people in Rambo

Boom.

Ah, but Rambo is a longer film that Commando, so the kills-per-minute ratio is in favour of Matrix.

*slap*

Kills-per-minute is irrelevant. Rambo killed more.

Kills-per-minute is where it's at, dear boy; without that measure it will just be about massively long films. Would you say that Legolas is the ultimate badass because he killed like 100 Orcs over 200 hours of film? No, you would not. Matrix would take Rambo's lunch money.

It's 7 minutes longer. Not long enough to justify making "kills-per-minute" the deal breaker. Rambo still wins.

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Matrix killed 81 people in Commando. Rambo killed 83 people in Rambo

Boom.

Ah, but Rambo is a longer film that Commando, so the kills-per-minute ratio is in favour of Matrix.

*slap*

Kills-per-minute is irrelevant. Rambo killed more.

Kills-per-minute is where it's at, dear boy; without that measure it will just be about massively long films. Would you say that Legolas is the ultimate badass because he killed like 100 Orcs over 200 hours of film? No, you would not. Matrix would take Rambo's lunch money.

It's 7 minutes longer. Not long enough to justify making "kills-per-minute" the deal breaker. Rambo still wins.

7 extra minutes makes all the difference.

Just ask yo momma!

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I dont think rambo killed 80 something people in Rambo, in fact i dont think he kills anyone in the first one...the dickhead in the helicopter? Everyone else just gets a kickin.

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