Dazey

I'd rather see her wrapped round a pillar in a tunnel in Paris just like her mother in law.

Who's a fucking monarchist? I can't stand the cunts!

Cuntybollocks!

Well at least somebody gets the lingo! Hahaha! x

That's exactly what you're doing now. I can understand you perfectly.

There were a few but I'm on my iPad so I can't really explain. Like I said to you before, don't worry about it.

Hey there buddy. I'm cool, how're you? Flying to the US in a week so I'm pretty excited.

Welcome back man. Good luck and all that, it gets better honest.

Yeah man it looks awesome. Me and my buddy are flying out on the 22nd. Gonna be a heavy few weeks I think. Haha!

I'm renting an apartment on Bourbon Street and I can't wait to get there. Then there's a few days in Vegas and off to LA again. Woop!

Hahaha! Well that's alright then! Yeah I'm flying into Louisiana in two weeks. Can't wait.

Wow, just tell me what you really think eh buddy? What have I done now?

You've gone from being the fucker that people are warned will come get them in the middle of the night if they dare step out of line to my favourite mod! What the fuck happened eh?

Just saw the happy birthday comment on my profile. Thank you.

Well it's still early days.

Right back atcha buddy!

Don't listen to him Arnold, he'll bum you!

Loving your posts of late. Five stars!

Errr, thanks I think.

Haha! You're welcome and he is an 'orrible cunt! Nice lad though when you get to know him!

Len would look stupid with red hair! Ethnic sort you see, he'd look like a mucky match. Like your posts by the way.

Nope, just little ol' me but thanks for the compliment. The bike's locked away in the shed for now.

Gimme a PM when you get this and I'll send you that pic. Your inbox seems to be full.

Billy "Granny Killer" Doyle himself!

Old man talks a lot of sense! Keep it up buddy!