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How could anyone want GNR to reunite when Axl and the new guys are doing such amazing things?

Yeah and for the record, Axl knew about eat my silkworms and thought it was funny. People always say he has a surprisingly good sense of humor.

Ask him to teach you atlas shrugged

If anyone has the podcast, that would be the best!!!!

I have it. EAT MY SILKWORMS PODCAST - EPISODE 1 (250 mins mp3)

Hahaha. I don't remember it being that long. Can you upload it for us?!?!? I'm dying to hear it

If anyone has the podcast, that would be the best!!!!

If your bored, you can read the all new 15 Question interview with Bumblefoot conducted by the #1 Chris Pitman fansite- "Eat My Silkworms". He didn't want to answer any questions about CD or anything about bandmates because he didn't want to be a douche. We respected his wishes, and asked him 15 random questions. He gave some interesting answers. So here it is:

15 QUESTIONS WITH BUMBLEFOOT

1. If you lost your finger tips in an industrial accident (like Tony Iommi), how long would it take you to re-learn IRS?

Depends which finger(s) on which hand(s). Can't answer without knowing. Once I know, we gotta figure healing time, practice time, lotta variables to consider. Rough guess, I'm gonna say lick my balls, next question...

2. What's your favorite Seinfeld episode? And are you the "Master Of Your Domain"??

Hell no. Love that show, can't pick a favorite - every one is a classic.

3. Did you ever think about buying "Youtube"?

No, never thought about it... but I should. Maybe after Chinese comes out.

4. How old should your fans be before they consider having sex?

35.

5. What's your favorite Christopher Walken film?

I'm gonna say The Prophecy - maybe not the best movie he ever did, but there's some cool things in there.

6. If Hollywood were to ever make a biographical film about you, BBF, who should they cast to play your foot guitar?

Christopher Walken.

7. Have you ever written an email that has no emotions or abbreviations?

Yes. I'm lying - no.

8. Do you hate to wear underwear too?

I gotta wear underwear. Gotta keep the folks in their seat.

9. What's the last album you bought? Did you like it?

I don't buy music, I steal it. And yeah, I like everything I steal.

10. Have you ever eaten a Silkworm?

Not on purpose.

11. If you were stranded on a desert island and could only take ONE porn star with you, who would you choose?

First thought that entered my head was that I'd choose a person recently-deceased to use as a floatation device to assist getting off the island. But I don't wanna make light of recently-deceased folks used as floatation devices, that's insensitive, so I'm just gonna move on to the next question...

12. If you eat your own scabs, does that make you a cannibal?

I don't think you're a cannibal unless you eat a *fresh* part of yourself.

13. Do you prefer forks, spoons or sporks?

DEFINITELY sporks. Was just talkin' about that the other day... why don't more people use them? If they made metal ones, they'd replace spoons and forks in almost every situation.

14. Do you have any pets, and if so, how cute are they?

Yeah, got pets. Pretty damn cute.

15. You've got quite a reputation for staying in touch with your fans online through myspace, the bumbleforum, and a few other GnR sites. Why haven't you joined the EatMySilkworms forum yet?

( http://z8.invisionfree.com/Chris_Pitman_Fans/index.php?act=idx )

I don't like the fonts. I want nothing to do with EMS until they get better fonts. And maybe more animated gifs.

eatmysilkworms, a chris pitman fan site got to interview brain. enjoy it, and don't complain about our questions. you might like question #10.

if you don't like our questions, email him yourself and make your own damn interview.

10 QUESTIONS WITH BRAIN:

1. Would you describe Pitman's sound as "Funky Techno Beats" or "Super Funky Techno Beats"??

"Super Heavy Funky Techo Beats"

2. What does Pitman's word montage in "Madgascar" mean to you??

"The Brotherhood"

3. If you could one adjective to describe each of the band members, what would they be??

Axl - Red

Fortus -Tan

Finck - White

Foot - Green

Frank -Black

Dizzy - Grey

Chris "Mother Goose" Pitman -Blue

Me- Yellow

4. How does it feel to be a father, have you been watching any good cartoons lately??

"I'm in diaperspace"

5. It's quite a mystery, maybe you could help us: how many T's are in

Pit(t)man's name??

"The T is for Todd"

(We asked for the spelling, and he gave us his middle name?)

6. What's your favorite GNR song to play?? (PS your intro to Brownstone is orgasmic)

"Rockit Queen"

(for a guy with the nickname "Brain", it's ironic that he can't spell rocket)

7. When you accompany chris pitman, do you ever think to yourself, "Holy shit. These beats might be too super funky for my drum kit. I hope they have a fire extenguisher handy"??

