krissirge Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 Anal Cunt's.the funniest lyrics ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridin' the Nightrain Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 Nah. They try to be funny and fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 (edited) 'I met a girl down at the disco, she said "Hey, hey, hey, yeah lets go"'-Black Eyed Peas 'My Humps' (translation 'My lifeless plastic mounds')And...Me with the floorshowKickin' with your torsoBoys getting highAnd the girls even more soWave your hands if you're not with a manCan I kick it?(Yes you can)I got(Funk)You got(Soul)We got everybodyI've got the giftGonna stick it in the goalIt's time to move your bodyBabylon back in businessCan I get a witness?Every girl, every manHouston, do you hear me?Ground control, can you feel me?Need permission to landI don't wanna rock, DJBut you're making me feel so niceWhen's it gonna stop, DJ?Cos you're keepin' me up all nightSingin' in the classesMusic for your massesGive no headNo backstage passesHave a proper giggleI'll be quite politeBut when I rock the micI rock the mic(Right)You got no love, then you're with the wrong manIt's time to move your bodyIf you can't get a girlBut your best friend canIt's time to move your bodyI don't wanna be sleazyBaby just tease meGot no family planed (planned)Houston, do you hear me?Ground control, can you feel me?Need permission to landI don't wanna rock(rock) DJBut you're making me feel so niceWhen's it gonna stop(stop), DJ?Cos you're keeping me up all nightI don't wanna rock, DJBut you're making me feel so niceWhen's it gonna stop, DJ?Cos you're keeping me up all nightPimpin' aint easyMost of them fleece meEvery nightPimpin' ain't easyBut if you're sellin' it, sellin' it, sellin' itIt's alrightCome onI don't wanna rock(rock), DJBut you're making me feel so niceWhen's it gonna stop(stop), DJ?Cos you're keeping me up all nightI don't wanna rock, DJBut you're making me feel so niceWhen's it gonna stop, DJ?Cos you're keeping me up all nightI don't wanna rock, DJBut you're making me feel so niceWhen's it gonna stop, DJ?Cos you're keeping me up all nightI don't wanna rock, DJBut you're making me feel so niceWhen's it gonna stop, DJ?Cos you're keeping me up all night Edited January 8, 2007 by markyboy101 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W. Axl Kev Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 Please stop listing good songs. On topic how good is Robbie's new song ''Lovelight''? I've got the album ''Rudebox'' - was a tidy purchase. Actually it was a present... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawlessdan Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 " dont tell my heart my achey breaky i just dont think you'd understand"billy ray cyrus lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ohdistortedsmile1789 Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 I wanna tell you bout my good thing I ain't disclosing no names but-- He sure is a good friend and! I ain't gonna tell you where he comes from, no! If I tell you you wont come again! Hey! I ain't gonna tell you nothin but I do will, but I know, yeah! I should do but I know now let me tell you bout my girl: Open up a newspaper and what do I see? Ahh, ah See my girl, ah, looking at me Ooh, And when she walks, Ooh, lemme tell ya: She walks and when she talks, she talks and When she looks at me in the eye She's my baby lord I wanna make her mine Tell me baby what you want me to do! You want me to love you, love some other man too? Ain't gonna call me Mr. pitiful, no! I don't need no respect from nobody... I ain't gonna tell you nothing I ain't gonna no more, no! She's my baby let me tell you that I love her so and And! She's the woman I really wanna love And let me tell you more, oooh! She's my baby she lives next door She's the one a woman the one a woman that I know. I ain't gonna... tell you one thing that you really ought to know ooh! She's my lover baby and I love her so and She's the one that really makes me whirl and twirl! And she's the kind of lover that makes me me fill the whole world and She's the one who really makes me jump and shout, ooh! She's the kind of girl--I know what it's all about! Take it take it Excuse me Oh will you excuse me I'm just trying to find the bridge... Has anybody seen the bridge? (Have you seen the bridge?) I ain't seen the bridge! (Where's that confounded bridge?)I copied these from some site, don't attack me.It's bad musically, but Plant really, really sinks it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankwhite Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 a lot of whats on here i dont class as bad lyrics. some of them are pretty tongue in cheek which seems to be escaping people. like robbie williams rock dj is like...playin around with aincent hip hop stereotypes. theres a sense of humor to it, its not supposed to be that serious. almost satire in a way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevdo242 Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 Cream had some bad lyrics, but the music is great.For some reason, I hate the lyrics for World Of Pain:Outside my window is a tree.Outside my window is