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Sixes

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  1. FIRE ME.....I'M ALREADY FIRED!!!!

    1. Padme

      Padme

      Did you say fire? Thank you to the LAFD. At it again

    2. Snake-Pit

      Snake-Pit

      Replace those F's with H's... 'Hire me? I'm already hired'... Show up with a name/number from the company like it's your first day and pretend you've already got the job.

    3. Snake-Pit

      Snake-Pit

      Be like 'Hi, I'm the new 'so and so', 'insert name here' sent me.

  2. RIP I'm an idiot, salami king of Long Island :(

  3. Just received 10 pounds of salami, courtesy of I'm an idiot, salami king of Long Island

    1. Georgy Zhukov
    2. Sixes

      Sixes

      well, I've been shitting for hours after consuming the salami...my colon takes that as a threat

    3. DR DOOM

      DR DOOM

      oil up those arteries- needs more grease!

  4. I miss my Pappy...pappy a shit where are you?????????

    1. DR DOOM

      DR DOOM

      Yeah, where is that heartless bastard?

    2. Lithium

      Lithium

      He's the hero mygnrforum deserves, but not the ones it needs right now.

    3. OmarBradley

      OmarBradley

      I honestly do think he's a sort of real life Batman, comes and goes when he can, under the cover of night.

  5. Where oh where is The Hunter?

    1. WFA

      WFA

      he's at the store getting some salami

    2. Sixes

      Sixes

      The Hunter is a she but her and salami go hand in ummm...

  6. Baby maybe soemday

    1. John Bonham

      John Bonham

      baby made a mess

    2. Sixes

      Sixes

      Soemtimes I wanna kill

      Soemtimes I wanna die

      Soemtimes I wanna destroy

      Soemtimes I wanna cry

      Soemtimes I could get even

      Soemtimes I could give up

      Soemtimes I could give

      Soemtimes I never give a fuck

  7. My'd in denial

    1. Padme

      Padme

      And so afraid.... The animosity has dissipated

    2. Amir

      Amir

      I always thought it was marred in denial, not mired in denial.

  8. Van Morrison can change your life

    1. Thin White Duke

      Thin White Duke

      I've been humming Brown Eyed Girl all the evening.

    2. Lithium

      Lithium

      Astral Weeks hooray for tolerance!

  9. In the depths of their humanity all I saw was bloodless ideology...

    1. Słash

      Słash

      And with freedom as the doctrine, guess who was the new authority?

    2. Sixes
  10. Goodnight nurse

    1. gunsfanoldie

      gunsfanoldie

      Thats what I say when I finish

  11. Bozy bozy bop!

    1. bacardimayne

      bacardimayne

      IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AINT GOT NO BOOOOOOOOOOOOODAY

  12. Etchin' everything imaginable...

  13. I used to have 3 balls. Now I have 2.

  14. Blood everywhere. Everywhere blood.

    1. Gia

      Gia

      Is this because no more prescription pills.?.. hey I want more Valium, but I ain't getting it :D

  15. Fuck all y'all...

  16. I got a sweet tooth for licorice drops and jelly roll...

  17. WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. Togelf and Taganz, attorneys at law

  19. Why do they call shitting #2? It will always be #1 to me...

  20. Munt. Everything munt.

  21. Fuck you, pay me

  22. A square is a rectangle but a rectangle is not a square

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