"YES"

8. What's your favorite Christopher Walken movie, and is it true that Chris does a Christopher Walken impression??

"The Deer Hunter and NO"

9. Do you ever wish to have a sidekick named "Pinky"??

"Yes... I mean No"

10. Have you got any plans to jam with Axl and the boys anytime soon??

"We are gonna Rock out in '07"

EXCLUSIVE elsewhere INTERVIEW WITH SEBASTIAN BACH:

1. HOW DOES IT FEEL PERFORMING THE "MY MICHELLE" DUET WITH AXL ROSE??

Oh Man, words just CANNOT describe the pure energy up there, and the coolest part is that it is mostly improvised!!

We don't sit down and pick who sings what line, we get up on stage and just do it. It's rock n' roll, it's fun.

That's what we do up there with Michelle we have FUN and by the applause I say it's working! I almost fainted when Ax himself asked me if i'd like to go up on stage!! It's like so surreal, and the fans dig it, that's what I care about. Some door-knobs are on the internet complaining that I'm washed-up and I'm "ruining" the show, we'll I got a 2 words for ya: SCREW and OFF!! If you don't like it well that's too bad.

2. BESIDES "MY MICHELLE", WHICH SONG WOULD YOU LIKE TO PERFORM WITH AXL & CREW INSTEAD??

I'd like to sing every song lol. But lately I've been trying to convince Axl to play AINT IT FUN which is my favortite track on the spaghetty cd. It's fucking killer,

and I could play the role of Michael Monroe, and Axl could be well... Axl. Man, I just love blaring the hell outta that track on the road and it would be so killer live.

3. IN ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE, YOU CLAIMED TO OF HEARD SOME TRACKS OFF "CHINESE DEMOCRACY", AND SPECIFICALLY COMMENTED ON A TRACK

TITLED "SORRY", COULD YOU PLEASE GIVE A BIT MORE DETAIL TO THE DESCRIPTION??

Sorry dude, but I was asked not to comment more on those types of questions. All I can say is that it is killer! and won't be a disappointment!

4. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF CHRIS PITMAN, THE MASTER OF THE SYNTHS??

Chris who?? I'm just fucking wit ya, I love him. A nice, friendly guy with a killer sense of humour. He should do stand-up the dude is like the kareoke of comedy.

This for a pitman fan club, right? well I should give you guys some "inside dish".... haha. Did you guys know he has a tail? It's a birth deffect, it's like 2 inches long and makes his ass

look like a dog's ass. KIDDING!! KIDDING!! ha ha. He truly is the "Master Of The Synths" though, perfect description. Job well done (please don't mixx up the tail comment, it was just a joke)

5. WOULD YOU DESCRIBE PITMAN'S SOUND AS "FUNKY TECHNO BEATS" OR "SUPER FUNKY TECHNO BEATS"??

what a question..... so far this is the greatest "interview" I have ever done lol

6. ON THE LAST GIG OF THE EUROPEAN TOUR DO YOU REMEMBER PERFORMING "PARADISE CITY" WITH THE DANCING MIDGETS, ANY COMMENTS ??

It was a completely surreal experience, and I had a blast doing so despite how nervous I was.

7. CAN YOU CONFIRM THAT CHRIS PITMAN DOES A VERY ACCURATE CHRISTOPHER WALKEN IMPRESSION BACKSTAGE??

What kind of drug are you on? ha!

8. WILL YOU BUY "CHINESE DEMOCRACY" OR ARE YOU A "DOWNLOADING MOTHERFUCKER"??

take a guess....

9. I HAVE TO THROW THIS INTO HERE SOMEWHERE, BUT MAN YOU'RE GIRL IS SO FINE. I WATCHED SUPERGROUP & THAT NUDE PHOTOSHOOT WAS SO HOT. CONGRATS.

Uh... thanks. lol. Maria is the one girl for me.

10. NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO PROMOTE ANYTHING, WE GET MORE HITS THAN GOOGLE, SO TAKE OPPORTUNITY.

More hits than Google? Well I better promote my new album Angel Down which comes out this year, I've been road-testing some new songs off it during the Guns tour, and it sounds fucking great, check it out. And for the canadians, I will be making a special appearence with Ricky, Julian, Bubbles & the gang on Trailor Park Boys. Rock on you pitman freaks! Consider it eaten.

Hahahaha. Thanks HV! That mick wall interview cracked me up!

For whoever asked, here's the story I posted in another tread about why EMS got taken down...

Hahaha. Actually Axl's lawyer shutting us down wasn't related to the Axl pic at the party. After interviewing Merck and the people at Geffen, I wanted to interview Axl's lawyer. This was during one of the silly nuisance lawsuits they were filing against godknowswho. I thought it would be amusing to interview Axl's team about their hotly anticipated unreleased next lawsuit, goofing on their unreleased album.

The lawyer guy recognized my voice immediately and got all pissed off, yelling about how it was against the law to record his voice. I made fun of him and he made fun of me and after a while I pointed out how he could have just hung up 20 minutes ago, so either his job was miserably boring or he actually had fun talking to me. He said it was both, and strangely enough, we kinda hit it off. we agreed to meet up that night at a bar in Hollywood and continue taking about Axl. We actually got kinda chummy on the phone. But later, I ended up getting the bar we were going to meet at mixed up with another bar. So he thought I no showed and was trying to fuck with him and embarrass him by standing him up.