a tree.There only for me.And it stands in the gray of the city,No time for pity for the tree or me.There is a world of painIn the falling rainAround me.Is there a reason for today? Is there a reason for today? Do you remember? I can hear all the cries of the city,No time for pity for a growing tree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankwhite Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 im gonna get fucked up for this but....outside of axl singing them (delivery and attitude is a big part of em) some of GnR's lyrics r kinda...well...y'know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estranged Reality Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 SpringsteenNever, ever, mention him in a worst lyric thread... ever.That part of the song doesn't make sense, though. It's a bad lyric.A speedball is a drug, a fast ball is what he meant to say. Speedball killed John Belushi, fast ball is what a pitcher throws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaddisonmoore Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 yeah toast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krissirge Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Nah. They try to be funny and fail.nah they try to shock as much as possible and fail,they're just funny:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potbreath Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Nickleback....."I like the freckles on your chest!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nefertiti Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 All Fergie lyrics are shit Just see...Oh shit (oh shit)Oh shit (oh shit)Oh shit (oh shit)Are you ready for this? Oh shit (oh shit) Ohhhhh It’s me, Fergie All my girls get down on the floor, Back to back, drop it down real low. I’m such a lady, but I’m dancing like a ho, ‘Cause you know I don’t give a fuck, so here we go! [Chorus] How come everytime you come around, My London, London bridge, wanna go down like, London, London, London, wanna go down like, London, London, London, we goin’ down like… and...[Will I Am]Listen up ya'll, Cuz this is itThe beat that I'm bangin' is de-li-cious[Fergie]Fergalicious definition make them boys go locoThey want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photoYou could see you, you can't squeeze me [Verse 2]Fergalicious def-, Fergalicious def-, Fergalicious def- [def fading echo]Fergalicious definition make them boys go crazyThey always claim they know me Comin' to me call me Stacy (Hey Stacy)I'm the F to the E, R, G the I the EAnd can't no other lady put it down like me[Hook]I'm Fergalicious (so delicious)My body stay viciousI be up in the gym just working on my fitnessHe's my witness (oooh wee)I put yo' boy on rock rockAnd he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estranged Reality Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 All Fergie lyrics are shit Just see...Oh shit (oh shit)Oh shit (oh shit)Oh shit (oh shit)Are you ready for this? Oh shit (oh shit) Ohhhhh It’s me, Fergie All my girls get down on the floor, Back to back, drop it down real low. I’m such a lady, but I’m dancing like a ho, ‘Cause you know I don’t give a fuck, so here we go! [Chorus] How come everytime you come around, My London, London bridge, wanna go down like, London, London, London, wanna go down like, London, London, London, we goin’ down like… and...[Will I Am]Listen up ya'll, Cuz this is itThe beat that I'm bangin' is de-li-cious[Fergie]Fergalicious definition make them boys go locoThey want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photoYou could see you, you can't squeeze me [Verse 2]Fergalicious def-, Fergalicious def-, Fergalicious def- [def fading echo]Fergalicious definition make them boys go crazyThey always claim they know me Comin' to me call me Stacy (Hey Stacy)I'm the F to the E, R, G the I the EAnd can't no other lady put it down like me[Hook]I'm Fergalicious (so delicious)My body stay viciousI be up in the gym just working on my fitnessHe's my witness (oooh wee)I put yo' boy on rock rockAnd he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno) Yeah, seriously, just the very sight of that woman makes me sick. She puts out songs of the worst kind.It started with My Humps, which shouldn't even be classified as a Black Eyed Peas song - it's way too embarrassing, even for them.Fergalicious has the exact same beat and the lyrics are basically the same: I'm pretty sure parts of lyrics from this song were in My Humps. Stuff like "make them boys go crazy" and "squeeze don't touch" or whatever...Anyone who writes a song naming themselves as a new adjective has a huuuuuge ego and needs to shut the fuck up - permanently.Can't believe she can churn out the same shit for every song on that record. And yes, I downloaded it, just like I downloaded K-Fed's, and they have both been deleted. I had to see how awful they were, and they were pretty horrendous.You know it's bad when you have to pose in a photospread for your album cover to ensure it will sell copies... