Dead Flower

Chris Cornell is a very handsome man.

5 what?

Inches?

Ohs nos.

Minus infinity stars.

I don't approve of your flirting with Justagroupie.

Please stop now.

The basslines in Certified Air Raid Material are giving me a tingling sensation in my pants area.

Um, please stop flirting with Highvoltage. I have dibs on him.

1 Star.

Your sig is too wide.

I'm gonna go to the mods and pull the fuckin' trigger on you, bitch.

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You're profile pic is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

You're the coolest.

Another 5 stars for your work with Chop Suey.

I can wait.

5 stars for calling that picture sub par.

Why are you friends with Lone Sal Bug, but not me?

1 star.

5 stars for teaching me about Tremolo picking.

5 stars for your ability to recognise comedic genius when you see it.

Mr Lahey and Randy to the fuck-off department. Mr Lahey and Randy to the fuck-off department and hurry the fuck up!

You still listening to Saturnalia much?

Everytime I put it on I'm amazed at how fucking good it is.

It was Jarmo, the GnR Information Minister over at HTGTH.

Now it's the much more adorable Albert Hammond.

1 star.

Does the song 'Someday' comfort you when you feel down? If not, you do not deserve such a boss sig.

1 star.

You just crossed the line. I think you owe me an apology.

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In before ban!