When I got home, he'd left me some angry message and posted all over EMS's chat box about how we were losers and assholes and by morning he'd taken all our stuff down. So it actually had nothing to do with Axl and everything to do with the various soulless corporate attorneys who make a living suing people in his name.

This came up in another thread so I thought I'd start a new one. Does anyone have any content from the old EAT MY SILKWORMS site? Interviews, phone calls, poems, songs, etc...

For those who don't know, EMS was a humorous fan site dedicated to Chris Pitman. The site was taken down by one of Axl's lawyers, and it's been a while since I've seen or heard any of that old stuff.

I am most interested in tracking down the first and only EMS podcast. anyone have it?

ER: absolutely in regards to censorship. We couldn't even mention the site then. Granted, Adnan's spamming didn't hurt. But back before CD came out, people were just not ready to have a laugh at the whole weird nugnr experience. Now that its come out, it's a different story. If you'd told me back then that an EMS mod would become a mygnr mod, I wouldn't have believed it.

HV: nah, just me posting as CRD. An old account I made for when I was banned. Or for mocking gunsguy back when he set the tone round these parts.

Why? Does Frusciante hate writing, recording and releasing music?

Me and adnan were also a little involved with the Eat My Silkworms fansite. Haven't spoken to adnan in ages; he posts on IMDb a lot, now.

Jackamo and HRS secured most of the interviews and stuff, though. HRS just basically walked right into a post-party and got to meet all those guys. I remember him saying Axl's girlfriend (probably Sasha?) said the remixed Silkworms was her favourite track on the entire album, and Axl was drunkenly rambling about how Buckethead did "amazing" stuff on it, but...then it didn't even wind up on there.

Not sure if this is public knowledge but after HRS posted those photos of Axl holding the sign, HRS said Axl had his lawyers shut down the fansite (it was hosted on one of those free hosting sites, so obviously they're more likely to remove content than an actual paid web host) AND shut down the MySpace page.

It just disappeared one day. Was kind of a bummer because we lost all our interviews and content. We had interviews with the keyboardist from Faith No More and the porn star daughter of David Lee Roth. I remember either adnan or Jackamo contacted her and she actually responded and gave her mobile phone number and said we could text or call her with questions.

I wrote an essay on Silkworms exploring the mesmerizing lyrical prowess of the song and I'm pretty sure it's gone forever.

Hahaha. Actually Axl's lawyer shutting us down wasn't related to the Axl pic at the party. After interviewing Merck and the people at Geffen, I wanted to interview Axl's lawyer. This was during one of the silly nuisance lawsuits they were filing against godknowswho. I thought it would be amusing to interview Axl's team about their hotly anticipated unreleased next lawsuit, goofing on their unreleased album.

The lawyer guy recognized my voice immediately and got all pissed off, yelling about how it was against the law to record his voice. I made fun of him and he made fun of me and after a while I pointed out how he could have just hung up 20 minutes ago, so either his job was miserably boring or he actually had fun talking to me. He said it was both, and strangely enough, we kinda hit it off. we agreed to meet up that night at a bar in Hollywood and continue taking about Axl. We actually got kinda chummy on the phone. But later, I ended up getting the bar we were going to meet at mixed up with another bar. So he thought I no showed and was trying to fuck with him and embarrass him by standing him up.

When I got home, he'd left me some angry message and posted all over EMS's chat box about how we were losers and assholes and by morning he'd taken all our stuff down. So it actually had nothing to do with Axl and everything to do with the various soulless corporate attorneys who make a living suing people in his name.

Maybe the mods could secure an official mygnr interview with jackamo

Jackamo should be anointed an honorary moderator status here

Lol

Personally, I'd take one song with some good riffs, attitude and some cool lyrics over a whole album of protools experiments topped by indecipherable new age lyrics about being dumped.

People were chucking shit at the stage and jeering before inland invasion in LA. Always wanted to be in an Axl riot. I think that was the closest I've gotten

Current nugnr or the previous nugnr? Or a mix of both?

would you rather have one song from slash/izzy/duff GNR? Or would you rather have an entire album from the various new musicians (99-2013)?

He makes fun of you and others he cupcakes. You're too dim to realize it. Just go back an read his old posts.

It's hilarious to watch MSL make a joke out of guys like Coma. and even more hilarious that he gets them to look up to him in the process. He is the gold standard for Internet trolling.

Also, MSL bragged to me in numerous emails that his pronugnr stance was a cupcake routine. As if t wasn't obvious. Anyone have a collection of his old posts here where he ragged the shit out of Axl and nugnr? It's hilarious to see how he manipulated a bunch of you nu fans into thinking he was one of you.

Does anyone have the video where he blackmailed Axl with his stolen emails? Haven't seen that one in a long time.

For those interested in trolling... Think long term. If these chats go really well, maybe one day Beta will do one.