Estranged Reality

That's something we both have in common, then.

Have I told you that I love you lately?

stalker.

Well, I am sexually attracted to women.

I'm afraid I'll have to be taking back those five stars, now.

Five stars.

Join my forum, bitch. All the cool kids hang out there.

Well, anyone who names himself after a song as lame as Shotgun Blues had it coming.

They're pretty good I guess. I remember jocks blaring Du Hast in my gym at high school, but I never really listened to full albums. Guess I should. I think Mastodon is pretty sexy as far as newer metal goes, The Czar gives me an erection.

This guy I work with thinks Rammstein is the best band ever. I thought maybe he was you at first but he isn't Australian so I let my suspicions rest.

Blacks is back?

Maybe they'll hire him to replace Keith Ledgend for the next film.

want to start a prince fanclub with me?

Stacks learned everything he knows about MF Doom from me. True story.

This guy got pwned legendarily.

i just saw that you left me a comment. i somehow disabled them while spring cleaning/abandoning my profile and didn't know what to click to moderate them. just s you know i wasn't ignoring you.

I had to look that up on Urban Dictionary.

Who's that guy in your signature? Puff Diddlyo?

Obviously I was making fun of Mr Meadows.

He was so tall!

You have a lot of profile views considering you're not a hugely active poster. I think Madison has less than that! You must be doing something right. Nice avatar btw.

cool, all the girls at my school laugh at me, i thought it was because of my looks but i guess not!

hey do you think i'm cute?

Because unlike Axl, I make red hair look good.

I am the sexiest motherfucker in the world, bar none.