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nefertiti Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Yeah, seriously, just the very sight of that woman makes me sick. She puts out songs of the worst kind.It started with My Humps, which shouldn't even be classified as a Black Eyed Peas song - it's way too embarrassing, even for them.Fergalicious has the exact same beat and the lyrics are basically the same: I'm pretty sure parts of lyrics from this song were in My Humps. Stuff like "make them boys go crazy" and "squeeze don't touch" or whatever...Anyone who writes a song naming themselves as a new adjective has a huuuuuge ego and needs to shut the fuck up - permanently.Can't believe she can churn out the same shit for every song on that record. And yes, I downloaded it, just like I downloaded K-Fed's, and they have both been deleted. I had to see how awful they were, and they were pretty horrendous.You know it's bad when you have to pose in a photospread for your album cover to ensure it will sell copies...I'm with you! What kind of producers can release this and even what kind of ppl can make it trendy and 'cool to be'.It's just stupid and it destroys young ppl's morals ...I think every 'artist' who need to make photos for album's cover who can be a cover for magazine need to give up beenig in musical bussines... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Rose Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 The Safety Dance What is up with that song? the video is funny though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rQueen Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 (edited) I hate those that go something like that:what if god was one of usjust a slob like one of usJust a stranger on the busTrying to make his way homebla bla blahand the way she sings that just makes me wanna punch her!!! Edited January 9, 2007 by rQueen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paula McKagan Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 all i can think now is aaron carter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
young_person Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Yeah, seriously, just the very sight of that woman makes me sick. She puts out songs of the worst kind.It started with My Humps, which shouldn't even be classified as a Black Eyed Peas song - it's way too embarrassing, even for them.Fergalicious has the exact same beat and the lyrics are basically the same: I'm pretty sure parts of lyrics from this song were in My Humps. Stuff like "make them boys go crazy" and "squeeze don't touch" or whatever...Anyone who writes a song naming themselves as a new adjective has a huuuuuge ego and needs to shut the fuck up - permanently.Can't believe she can churn out the same shit for every song on that record. And yes, I downloaded it, just like I downloaded K-Fed's, and they have both been deleted. I had to see how awful they were, and they were pretty horrendous.You know it's bad when you have to pose in a photospread for your album cover to ensure it will sell copies...I'm with you! What kind of producers can release this and even what kind of ppl can make it trendy and 'cool to be'.It's just stupid and it destroys young ppl's morals ...I think every 'artist' who need to make photos for album's cover who can be a cover for magazine need to give up beenig in musical bussines...I'm with both of you! I hate Fergie!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyles Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 All the stuff from K-Fed's CD."I'm a superstarI married a superstar"OMFGWTFKFC! Rhyming superstar with superstar!? BRILLIANT!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oogieboogieman420 Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 "Girl grab the wall and shake it like a dog" "To the window's, to tha hwall, til the sweat falls off my balls, all you bitches crawl".. or anything associated with this preticular genre.. oh.. and anything Kiss does... what tha fuck?.. oh, and lets not forget the masterpeice.. "my humps, my humps, my lovley lady lumps" oh, and "b-a-n-a-n-a-s ".. who gave this bitch studio time, and how many producer's did her and eve have to suck off before one came out and said "that sounded great"... I could go on and on, but I wont...I'm seeing alot of anger towards these pop/r&B wanna-be hiphop shit, and I think the only real healthy way of releasing this anger so that no one important gets hurt, is that we all come together once a week and punch a random dumbass celebrtity... we could all come together, nominate a dumbass of the week and proceed to hunt down these people and just punch them in the face one time apeice, maybe twice depending on the celbrity, the weight, height and overall dumbassedness.. yes, i just made that a word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDRM Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 find my thread entitled 'worst song ever'the winner is right thereMe with the floorshowKickin' with your torsoBoys getting highAnd the girls even more soWave your hands if you're not with a manCan I kick it?