john lennon

My coffee turned out real good. 

I dreamed I was working all night. Fuck, I hate it when I dream I'm at work because I'm not supposed to be working when I'm sleeping. I don't get paid for that. 

my boyfriend gets home tomorrow after being away for a week and a half and guess who got her period today?? i'm not fond of period sex :// kill me

On 2017-08-14 at 0:55 AM, AslatIE said:

I don't even know what an alcohol is!

says the guy who snapchatted me drinking... mouth wash? cos of the booze 

20 hours ago, Len Cnut said:

If you did it would be an awful waste to smoke it.

I believe you. 

2 minutes ago, AslatIE said:

Is there any difference between the amount you drink on weekdays and on the weekend?

Does it even matter, since you're completely shitfaced either way?

Yeah there is??? I'm not always wasted. I don't drink before or during work. I mean, I'm not that guy Wasted... where's he at tho? 

1 minute ago, AxlisOld said:

Yeah, boring a-holes.

Fuckin' squares. Better get rid of em. 

You know, I don't see why we even care. After all, it's just a band. Listen to the music, go to the shows, whatever, you know? 

Sure, I love Guns just as much as anyone on here, but it's not like they're the most important thing on earth, right? So what if Axl can't sing after an hour and a half in concert? So what if it's just Duff and Slash? At the end of the day it's just music and obsessing over it too much won't give anyone anything. 

Well I don't like football but it's a good excuse. That tomorrow's monday's apparently not a good excuse. Apparently people like to stay sober then. 

I just got told drinking beer on a sunday night ain't normal. I don't believe that for shit. 

The other day I dreamed I got fired from work cos I was apparently smoking heroin in the refrigerator room, but then it turned out I got fired because I didn't share my h with everyone else. Fuck my head, you know? Just fuck it. 

And I don't even do heroin. 

lmao i think he tried to propose to me on the phone again yesterday

he also gave me permission to be pregnant

i told him i'm not pregnant, i'm on the pill for fucks sake

and he was like "but i want to marry you and have kids with you" 

here's for the whining part: i'm quickly running out of beer, gotta get my ass down to the liquor store again tomorrow. fuck sweden and our booze laws! 

Got home from work, am free this weekend... guess who's gonna drink her head off lmao

Lennon is back!!! It's been a while but I rose from the dead yet again. 

Anything interesting happened during the past 200 pages? 

2 hours ago, AslatIE said:

It would make for an entertaining wedding though

Oh yes, but that's how it goes, you know? Fuck, if I'm ever getting married it will be entertaining. I've no time for being a bore. 

I'm hungover as fuck and I gotta go to work in half an hour. Wish me luck! 

On 2017-08-09 at 3:20 PM, AslatIE said:

How hot is she and how long have you dated?

She looks quite alright. Me and my boyfriend have been seeing each other for little more than a year. I moved in with him in december, so I've been living here for the past eight or so months. 

Lmao he called me yesterday drunk as fuck and told me that friend of his had been yelling at him because he was stupid and didn't understand how much I love him and apparently he'd been whining about how I was with other guys while he's away and she was like fuck no how stupid are you? Also she'd said I was the best thing that had ever happened to him lol so I'm not worried about them doing anything like that anymore. I actually spoke on the phone with her yesterday and she was all like 'fuck it sucks you gotta work you should be here?? everyone misses you' hahah all his friends had been asking for me telling him he'd better bring me next year. Feels quite good. 

Also he tried to propose to me over the phone yesterday and I was mean and just laughed a little and said "sure, someday" because two really drunk people shouldn't be discussing marriage and planning a wedding lmao. 

I haven't had a drink in two days because I'm working such weird times and it really sucks. Grabbin one right now and then Imma have my brother over for some tomorrow. 

My boyfriend's gone to Germany for two weeks and I'm home working :// Also one of his closest female friends is with him and I feel so ridiculous cos I'm actually a bit nervous about that. I mean... I guess I'm just scared they'll fuck and idk idk 

Also I'm way more excited now that I've had a bunch of beers lmao

Anyone knows where to go out drinking tonight? Would love if it was someplace 18 cos I'm here w/ my little brother ha 

Just now, Oldest Goat said:

I know what you're saying but trust me you'll have a blast

Oh, I know! 

Gotta go now tho cos I live on the other side of the country and I haven't even gotten in the car yet lmao because the person who's driving is a slow ass motherfucker and ain't here yet. 

3 hours ago, xBrownstonex said:

Yes

I mean I know it's gonna be fun and I'm gonna have a great time, you know? It's just that it isn't as important to me anymore, right? Cos for the past 13 or so years I've thought "Fuck, how cool wouldn't it be to see a Guns N' Roses reunion concert?" every time I've listened to 'em and now I'm gonna do just that and it's just like meh, it's here, I'm gonna go see them, and then... Then I've seen them. Then it's done. 

Is it weird if I'm really not excited about this anymore? 

So did anyone die yet?