spunko12345 Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 I met him in a chip shop in Pencoed once. Lovely bloke and funny as fuck, his books are well worth a read. http://m.southwalesargus.co.uk/news/14418272._Mr_Nice__Howard_Marks_dies_of_cancer_aged_70/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 Dear ol' Marksy. George Jung was released recently. How did you manage to strike up a conversation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted April 12, 2016 Author Share Posted April 12, 2016 19 hours ago, Len B'stard said: Dear ol' Marksy. George Jung was released recently. How did you manage to strike up a conversation? I was with my mate Rizwan "Rizzler" Afsal he lives in Pencoed it's only a tiny place. He'd spoken to him before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 1 hour ago, spunko12345 said: I was with my mate Rizwan "Rizzler" Afsal he lives in Pencoed it's only a tiny place. He'd spoken to him before. Get the fuck out of here, you know a Rizwan Rizzler too, one of my best mates had that nickname, he was the first person i heard gangsta rap off of. I mean substantial gangsta rap, stuff that weren't in the pop charts like Coolio or what have you Didja see the Selby fight? Was worried he might get shown up a bit there early on but he came through, bless him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted April 12, 2016 Author Share Posted April 12, 2016 51 minutes ago, Len B'stard said: Get the fuck out of here, you know a Rizwan Rizzler too, one of my best mates had that nickname, he was the first person i heard gangsta rap off of. I mean substantial gangsta rap, stuff that weren't in the pop charts like Coolio or what have you Didja see the Selby fight? Was worried he might get shown up a bit there early on but he came through, bless him. Yeah my Rizzler was into his drum and bass. He loved Arsenal mind, he used to eat an orange or tangerine and put a sachet of salt on it, the little packets you get in KFC, he kept a stash of them for his oranges. Yeah I saw him get put on his arse little bugger, i saw he was on about fighting frampton? He's not in his weight catagory though is he Frampton? He seems bigger than Lee. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 6 minutes ago, spunko12345 said: Yeah my Rizzler was into his drum and bass. He loved Arsenal mind, he used to eat an orange or tangerine and put a sachet of salt on it, the little packets you get in KFC, he kept a stash of them for his oranges. Yeah I saw him get put on his arse little bugger, i saw he was on about fighting frampton? He's not in his weight catagory though is he Frampton? He seems bigger than Lee. My Rizzler was a United supporter and heavy weed smoker. Got into the ol' sniff in later years quite heavily, dropped dead during a game of footie. Framptons super bantam, one below featherweight and he's talking about moving up to featherweight (a move that people say is partly in order to avoid Rigondeaux who is the dogs bollocks at Super Bantam, just totally unbeatable but a boring fighter and not much of a crowd pleaser so i suppose for Frampton it's lose-lose) in relation to a fight with Mexican hardnut Leo Santa Cruz (who isn't too better an option that Rigondeaux but he's at least got a chance against Santa Cruz cuz though he's a hardnut he's not a boxers boxer like Rigondeaux) so i suppose Selbz is working with that in mind. It's the first time I've seen Selbz in a position where it looked like he might get out-boxed but he gave a good account of himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 1 hour ago, spunko12345 said: Yeah my Rizzler was into his drum and bass. He loved Arsenal mind, he used to eat an orange or tangerine and put a sachet of salt on it, the little packets you get in KFC, he kept a stash of them for his oranges. Yeah I saw him get put on his arse little bugger, i saw he was on about fighting frampton? He's not in his weight catagory though is he Frampton? He seems bigger than Lee. Wait...orange + salt? Is this some druggie thing? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 2 hours ago, PappyTron said: Wait...orange + salt? Is this some druggie thing? psst, i had no idea what he was talking about so i just moved on, thought maybe it was some old time Taff tradition that i weren't privy to Yakky Dah, put a bit of salt on me clementine there boyo, thaaats the way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Len B'stard said: psst, i had no idea what he was talking about so i just moved on, thought maybe it was some old time Taff tradition that i weren't privy to Yakky Dah, put a bit of salt on me clementine there boyo, thaaats the way! Some old Taff tradition, handed down from father to son in the valleys, each family closely guarding their secret ratio of salt to orange pulp. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 5 minutes ago, PappyTron said: Some old Taff tradition, handed down from father to son in the valleys, each family closely guarding their secret ratio of salt to orange pulp. Spunkos gonna fuckin patent it and move to London and make a fuckin' mint and be an outcast all through sheep shagger land for selling out and going English, they'll invent a new word welsh word for him, somewhere between cunt, Judas and Infaaaamah man, it'll be spelt Khweeexxzzcchhllllzzxxxxzzzzzzzxxxzzzzzz...and uh, etc! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, Len B'stard said: Spunkos gonna fuckin patent it and move to London and make a fuckin' mint and be an outcast all through sheep shagger land for selling out and going English, they'll invent a new word welsh word for him, somewhere between cunt, Judas and Infaaaamah man, it'll be spelt Khweeexxzzcchhllllzzxxxxzzzzzzzxxxzzzzzz...and uh, etc! You know, maybe the orange and salt thing is like a Welsh poor man's Lucozade, you know? They can't get that in the valleys, so they suck on a salty orange instead to get their electrolytes back up after a hard day picking leeks or whatever it is they get up to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 Just now, PappyTron said: You know, maybe the orange and salt thing is like a Welsh poor man's Lucozade, you know? They can't get that in the valleys, so they suck on a salty orange instead to get their electrolytes back up after a hard day picking leeks or whatever it is they get up to. Sort of like oranges at half time only with a sachet of salt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyTron Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Len B'stard said: Sort of like oranges at half time only with a sachet of salt Yeah. Got to get the salt back into the body after sweating in the leek fields all day, or after having a quick how's your father with dolly the prize ewe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Cnut Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 1 minute ago, PappyTron said: Yeah. Got to get the salt back into the body after sweating in the leek fields all day, or after having a quick how's your father with dolly the prize ewe. Ever see that before? I think you might find it amusing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunko12345 Posted April 13, 2016 Author Share Posted April 13, 2016 Fuck off the pair of you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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