(Yes you can)I got(Funk)You got(Soul)We got everybodyI've got the giftGonna stick it in the goalIt's time to move your bodyBabylon back in businessCan I get a witness?Every girl, every manHouston, do you hear me?Ground control, can you feel me?Need permission to landI don't wanna rock, DJBut you're making me feel so niceWhen's it gonna stop, DJ?Cos you're keepin' me up all nightSingin' in the classesMusic for your massesGive no headNo backstage passesHave a proper giggleI'll be quite politeBut when I rock the micI rock the mic(Right)You got no love, then you're with the wrong manIt's time to move your bodyIf you can't get a girlBut your best friend canIt's time to move your bodyI don't wanna be sleazyBaby just tease meGot no family planed (planned)Houston, do you hear me?Ground control, can you feel me?Need permission to landI don't wanna rock(rock) DJBut you're making me feel so niceWhen's it gonna stop(stop), DJ?Cos you're keeping me up all nightI don't wanna rock, DJBut you're making me feel so niceWhen's it gonna stop, DJ?Cos you're keeping me up all nightPimpin' aint easyMost of them fleece meEvery nightPimpin' ain't easyBut if you're sellin' it, sellin' it, sellin' itIt's alrightCome onI don't wanna rock(rock), DJBut you're making me feel so niceWhen's it gonna stop(stop), DJ?Cos you're keeping me up all nightI don't wanna rock, DJBut you're making me feel so niceWhen's it gonna stop, DJ?Cos you're keeping me up all nightI don't wanna rock, DJBut you're making me feel so niceWhen's it gonna stop, DJ?Cos you're keeping me up all nightI don't wanna rock, DJBut you're making me feel so niceWhen's it gonna stop, DJ?Cos you're keeping me up all nightI love rock dj however robbie has said a few times its the only song he really wished he hadn't done but.... meh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 find my thread entitled 'worst song ever'the winner is right thereMe with the floorshowKickin' with your torsoBoys getting highAnd the girls even more soWave your hands if you're not with a manCan I kick it?(Yes you can)I got(Funk)You got(Soul)We got everybodyI've got the giftGonna stick it in the goalIt's time to move your bodyBabylon back in businessCan I get a witness?Every girl, every manHouston, do you hear me?Ground control, can you feel me?Need permission to landI don't wanna rock, DJBut you're making me feel so niceWhen's it gonna stop, DJ?Cos you're keepin' me up all nightSingin' in the classesMusic for your massesGive no headNo backstage passesHave a proper giggleI'll be quite politeBut when I rock the micI rock the mic(Right)You got no love, then you're with the wrong manIt's time to move your bodyIf you can't get a girlBut your best friend canIt's time to move your bodyI don't wanna be sleazyBaby just tease meGot no family planed (planned)Houston, do you hear me?Ground control, can you feel me?Need permission to landI don't wanna rock(rock) DJBut you're making me feel so niceWhen's it gonna stop(stop), DJ?Cos you're keeping me up all nightI don't wanna rock, DJBut you're making me feel so niceWhen's it gonna stop, DJ?Cos you're keeping me up all nightPimpin' aint easyMost of them fleece meEvery nightPimpin' ain't easyBut if you're sellin' it, sellin' it, sellin' itIt's alrightCome onI don't wanna rock(rock), DJBut you're making me feel so niceWhen's it gonna stop(stop), DJ?Cos you're keeping me up all nightI don't wanna rock, DJBut you're making me feel so niceWhen's it gonna stop, DJ?Cos you're keeping me up all nightI don't wanna rock, DJBut you're making me feel so niceWhen's it gonna stop, DJ?Cos you're keeping me up all nightI don't wanna rock, DJBut you're making me feel so niceWhen's it gonna stop, DJ?Cos you're keeping me up all nightI love rock dj however robbie has said a few times its the only song he really wished he hadn't done but.... meh...It is agreed, Chaccaron proudly claims the title of Worst lyrics ever. However it makes me laugh so much that all is forgiven.The verse that goes ullaweelielieliereoce is so funny l Love it! the fact that someone could get a hit from a song with no words in it is genius yet scandalous at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnRDuff1 Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 Grandma' welcome home... You havebeen gone for far too longIs this a dream, are You really back?Let me help You out of the chair...Grandma'Let me touch You, let me feel... AhhhGrandma' take a lookWhat do You think of the house andthe silvery moon?We are going to repaint the front doorsoonLet me help You out of the chair...Grandma'Let me touch You, let me feel... AhhhWait till You see Your room up in theatticPrepared just like You said, without abedYou will find Your rocking chair andthe tea pot that Missy foundLet me help You out of the chair...Grandma'There is someone waiting for You,now come alongMissy and Mother, they are dying tomeet YouHow strange... she's spoken no word...I wonder Grandma'! Are You all right?Grandma' what was it like to be onthat holiday site"Oh it could have been worse butwith "THEM" by my sideIn the twilight "THEY" sang all the oldlullabies"Grandma' who are "THEY"... "nevermind You dirty little brat""Let us go inside, something's on"THEIR" mind"THEY" are still alive, can You feel"THEIR" eyesCan You feel "THEIR" eyes?Now that You are stuck with me Youbetter be my friend.Terrible lyrics to great music with insane vocals...King Diamond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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