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  1. 80/20 is real

    1. soon

      soon

      As in the ideal ratio of meat to fat in a hamburger?

    2. Jabberwocky

      Jabberwocky

      That would be ideal LOL. Actually it some sort of incel/MGTOW nonsense that 80% of women go only for 20% of men. I'd feel sorry for them but they are a toxic bunch.

    3. soon

      soon

      Oh, haha! Ive been eating a 'everything on a hamburger bun or pizza crust' diet this week - upping my burger game in the process :lol:

      Isnt MGTOW when men go for 0% of the women... dang as if dating and relationships arent tricky enough, since when is math part of it, lol

  2. A vote for Clinton is a vote to go to war with Russia, and a vote for Trump is a vote to go to war with China.

  3. Am I dead? Is this hell?

    1. lame ass security

      lame ass security

      Nah, you're just in the garden.

  4. and starring Sharon Tate as "The Lasagna"

  5. Been on a GNR forum for a decade but hardly listen to GNR, except the "new leaks". A band that used to move me just doesn't do it anymore.

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    2. Jabberwocky

      Jabberwocky

      LOL. You threw me for a loop. I was like WTF? There will be more Fanny stuff. Did I ever show you this from them? I know I posted it in the live music section. This is how they should have been cut to wax. Even they know that but they weren't allowed to. I'm friends with June (guitar) and Alice (drums)
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcb1HpH42N8&t=51s

    3. EvanG

      EvanG

      Yeah, I think that's the first thing I saw from them. Awesome show!

    4. Jabberwocky

      Jabberwocky

      That was my intro to them as well. YouTube algorithm worked good for once. After that, I was hooked went for the deep dive.

  6. Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body.

    1. Towelie

      Towelie

      Being cremated is my ONLY hope for a smoking hot body.

  7. Belle Delphine is just throwing the baby out with the bathwater

     

  8. Big booty Ram truck 4X4 I'll be bouncing off the curbs when I got to get to it.

  9. By age 35 you should have figured out how to spell "bananas" without having to mentally sing Hollaback Girl

  10. Dee Dee Ramone taught my kids how to count to 4

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    2. Jabberwocky

      Jabberwocky

      Well the real mainstream never gave a shit about The Ramones in the first place so I never expected any less after Dee Dee passed. Having him, Joey, and Johnny die within what, in the span of a year or two? It was a gut punch to me for sure. Never saw Is Dee Dee Home. Saw one, I can't remember the name of it, and he was asked why his rap career didn't take off and he goes" Uhhh I don't know. Maybe it's because I'm not a negro" which made me double over in laughter. I did see that GG Allin doc and he was like " "Oh, so it's the murder junkies? I thought it was the GG Allin Band" LOL

      Dee Dee might have looked almost like a Cro-Magnon and he wasn't exactly the most eloquent speaker but the fucking guy was a groundbreaking rock genius that needed no formal education. What he wrote about he meant it 100%. God bless that crazy fucker for influencing A LOT of musicians (myself included) that you don't need to be flashy to make music.

    3. lame ass security

      lame ass security

      Shit, I didn't know Dee Dee played with GG Allin. That's awesome.

    4. Jabberwocky

      Jabberwocky

      Yeah he played guitar for him for like a week or two. He quit when he found out what GG was REALLY all about

  11. Despite all my rage I am still making minimum wage

    1. soon

      soon

      Ha, yep. Can relate!

      Lately Ive been trying to let go of my rage and embrace my own darkness... but thats a different conversation, lol

       

  12. Diaper butt is a real thing

  13. Double r in this bitch with an FNM when I come 'round the corner

     

  14. Everybody was a baby once

  15. Failure. Just a goddamn failure

  16. Glad to see this long overdue resurgence of the horror genre. It's only happened 2467 times since I was born.

  17. Happy Loving Day!!!

  18. Hey Pete! You gotta meet the Pot Head Pixies.

  19. Hit or miss, I guess they never miss, huh?

  20. Horror has a face, and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies.

  21. I am an exploitation lyricist

  22. I can't tell what's cheaper. The whisky, coke, or reefer cause I'm all fucked up

  23. I don't think my short film will be finished. It's been just bomb after bomb after bomb.

  24. I fell in love with a lit bitch. I fell in love with a Crip bitch

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