john lennon

Contemplating whether or not to quit the wine drinking and studying for tonight and just go to bed and bingewatch the new season of tpb instead. What do you think? 

Watched 2 episodes, didn't get into it.

Then again it's not exactly a secret my taste in tv is pure shit. I like Trailer Park Boys, Criminal Minds, Big Bang Theory, and Family Guy. 

10 minutes ago, Dan H. said:

I'm getting arnoldlayne deja vu

I've been living under a rock, so I've no idea what that means 

2 minutes ago, soon said:

I need that kind of assistance!  I always end up with a half filled beer at the end.  Usually drink it then and there and its not the best.  

That sounds tasty.

I was fixing to try and make my first batch of Kefir beer but the colony died when the weather changed.

What's Kefir beer? Not very into this whole thing, we mostly make lager and pilsner because that's what I like best. 

4 minutes ago, Dan H. said:

No that is not normal.

 I usually polish off my third before 10:45

So I've got some catching up to do then, I suppose. I'm only on my second bottle for today, but I had to drive a whole lot so I couldn't start earlier. 

I'm gonna have to get my ass down to the liquor store later this week tho, because I only have like six bottles of wine and 20 pints of beer left and it's tuesday and the next 100 pints of beer and 11 bottles of wine won't be ready for another week and a half. 

On 2017-05-08 at 3:08 PM, wasted said:

We won't despise you but let's have no illusions here, we are not good people. Well, okay if you drink craft beer you might not be complete garbage. 

Dude, I make my own beer. And wine. And it's fucking great, too. And a lot cheaper than the shit you buy.

On 2017-05-08 at 3:44 PM, soon said:

yeah that counts!  I brew beer and cider.  Wine seems so much more involved!  Thats cool.  What varietals?

I make beer too. Or, I mostly just bottle it because I'm way better at that than my guy, you know? Like a fucking machine. I never thought about it, but then he moved it all to a kitchen cabinet cos it needed darkness, and he was like 'ha you can tell which ones you filled up cos they've the exact amount of beer in them on the fucking millimeter'.

Right now some white wine with apple and some stuff in it. 

4 hours ago, AtariLegend said:

I wanted to be Axl Rose or a director or a writer or someone who could change the world for the better or someone rich....

If only someone had crushed my dreams much earlier in life!

 

 

 

Not gonna lie, I also wanted to become Axl Rose when I grew up. I mean, I realized when I was about 9 that that wasn't going to happen, but you know. It was my ultimate goal. 

By the way this thread is the best on here cos everyone's a drunk so you won't actually despise me for being so drunk this early- 

Who te fuck is that thio? 

3 minutes ago, killuridols said:

And you don't work?

I do, naturally, but quite irregular hours, like weekends and nights. Today I'm off work  

51 minutes ago, wasted said:

It sounds awesome, I think most people at noon are spending 10 dollars on some stale carbs across the road from their veal fattening pen with only 5 hours between them a beer. I regret not drinking more. 

Dude, I just skip uni because albeit I seem pretty stupid, I'm really of average intelligence and able to fix shit up later. 

Ok gotta log o.ut now cos I'm making dinner cos my brother an a friend are comin over so

50 minutes ago, killuridols said:

Welcome back to the estrogens jungle!! 

Thabj you I ot bired cos my bf works away all week so I gotta keep myself occupied omehow 

1 hour ago, Len Cnut said:

Always wanted to have a drink with John Lennon!

I kniw right? Everyone does! 

17 minutes ago, Len Cnut said:

Just about everything at some point or another   But in the best order i can remember em it goes something like this:

Soldier, boxer, writer, rockstar, guitar player, rapper, gangster...fuckin name it, I probably wanted to it be it, I was a proper little dickhead as a kid   As opposed to the big dickhead I am today.

Hey, Lenny! U live in the uk right? We could be drinking buds!! I mean I don't live there so it would be tricky but you know my bf got me tickets to go to London fpr my birthday

A few bottles down the road and I'm amazed I can still spell. Gonna go take a piss, then a smoke, then take a bath and try to study some. Uni sucks, guys.

Halfway through my second bottle of wine now, and it's noon. That's normal in your 20s tho, right? 

1 hour ago, MillionsOfSpiders said:

I used to feel like that when my husband was working away.. now I practically pack his bags for him 

You know, I should do that too lmao cos he's always like FUCK WHAT HAVE I MISSED I FEEL LIKE THERES A THOUSAND THINGS and I'm like??? fuck off 

Also can I whine about our psycho fucking neighbors??? So I was playing guitar n singing some (wanna hear cos you totally could??) and they just start banging the fucking walls and I mean ok if it had been late at night but it's fucking noon around here??? And fuck their fucking baby keeps whining and crying and screaming all day long and I hear it so well and N doesn't even hear it?? Is that normal, like, cos I'm a woman and he's not or? 

2 minutes ago, DieselDaisy said:

I wanted to be in the RAF for awhile - even went to the ATC - only to discover I despise flying!

That's always something. 

Because all children believe they're gonna take over the world, ya know? So, what did you want to be when you were a kid?

Personally, I wanted to become many things. At five, I wanted to grow up so that I could drink a lot of beer. At 7, I wanted to have a three story house and 100 cats. At 9, I wanted to be a rock star and try a bunch of drugs. At 11, I wanted to become a stripper. My dad was really supporting of all my ideas. I still laugh about that. 

I mean, kudos on me because I did fullfil that first dream of mine, right? Only I can't really drink a lot of beer anymore because my entire body feels like it's burning up from the inside, so I gotta stick with booze or wine these days.

PS1

The other day I had a nightmare that all my friends were getting married and having a fuck tonne of babies. Horrible. 

I make my own wine, does that count? 

And I know a bottle of vodka and a bottle of wine isn't a lot, but I'm tiny, like 95 lbs.