Estranged Reality

I'll put it back up just for you! I had to remove it because every time I viewed my profile (which I do about 10 times a day) it would make me question my sexuality.

I agree.

Zippadee do daaa / Zippadee yay / My oh my / What a Shacklerish day

But that ol' man / He's a real motherShackler / Gonna kick him on down the ly-ee-ine.

...WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHACKLE OFF! I hereby vote that all uses of the word "fuck" or "tittybang" in existing GN'R tracks be replaced with the word "Shackler."

I've got an empty feeling / I should really eat some more / Don't ever / Try to serve me / Tuna, rice or caviar / Don't ever / Try to feed me / Food you bought from a Giant store

It's in a black person's soul / to rock that gold / How can something so wrong make me feel so right?

I think I just blue myself.

I'm sorry, I can't reply to you right now about TV shows. I'm still trying to get over the fact that you told me to get anally raped. I've been crying the last ten minutes.

I thought Homan's comment above read: "don't worry, i'm seeing the rapist about it" (I missed the "a" on the first line) and I laughed out loud a bit and then I just felt stupid.

I like your signature.

didnt you see the bucket list? jack nikolson and morgan freeman are in cahoots together. jack is pissed that heath played the joker, and morgan is a mole in christian bale's operation. he wants bruce dead. he is giving him testicular cancer on purpose!

He's been having prostate issues lately.

Bach's nipples are beautiful.

Your inbox is full. >

will u be in my fanclub? ur name can be angeldownica.

The Bach Boyz in the building tonight / Oh what a feelin', I'm feelin' life / You don't even gotta bring yer paper out / We the dope boyz of the year / Drinks is on the house

HEY BROTHER. CAN YOU HANDLE THE METAL?!!?! DO YOU LIKE MR. T AND HULK HOGAN?? DO YOU LIKE SHOUTING IN CAPS???? THEN JOIN THE MOTHERFUCKING SEBASTIAN BACH FANCLUB, MOTHERFUCKER!! YEAH!!!!!!111

did it make you cum a little? i precummed during "american metalhead" and got a huge boner during "stuck inside."

i'm not joking ur joking. ur new bachboyz fanclub nickname is "Johnny Chromatic 5," a reference to hit WIPB Cincinatti Rock Station song "Stuck Inside" (co-written by Johnny Chromatic) and johnny 5 from hit steve guttenbergless comedy sensation "short circuit 2."

i have updated my signature. U r part of the fanclub. and for future reference don't talk about my wife like that, the "hot chick" holding the cd. thats not cool, bach boyz must respect each others women. okay thanks.

will u join my seb bach fanclub. plz.

will u join my sebastian bach fanclub ?

will u join my sebastian bach fan club? its called ANGELS DOWN if u r interested pm me ur name i will ad ur name to my sig we will all have bach nicknames. mine is "wild panda," urs can be "australian metalhead."

Batman would rape Freddy Krueger in the ass with his own scissor-hands and shove Kiefer Sutherland back up Donald Sutherland's withered dick, magically transforming him back into spermatozoa in the process. Did I take that a bit too far?